Shine on

Mar. 12th, 2011 10:38 am
cherrybina: (arthur hair)
1. Important business: [livejournal.com profile] help_japan is organizing a multi-fandom multi-media auction to raise funds to assist Japan after the earthquake and tsunami. The comm has an informational post with links to news about the disaster and list of organizations accepting donations. Every little bit helps ♥

2. I am trying to go back through my posts and tag all of the ones that contain comment fic, art, or other assorted goodies in the comments. THIS IS NOT AN EASY TASK MY FRIENDS. But since you guys are awesome enough to fill the comments with so many amazing things, the least I can do is make them easier for everyone to find. I don't expect to be finished anytime soon because THERE IS SO MUCH OMG and also because I am extremely flaky and easily distracted by shiny things, and therefore am taking frequent breaks for porn and cookies. But I will get there! In the meantime, remember that every day is comment fic day around here :D

3. I have to tell you guys that Inception fandom porn is coming close to making all of my filthy dreams come true, and my dreams are really fucking filthy. Aside from all of the glorious jailbait porn, which is my number one bulletproof kink and which I will NEVER EVER EVER GET SICK OF NO MATTER HOW MUCH IS WRITTEN, there were three fisting fics in the last week. That is amazing. I think Inception fandom might just be capable of giving Arthur everything his ass desires AND THAT IS REALLY SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE HE HAS THE GREEDIEST ASS OF THEM ALL. Basically what I am saying to you is this: never stop writing filthy porn ♥

4. Today I received this anonymous comment about Bradley's hair: His hair isn't even shiny, My hair is way more shinier than his. That's just a bunch of hair products on his hair and I have natural shine. JUST. WHAT.

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lkdshdsl GLOWING YOU GUYS, HE IS GLOWING. Bradley's hair is like a beacon of light guiding us all on the path to pretty things. It is a symbol of all that is good and right in this world. It is a light in dark places when all other lights go out... no wait, that's something else. sldkjgdflk MY POINT IS THAT HIS HAIR IS THE SHINIEST FULL STOP. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.

5. There is not enough Tom Hardy in this post.

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I love when his tattoos peek out of his shirt like that and I desperately want to imagine licking all over them, but I cannot tear my eyes away from his mouth long enough to think about it properly. JFC WHAT EVEN.

I think it's time for a poll, do you agree? GOOD :D

[Poll #1716954]

I hope your day is lovely :D
cherrybina: (Default)
1. Someone linked me to this article yesterday, and I love how the author takes every opportunity to talk about how awesome and hot Tom Hardy is. WHO IS THIS LAURA PRUDOM BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHE AND I WOULD GET ALONG. ALSO I LOVE ALL THE PICS THEY CHOSE TO INCLUDE :D

2. Unsurprisingly, I am still not over the video of Tom's magnificent ass. Now that I've watched it some completely reasonable and not at all ridiculous number of times, there are a couple things I'm wondering about. First, Tom's shirt is all sweaty (ALSO PINK!) and I'm guessing it's from paintball because he's wearing all of that... gear, or whatever. I WANT 34995586 HOURS OF VIDEO OF HIM RUNNING AROUND WITH A PAINTBALL GUN WHERE IS IT I NEED IT IN MY LIFE.

Second, is that a tattoo on his right hipbone? It kind of looks like maybe it is?

Has there always been a tattoo there? )

3. Yesterday I posted super smiley JGL with Arthur hair, so today you get bb JGL looking v.v. deep in thought with his hair flopping all over the place.

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Was this from a time in his life when he was not working out or something? He looks so tiny! AS OPPOSED TO, YOU KNOW, THIS. NOT TINY AT ALL.

JGL seems to prefer to keep his hair super short or pushed back, but I love it when it's a little bit longer. The above pic is a bit too floppy for me, but I love anytime it's long enough to hang down over his forehead and curl up at the ends. I'm also a fan of the sex mussed hair.

