cherrybina: (jgl mmm)
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So, there are pictures of Joseph Gordon-Levitt all over the freaking internet at every stage of his life. And look, we all know that the boy has a baby face, which is not helped by his ridiculously charming and adorable dimples. If he's not making the Arthur frowny face, he looks at least five years younger than he actually is. At the age of 29, I am sure he's probably starting to appreciate that, but I doubt he liked it so much when he was 20 and barely looked old enough to drive.

His delightful baby face, plus all the pics of him everywhere, plus the fact that I am a huge fucking pervert, have often left me looking at his pretty face and thinking, is he actually legal there?

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But here's the thing. The question is not IS HE LEGAL; the question is DO I REALLY CARE.



Even back before he learned to wear clothes that fit properly (or maybe he was too teeny for the men's department then IDK) JGL learned how to work the COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME face.

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Like, seriously. Is the photographer snapping away, saying, "come on baby, show me your best underage rentboy face"? BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I AM SEEING HERE OKAY.

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The outfit might be a tragedy in fashion, but the pose? YEAH.

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Seriously, you guys. WHY DOES HE KEEP MAKING THAT FACE JFC.

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Okay, look. He's a smart guy, yes? Maybe he realized at a young age that he might as well play it up because he really knew how to make it work for him.

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I think the official caption for this picture is YOU MIGHT GET ARRESTED, BUT I PROMISE IT'LL BE WORTH IT.

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UM.

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I feel like his role in Mysterious Skin wasn't a big surprise, since he had really been working that whole look for awhile. And working it really fucking well.

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Wee bb JGL frolicking in the French countryside or something WHO EVEN KNOWS REALLY.

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Hey, if you happen to be writing boarding school fic and need some visual inspiration I HAVE EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR OKAY.

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Between the outfit and the fact that he's SITTING IN THE FUCKING CORNER, I am not really sure what I am supposed to think here. I mean, besides the dirty thoughts.

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I have to tell you that this pose just screams I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY to me. PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT.

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Oh look. He is making that face again. HAI BB HAI.

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Sometimes life as barely legal pretty boy is hard okay.

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So emo. So pretty. Also, I am like almost certain that you can see his nipples in that shirt. TOTALLY WORTH TRYING, ANYWAY.

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Poor bb kept his dimples under wraps most of the time because they didn't really do him any favors as far as convincing people he was legal. HOWEVER THEY CERTAINLY DO HIM OTHER KINDS OF FAVORS.

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I've heard some people say that they aren't attracted to JGL today because they associate him with little Tommy Solomon in their head. But, you guys, Tommy Solomon grew up.

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I MEAN MAYBE NOT ALL THE WAY GROWN UP BUT I SAY CLOSE ENOUGH.

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I... am not entirely convinced that he is old enough to buy cigarettes here.

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But again, the question is, DO I ACTUALLY CARE.

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Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with NO.

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I REALLY DON'T.

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Whatever, he is a grown up now, even though he doesn't always look it. Which is REALLY REALLY GOOD FOR ME.

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In conclusion, I have no idea how old he is in any of these caps, but for comparison, this picture, which I have posted before, is from an interview that took place ONE MONTH after he turned 18. So if you want to know what barely legal JGL looks like, this is it.

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And for those of you scoffing because the age of consent is much lower than 18 where you live, well then I say go for it.

So, tell me. Is he legal? Do you actually care? And most importantly of all, WOULD YOU HIT IT?
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Date: 2010-10-26 01:15 pm (UTC)
ext_3167: Happiness is a dragon in formaldehyde  (What I want for Christmas)
From: [identity profile] puckling.livejournal.com
YIIIIIIS. MEETING IN 15, BUT I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS! \o/

Date: 2010-10-26 01:18 pm (UTC)
ext_3167: Happiness is a dragon in formaldehyde  (I'm just here for the clothes)
From: [identity profile] puckling.livejournal.com
PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT.

IT IS BECAUSE HE IS PIGEON TOED IN THAT PHOTO. THIS IS TRUE.

ALSO THIS PIC SPAM IS REALLY JUST CONFIRMATION THAT BOTH OF US ARE GOING TO THE SPECIAL HELL.

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Date: 2010-10-26 01:24 pm (UTC)
ext_36836: (I could watch)
From: [identity profile] connikins.livejournal.com
I LOVE THIS POST. I AM STILL PRETTY YOUNG SO I FEEL OKAY FOR SAYING I WOULD HIT IT SO HARD.

Date: 2010-10-26 01:35 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl adorb)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
DOES IT COUNT IF WHEN HE WAS ILLEGAL I WAS TOO? WHATEVER. I'D HIT IT.

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Date: 2010-10-26 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ilovetakahana.livejournal.com
YOU ARE THE SECOND PERSON TO DERAIL MY THOUGHT PROCESSES COMPLETELY IN THE PAST TEN MINUTES.

YOU MAKE ME FEEL INEXPLICABLY HAPPY with all these gorgeous photos. Oh, and hot and bothered but I think that was the point wasn't it???