Bedhead )

4. MERLIN! I haven't posted about Merlin in days D: It was a little sad this week not seeing a million flaily posts about the quest and episode all over my flist, but it seems like everyone is either still riding the high from the finale or posting picspams or getting really excited about fics. Plus, there seem to be a lot of new people getting into the fandom for the first time which is SO AWESOME TO WATCH I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU. I actually have Things to Say about the show and M/A in general, but so far, I haven't been able to gather my thoughts together into anything remotely coherent. But we have a long hiatus, so I'm sure I'll get there eventually. FOR NOW I SHALL JUST SAY THIS.

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HEY YOU GUYS. Are you having an awesome Sunday? ♥
cherrybina: (Default)
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. I AM A MESS RIGHT NOW. LIKE I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF EXPRESSING MYSELF OUTSIDE KEYSMASHES DLSJGL;SHGDSL;HD;S I THINK EVEN A NUMBERED LIST IS BEYOND ME. BUT I SHALL TRY :D

1. Okay, so Merlin.

My spoilery nonsensical reaction )

2. JGL continues to melt my heart with this pic of him being silly with his dad

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If you do not already follow his tumblr you really should, because it ridiculously adorable, mostly because of his frequent emoticons :D Yesterday, I flailed all over the place when he said, ^____^ Believe in tiny stories… because C'MON HOW CUTE IS THAT.

3. We don't get a lot in the way of canon interaction between Arthur and Eames, but lucky for us, those boys make every second count with their love that shines like a beacon of light, such as the clear significance of Arthur choosing to touch Eames when he pushes the team down the hall.

Yeah, push him just like that )

4. Twitter! There is going to be something more on this later, but for right now, I will just say that if you follow me on Twitter but never say anything, I will forever assume you are a spambot who found me because of my excessive tweets about felching. THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS A LOT FOR REAL. So, if you are not a spambot and would like to have deep and meaningful conversations about felching over Twitter, just tweet me and let me know :D I am here btw.

5. Poll time? I SAY YES.

[Poll #1653416]

lsdkjgdls;ghj YOU GUYS. I am in a ridiculously cheerful mood right now, and I just want to like shower you all with a thousand kisses and flail around together because HOLY SHIT THERE IS SO MUCH AWESOME EVERYWHERE I CANNOT EVEN DEAL ♥♥♥
cherrybina: (Inception Eames hat)
1. I need your help, you guys. I have someone who's new to writing fic and is looking for a beta to offer feedback and bounce some ideas around with. The pairing is Arthur/Eames, and if anyone is interested, contact me via PM and I shall put you in touch. Thank you :D

2. Merlin day YAY. not just any Merlin day, but SEASON FINALE asdfghj \o/

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Who's excited?

3. Last night on Twitter, I was talking about how there really should be lots and lots of Arthur and Eames go skiing fic. Because Eames? SUCH A BADASS ON SKIS.

HE REALLY IS )

4. Okay, so I know a lot of people, myself included, talk about how JGL is at times such a pretentious hipster, but the thing is, he really is too bouncy and excitable to be a proper hipster. Just look at all of those exclamation points and smileys :D Plus, he has adorably squishable face.

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Who else wants to, um. PUSH HIS RECORD BUTTON?

Okay okay I must go do some things now but hi guys hiiii :D How is everyone today?
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I've been feeling all nostalgic for the early days of Merlin fandom, and after flailing about The Poisoned Chalice, I decided to rewatch The Labyrinth of Gedref, which is my very favorite episode of all time. If I had to guess, I'd say that across fandom, The Moment of Truth is probably the most popular episode, and while I love that one very much, nothing, nothing, can live up to the ridiculous flaily glee I feel every single time I even think about LoG.

It has a lot going for it - tons of M/A interaction, pretty boys all over the place, an actualfax unicorn - but it's Arthur that does it for me so hard. This episode, you guys? This right here is like my very own love song to Arthur Pendragon.

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You know me, Merlin. I never listen to you. )
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Oh, you guys. I am feeling ridiculously nostalgic for the early days of Merlin fandom right now. I don't mean I want to go back, because as far as I'm concerned, fandom only gets better when there is more of everything (with the exception of wank, of course.) I just think that the shiny newness of Inception is reminding me of when I had that same feeling about Merlin. And there really is nothing like the joy of falling hard for a new ship, is there?

I flung myself face first on the M/A train right at do you know how to walk on your knees, but The Poisoned Chalice is what knocked me down so hard I couldn't see anything but their perfect shiny love. I remember I sat there going WAIT WHAT. WHAAAAAT.

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OH MY GOD THESE BOYS )

Anyway, speaking of old school Merlin, [livejournal.com profile] hermette posted about people sometimes saying that they're nervous or shy or intimidated by the fandom. I've had people express the same feelings to me, and you guys. THAT MAKES ME SO SAD. I realize that not everyone wants to participate in fandom the same way, and if lurking is what you want, then by all means, lurk away. But if there are people who want to play but are afraid for whatever reason, then I go all sadface, because fandom only gets better when there is more. And when people say they are intimidated by me I am just like HAHA WHAT. Because, really. I AM ACTUALLY THIS RIDICULOUS FOR REAL. PEOPLE WHO HAVE MET ME PLEASE CHIME IN AND CONFIRM.

I've been in Merlin fandom for almost two years now. Some of my friendships here go back that far, and so I totally get how it can feel hard to jump into something that seems so established, but I can only promise you that every single one of you is welcome to join in at any time on any post. I love capslocky squee and I love meeting new people and I love completely random comments and I LOVE LOVE LOVE hearing that people are just discovering the joy that is Merlin fandom, because it reminds me of when I was there too, with so many hearts in my eyeballs for pretty boys risking everything for each other because they are ridiculously painfully in love ♥♥♥

Before I go all weepy with love for Merlin fandom, I have one more pretty boy to talk about. Yesterday I posted pics of JGL in sweatpants, a windbreaker, and a baseball cap, so I think that means we could all stand to see that boy in a suit right about now.

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Yes, that's much better )
cherrybina: (jgl tux)
1. SDLKGHSL MERLIN HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR A FOURTH SERIES! I know you all partied your little hearts out about this yesterday, but I was still kind of flopping around like a limp noodle with a hangover, so I AM PARTYING NOW OKAY PLEASE COME JOIN ME IF YOU LIKE \O/!!! I am so not ready to say goodbye to this show, and more importantly, the fandom, so I am THRILLED to know that I'll have another year of these ridiculous boys in my life.

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Soon, Bradley. SOON YOU CAN PUBLICLY DECLARE YOUR LOVE FOR COLIN AND WE WILL ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN THE HEARTS IN YOUR EYEBALLS FOR YEARS NOW ♥_______♥

OH, BOYS )

2. Yesterday, [livejournal.com profile] leupagus held me hostage in her apartment and refused to let me leave until I watched some of Hawaii Five-0. And HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS. I'm not sure you can actually call that subtext when they are basically three seconds away from making out. Seriously, I was just like WAIT WHAT. DID THAT ACTUALLY JUST HAPPEN? I... think I need to go watch this show now.

3. Tom Hardy/Chris Pine. OKAY OKAY OKAY. So the pictures came out a couple days ago, and yeah, that is a lot of pretty right there in one place. First, I should say that I find Chris Pine extremely attractive. As in, fuck yeah I'd hit it hard. But you guys. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON WITH HIS HAIR IDEK.