I don't really think I give a shit. I would hit that at any goddamn age. With perhaps the lone exception of his Angels in the Outfield years. He looks so goddamned delicious, I almost licked the monitor /tmi

You are an amazing woman for posting this. I applaud your efforts.

Date: 2010-10-26 02:41 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl dimples)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
HOT AND BOTHERED WAS EXACTLY THE POINT. AND POSSIBLY KIND OF DIRTY :D

And I totally approve of any and all monitor licking. LOOK AT HIS FACE. HE WANTS YOU TO LICK HIM.

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Date: 2010-10-26 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com
the picture where he's smoking maybe-illegally and then where he's sitting on a block wearing an awesome suit? those two made me realise that one of the reasons why i find him so attractive is because in certain lights he looks like a butch lady.


in other news, we are all going to jail for looking at these pics.

Date: 2010-10-26 02:46 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl steps)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
Yeah, he definitely had a little bit of an androgynous thing going on that was seriously hot. Not really so much anymore because he seems to favor the super short hair/stubbly face look these days.

Maybe we will all go to jail but WHY IS HE LOOKING AT US LIKE THAT? I MEAN REALLY.

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Date: 2010-10-26 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burnmybridges.livejournal.com
HE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A DIRTY OLD WOMAN EVEN THOUGH I'M TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

Date: 2010-10-26 02:50 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl tux)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
HE CAN MAKE ANYONE FEEL LIKE A DIRTY OLD WOMAN. IT IS ONE OF HIS MANY GIFTS.

Date: 2010-10-26 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] titania2006.livejournal.com
YOU MIGHT GET ARRESTED, BUT I PROMISE IT'LL BE WORTH IT.

YES. YES IT WILL.

I'm not sure I have ever felt more like a perv than right now. Except perhaps while reading jailbait!Arthur fics (WHICH I TOTALLY DON'T DO I MEAN WHAT IDEK).

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Date: 2010-10-26 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loverly.livejournal.com
I love him because of Tommy, tbh :[ :[ :[

Date: 2010-10-26 04:21 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl mmm)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
I watched him as Tommy when I was growing up and we were both illegal back then AND SO I AM REALLY OKAY WITH THAT.

Date: 2010-10-26 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blaqkheaven.livejournal.com
Room for one more on this ticket to the special hell?

Awesome, I'mma take that seat right over there.

Date: 2010-10-26 04:28 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl tux)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
Oh, bb. There is room for us all. HOP ON IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME :D

Date: 2010-10-26 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Oh Bina, dear, have you ever made my day.

*sets up camp here*

That shirtless pic with his hair all in his face. FUUUCK MEEE!



Date: 2010-10-26 04:34 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl smile)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
I'm glad you enjoyed, bb. It's good to know I'm not the only perv out there :D

FUUUCK MEEE

I AM PRETTY SURE THAT IS EXACTLY THE MESSAGE HE WAS TRYING TO CONVEY THERE AND I WOULD GLADLY OBLIGE.

Date: 2010-10-26 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amuly.livejournal.com
Hahaha oh my gosh I love you.

The Tommy Solomon association has never been a problem with me, since I'm a few years younger than him and TOTALLY had a crush on Tommy growing up! :P

Date: 2010-10-26 04:38 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl adorb)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
I'm glad you enjoyed!

Yeah I mean it's not like he's underage now, so we're all good I say :D

Date: 2010-10-26 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeejunkii.livejournal.com
ummm >.>

he looks like he's 13 in that last cap!

Date: 2010-10-26 04:41 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl unf)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
I KNOW RIGHT. I think it was [livejournal.com profile] frantic_allonsy who made the point that since he looked about 15 when he was actually 18, it's totally safe to perv on pics where he looks 18 because he's definitely legal then.

Date: 2010-10-26 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninja-orange.livejournal.com
awiegah;kje posts full of JGL are the best way to start the day ♥ AND OBVIOUSLY YES I WOULD HIT THAT.

Date: 2010-10-26 04:44 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl mmm)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
I'm glad you got to start off the day the right way :D

AND YOU KNOW I WOULD HIT THAT SO HARD.

Date: 2010-10-26 04:46 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl tux)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
I AM SO GLAD YOU APPROVE :D

Date: 2010-10-26 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dysonrules.livejournal.com
Thank you, I was kicking around an idea for a new Jailbait AU and this clinched it with a motherfucking ROYAL FLUSH.

*scribbles madly*

Date: 2010-10-26 04:48 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl unf)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
SFHKLJGFFJ YES PLEASE.

Date: 2010-10-26 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pennyplainknits.livejournal.com
He's a year older than me and I've fancied him since 3rd Rock. I have no shame.

Also I'm writing a HS AU atm and these are totallly helping! Now all I need is a corresponding T Hard picspam hint hint

Date: 2010-10-26 04:52 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl mmm)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
There is no room for shame when there is thus much pretty around.