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Pretty pretty )

4. I know I have been promising you the Jailbait JGL picspam, but it is not ready because OH MY GOD THERE ARE A LOT OF PICTURES OF HIM LOOKING LIKE AN UNDERAGE RENTBOY JFC. To hold you over, here is a photo of him straddling a metal pole-thingy in which you can see his lovely fingers, and in which he is giving his very best PLEASE COME AND FUCK ME face. For the record, I love that face ♥ ALSO FOR THE RECORD I WOULD TOTALLY FUCK HIM. WHICH I AM PRETTY SURE I ALREADY SAID. A BUNCH OF TIMES.

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Because one is not enough )
cherrybina: (jgl mmm)
1. YESTERDAY'S POLL. Some of the results were surprising to me! For example, about 60% of you said in Merlin, you prefer canon era fic. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? I mean, obviously my flist is reflective of the fandom as a whole, haha. Some people said they just flat out aren't interested in canon era fic, but for those that are, one thing that was brought up was that people like the idea of canon fic, but are afraid to write it because they worry about getting it wrong. YOU GUYS. THIS IS THE MOST HISTORICALLY INACCURATE SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. Beer cans, DO YOU REMEMBER THE BEER CANS? Another point that was brought up was that people might be intimidated by the idea of having to write something plotty with battles and action and whatnot. NOT TRUE. Do you want to know my very favorite fic scenario of all time? Merlin and Arthur are crazy in love but too emotionally stunted to admit it, so they wander around the castle doing random stuff, being kind of dumb, snarking at each other, with lots of delicious UST. AND THEN THERE IS PORN. YOU GUYS. I COULD READ THAT FIC 47495067832756 TIMES I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING.

2. In unsurprising poll news, INCEPTION NEEDS MORE RIMMING.

I MEAN HELLO )

3. SHOES. I should have just linked you to all of the shoes, since I knew people were going to ask. In the order posted, you can find them for sale here, here, here, and here. For awhile there I was worried, because despite very specifically giving you radio buttons, there was an ALMOST PERFECT FOUR WAY TIE WTF. However, a winner has finally emerged! Though, I just discovered that they also come in red. SO MANY DIFFICULT CHOICES IN LIFE *SOBS AND SOBS FOREVER* (Also, to [livejournal.com profile] weatherfront who said they look kind-of-but-not-quite like Chie, I say yes, yes they do.)

In honor of the fact that the Fluevogs lost, and in honor of the fact that [livejournal.com profile] weatherfront put a ban on my Fluevog purchases for the time being (WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT WHYYYY) guess what I am wearing today?

I love these shoes okay )

4. FORMSPRING. I has one! I actually started it, like, six months ago, answered a couple questions, and promptly forgot all about it. If you would like to ask me a question, go right ahead. Though I will warn you that I am exceedingly flaky and might forget I have it at any given moment D:

5. DIMPLES.

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Because every day should have dimples ♥

ETA: HEY HEY YOU GUYS. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE CAP WITH THE V.V. EXTREMELY ANACHRONISTIC BEER CANS PLEASE AND THANK YOU [livejournal.com profile] hermette has come through YAY ♥!
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I've been meaning to talk about this for awhile but I keep getting distracted by squee and porn and so many pretty boys all over the place. WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT A BAD THING SO NO ONE STOP WITH THE SQUEE AND PORN AND PRETTY BOYS ALL OVER THE PLACE PLEASE I BEG YOU.

So, Merlin fic. There are a lot of modern AUs in Merlin fandom. A LOT. I'm actually a huge fan of canon era fics, which is sometimes a hard place to be in this fandom. I just feel like so much of who they are is wrapped up in Arthur being a prince and Merlin being his servant and Merlin having magic and them living in Camelot. Change all of those things all at once, and I have a hard time finding the characters as I love them inside my head. It can certainly be done really, really well; in fact, some of my all-time favorite fics are modern AUs. But my favorite modern AUs tend to be ones that have some ties to canon - reincarnation, some sort of preservation of the power differential, Merlin's magic, etc.

I was thinking about why so many Merlin fics are set in modern times. Is it that people are mostly interested in the Merlin/Arthur relationship more than the show itself and would rather read them in a more familiar setting? Is it it that people are frustrated with canon and would rather put them in a different setting than worry about dealing with problematic storylines/characterization from the show? Or is it something else entirely?

Inception fic still seems to be in that early stage where there are plenty of AUs, but they tend to be for a specific reason: Arthur and Eames in space! Arthur and Eames as firefighters! Arthur and Eames in the wild west! As far as canon fic goes, the source is short and closed, so it's a lot easier to write pre-movie or post-movie, especially since we don't know anything about how Eames and Arthur met or anything about their ultimate destiny. The same can't be said for Merlin since we see their first meeting, and, well. Um. AND THEN MERLIN AND ARTHUR LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER FOREVER AND EVER AND LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU NOT LISTENING.

ALSO. First time vs. established relationship. I have this thing where I love reading first time fics, but almost always end up writing established relationship. The reason I like to write ER is that basically everything I write is porn, and it is a lot easier to write dirty porn in an established relationship. I mean, yeah. I LOVE first time sex, but I cannot resist writing filthy barebacking or kinky porn and it's a lot harder to do that in a first time fic.

So, poll time! Just a quick note: for the purposes of this poll, canon does not mean perfectly canon compliant, just generally fitting in with what we know from the source. So for Merlin, it's Prince Arthur and his servant Merlin living in Camelot, and for Inception, it's Arthur and Eames doing dreamsharing (or pre- or post- dreamsharing, whatever.)

[Poll #1632618]

MONDAY YOU GUYS. I'm hoping for a day filled with beer and dimples and adorably curly hair.

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OKAY MAYBE THAT'S AIMING A LITTLE HIGH. I'M JUST GONNA GO FOR A SECOND LATTE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST ♥
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1. I feel like I totally missed all the Merlin post-ep squeefests yesterday D: I was late watching it, and then everyone already said everything I was feeling, so I was just kind of like, OH HEY ME TOO. My non-spoliery thoughts: I HAVE MISSED THIS SHOW SO FUCKING MUCH and ASDFGHJ THESE BOYS ♥♥♥ and OMFG IS IT NEXT WEEK YET. I do have Merlin stuff I want to talk about, which will probably come in a post tomorrow \o/

2. I am so embarrassed to admit this, but I just went and got myself a delicious account. I NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. I basically just use everyone else's, but I think the time has finally come to jump on that bandwagon because I cannot keep track of anything anymore. I have lots and lots of work to do, especially when it comes to Merlin fic because OH GOD THERE IS A LOT OF OLD FIC TO BOOKMARK but at least I have finally started. At some point, I might even try to tag some of my own entries for organizational purposes, since I've received a couple PMs recently asking about old entries/picspams I've done. BASICALLY MY JOURNAL IS JUST A HUGE FUCKING MESS OKAY and my tags are useless and I cannot find a thing D: With that ringing endorsement out of the way, hi new people who have friended me in the past few days! I just did an intro post here, so feel free to stop by and say hello if you are so moved :D

3. Fics!

+ Underneath This Heel of Mine by [livejournal.com profile] recrudescence, Arthur/Eames. So, OKAY. I did not even realize I had a kink for Arthur wearing stilettos until I read this. UNF. I should not have been surprised, as it is the same author who wrote this filthy hot first time barebacking and felching fic.

+ Pick up (and Knit) by [livejournal.com profile] pennyplainknits, JGL/T-Hard. I am DYING for more RPF in this fandom, and this is just adorable. Tom knits Joe a scarf, which was partially inspired by this conversation.

ETA: I AM ADDING A REC BECAUSE OMFG.

+ Unusual Kiss by [livejournal.com profile] i_claudia, Bradley/Colin/Alexander Skarsgård. I shall just let her warnings enticements speak for themselves: threesome, barebacking, Colin Morgan’s fingers, size!kink, accent!kink, fisting, double penetration, a bit of D/s, dirty talk, rimming, orgasm denial, really filthy sex. OH HELL YES.