YAY FOR HS AU. Sadly there just aren't as many pics of T-Hard looking like jailbait. BUT I CAN DO MY BEST :D

Date: 2010-10-26 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwy.livejournal.com
OH GOD JGL OH GOD WHY IS HE SO PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL AND AMAAAZING *spazzes around*

I AM TOTALLY ON THE I DON'T CARE SIDE because because he is 29 NOW so that's totally fine. Older than i am. ACTUALLY perfect age, yes yes +runs away with him+

I am in looove with hiiim gaah.

(my friend asked me how old T-Hard is because he looks so old, lolol WHAT WHAT XD )

Date: 2010-10-26 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saavira.livejournal.com
MY FRIEND SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT THARD!! I WAS ALL DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT I'M SEEING??? LOOK AT THE RIDICULOUS BURNING HOTNESS! OLD? WHAT?

*coughs*

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Date: 2010-10-26 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] delires.livejournal.com
YES. TO EVERYTHING. <3

Date: 2010-10-26 05:12 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl tux)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES.

Date: 2010-10-26 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eleanor-lavish.livejournal.com
Holy shit, dude. This was not what I needed to keep my mind on work today...

Date: 2010-10-26 05:35 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl phone)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
I hope it was worth the distraction :D

Date: 2010-10-26 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saavira.livejournal.com
I'm going to comfort myself with the fact that he was at least my age when he took those photos and forget about the fact that he looks like he's 15 and yet I would still hit that so hard.

I don't understand how someone who's 7 years older than me makes me feel so dirty perving on his holder pictures. WHAT THE HELL?

Date: 2010-10-26 05:36 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl unf)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
he looks like he's 15 and yet I would still hit that so hard

IT IS JUST THIS THING HE DOES OKAY. DO NOT THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH AND YOU'LL BE JUST FINE.

Date: 2010-10-26 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myricarubra.livejournal.com
HI POSSIBLY-JAILBAIT-BUT-WHO-CARES-REALLY JGL, I'D MISSED YOU TERRIBLY THESE DAYS.


HI BINA! This post made me think about your student/teacher fic. Can I... ask about it... without being really nosy? SOMETIMES I GET DISTRACTED, YOU KNOW, AS ONE DOES, THINKING ABOUT YOUR JAILBAIT-RIDING-ASSFUCKING FIC IN PROGRESS.

Date: 2010-10-26 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwy.livejournal.com
OH i wanna know about the student/teacher fic as weeell. It has me so excited that you write that, Bina. PLEASE FINISH IT YES? Do you need inspiration in any form? Or cheerleading? I can make icons? gah.

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Date: 2010-10-26 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermette.livejournal.com
You're adorable.

Date: 2010-10-26 05:39 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl mmm)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
If by adorable you mean a huge fucking pervert, then yes, I agree :D

Date: 2010-10-26 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com
Three points:

1) UNFFF! The photo shoot with the dark t-shirt and the wet hair and the fence. *brain melts*

2) I HAVE A TEENAGE SON! OMG! THE SPECIAL HELL!

3) My husband is out of town (wail!)...is that TMI?

Date: 2010-10-26 05:41 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl tux)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
Ahaha. Oh, bb. This comment made me LAUGH AND LAUGH. JUST THINK ABOUT ALL THE AWESOME PEOPLE WHO WILL BE THERE WITH YOU IN THE SPECIAL HELL. IT WILL BE AMAZING, I PROMISE :D

Date: 2010-10-26 03:43 pm (UTC)
ext_16562: <lj user="black_balloonxx"> (inception: arthur is impressed)
From: [identity profile] kashmir1.livejournal.com
At the age of 29, I am sure he's probably starting to appreciate that, but I doubt he liked it so much when he was 20 and barely looked old enough to drive.

I'm only a couple of months younger than him and I get told ALL THE TIME I look like I'm still in high school and yes, at the age of 29, I do appreciate that. :D :D

THAT ASIDE! I feel a little dirty looking at these pics... even though he's technically older than me.

Date: 2010-10-26 05:42 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl steps)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
His ability to make us all feel like dirty perverts is one of his many gifts :D

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Date: 2010-10-26 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] froggie.livejournal.com
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNG

THE COMBINATION OF THIS

AND THE FACT THAT I FINISHED THE CATBOY PORN LAST NIGHT

MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A DIRTY PERVERT

Date: 2010-10-26 05:43 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl unf)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
WE CAN ALL BE PERVERTS TOGETHER, BB. IT WILL BE AMAZING OKAY.

AND SDFGHJK CATBOY PORN. SO EXCITING \O/

Date: 2010-10-26 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyvader.livejournal.com
I LOVE THIS POST SO MUCH I HAD TO ACTUALLY MAKE EXCUSES FOR THE NOISES I MADE LOOKING AT HIM... tho we're the same age, I don't know why but I totally didn't want to horn him back then, *ponders* Clearly with age comes Wisdom & GREAT PERVERSION!!!!

Date: 2010-10-26 05:47 pm (UTC)
ext_58945: (jgl tux)
From: [identity profile] cherrybina.livejournal.com
HE DEFINITELY INSPIRES SOME NOISES, THAT'S FOR SURE.

Your inner dirty pervert just needed some time to fully develop :D
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