4. Shall we move along to the inappropriate part of this post? I THINK WE SHALL. As I have mentioned, I am currently in the middle of writing a morally dubious fic of moral dubiousness, aka Arthur/Eames teacher/student, in which bb Arthur is 16 (really, you have only yourselves to blame.) ANYWAY. It really does not help my depraved mental state when I come across pictures like this:

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I AM JUST SAYING. Those of you who are still holding onto your decency will be happy to know that he is, in fact, eighteen years old in that picture. OH JGL, BLESS YOUR WEE BABYFACE ♥ But really, it is not as if I haven't already crossed, like, EVERY LINE IN THE BOOK, so this is nothing new. As someone who is much wiser than I am once said, when in doubt, ADD MORE JIZZ ♥ THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM ON THIS BUS TO HELL, BBS. WHO WANTS TO SIT NEXT TO ME?

5. Every year I look forward to fall because it is my favorite season and has my favorite clothes. But every year I also forget how so many awesome clothes = one very broke Bina D: So! I am instituting some rules for this shopping season: No more shirtdresses, coats, or boots because FFS I HAVE ENOUGH*. Okay, maybe just this and this and these. BUT THEN THAT IS IT OKAY.


*This is not actually true. This will never be true. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ENOUGH.
cherrybina: (jgl unf)
OKAY OKAY so I know I totally already posted once today but OMG YOU GUYS CHECK IT OUT:



JUST. WHAT. JGL singing Bad Romance, you guys. I CANNOT EVEN. And it has been confirmed in [livejournal.com profile] meiface's journal that not only does he say I WANT TO FUCK YOU in French, but he uses the really vulgar version of FUCK. HE DOES THIS BECAUSE HE LOVES US OKAY. THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION. PLEASE SEE MORE ABOUT MY THOUGHTS ON THIS MATTER HERE. THE DEGREE TO WHICH I WANT THAT BOY SMIRKING LIKE A COCKY BASTARD ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS IS JUST NOT HEALTHY AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

As if that was not enough awesome for one day, please go see [livejournal.com profile] likeaglass' brilliant theory about Bradley's luscious lips at the interview from the other day. I FULLY SUPPORT HER THEORY JSYK.

And finally:



MERLIN IN FOUR DAYS OMG. LET'S GO APPRECIATE THEIR LOVELY BUMS WHILE WE WAIT OKAY.

ETA: Re: my jizz meta post from a couple months ago, [livejournal.com profile] kerryblaze has provided a helpful video showing that it is indeed possible to suck someone's cock while simultaneously fucking them. AWESOME.

P.S. Come say hi if you haven't already :D
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Today is Day Six in the Merlin S3 Countdown Fest of Awesome. I know some of you are feeling a little bit sad seeing so many people on LJ flailing about things that aren't Merlin *ahem* but today we have just the thing to bring us all back together again. A SHINY NEW S3 TRAILER OMG.

\o/ Merlin S3 Countdown: All-Out Squeefest \o/


Spoilery trailer eeeee! )

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS ASDFGHJKL. I CANNOT EVEN. THESE BOYS. I LOVE THEM SO HARD. So I declare today's countdown post an all out squeefest. Bring your gifs, your favorite pictures, AND OF COURSE YOUR CAPSLOCK, AND COME FLAIL WITH ME AS WE ALL REMEMBER WHY WE LOVE THIS SHOW \O/!!!

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Pimp if you like:



ETA: And now we have comment porn from [livejournal.com profile] dreamdustmama \o/
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1. [livejournal.com profile] gealach_ros has a Merlin S3 picspam (S3 spoilers in link) that includes a bunch of the promo pics as well as the trailer, the teaser, and the blooper reel (omg ♥♥♥) Seeing that blooper reel again is just making me desperate for more of the boys. WE ARE ONLY ONE WEEK AWAY FROM THE BFI SCREENING AND BRADLEY'S FAAAAAACE. So excited \o/

2. Merlin fic rec:

+ (The World Is Changed) Because You Are Made of Ivory and Gold) by [livejournal.com profile] minor_hue. Merlin/Arthur, Arthur gives Merlin a ring (and it's set in canon times, YAY.) This is just exquisitely written and perfectly understated. When [livejournal.com profile] derryere was without internet, I called her all the way across the ocean and squeed about this fic. Then for the rest of the conversation, every so often one of us would go, ARTHUR GAVE MERLIN A RIIIIIING ♥♥♥

3. A couple recs from [livejournal.com profile] inception_kink, all Arthur/Eames:

+ Arthur and Eames make a no sex rule. Arthur's list asdfghjkl ♥

+ Arthur has to have sex or he'll die, and the whole team fights over who gets to do it. Okay, so I LOVE fuck or die, and this one is just hilarious. It's Arthur/Eames at the end, but Arthur gets plenty of action along the way :D

+ One morning Eames fucks sleepy Arthur full of come then plugs him up and sends him off to the warehouse to suffer at work. Do you really need more of a summary than that? I read this first thing this morning, and there really is no better way to start the day than with some filthy porn.

4. And now that we're on the topic of Arthur and a buttplug (I love how easy it is to get there) can we please talk about a fic in which Eames buys this for Arthur? YOU GUYS. Ever since [livejournal.com profile] froggie first showed me that such a fantastic thing existed, I have been dying for fic about it, and if there was ever a character made for a matching 18k gold buttplug and cuff links, it is Arthur, am I right? They don't even call it a buttplug. Oh no, it is a GENTLEMAN'S PLEASURE OBJECT which is so perfect I cannot even deal. I can totally see Eames all like, "oh hey, I bought you this gentleman's pleasure object, now bend over so I can shove it in your pretty little arse." AND THEN HE HELPS HIM WITH HIS CUFF LINKS. OH MY GOD SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE THAT FOR ME.

5. In what is most certainly not news, Tom Hardy is ridiculous and I desperately want him in my pants.

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Happy Sunday, my lovelies. How are all of you today?

ETA: I totally forgot to say that INCEPTION NOW HAS TENTACLE PORN OMG. I know there are some tentacle lovers on my flist :D [livejournal.com profile] platina drew a series of Arthur/Eames tentacles pictures, then [livejournal.com profile] bookshop wrote fic (NSFW image in link!) to go along, which is by far the sweetest cuddliest tentacle porn I have ever read ♥!!
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1. [livejournal.com profile] franticsga wrote Merlin/Arthur fic and you should go read it because it is awesome. She has tried to blame this on me somehow, which, OKAY. Here is something that you should all know: you can blame me all you want, but when the end result is a ridiculously adorable fic in which boys wear suits and then come all over each other, I AM NOT GOING TO BE SORRY. I AM NEVER GOING TO BE SORRY.

2. Speaking of boys in suits coming all over each other (that is like, THE DEFINING SEGUE OF MY JOURNAL, I THINK) yesterday I mentioned JGL's dimples, and how I very much wanted dimple porn, and I just want to thank [livejournal.com profile] syllic and [livejournal.com profile] nicolasechs for taking that conversation exactly where I wanted it to go and discussing the logistics of Eames coming all over Arthur's face and then licking it out of his dimples. THAT WAS WHAT I MEANT BY DIMPLE PORN. I feel like this could be complicated, because Arthur is not really all that smiley, right? And without the smile, there aren't any dimples.

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So think about it - Eames has to somehow get him to smile, while also getting off at the same time. And the closer he gets to coming, the harder it is for him to focus on making Arthur smile. DO YOU SEE HOW THIS MIGHT BE DIFFICULT? But really, if there is anyone who can do it, it's Eames, am I right?

3. Speaking of Arthur not smiling, Merlin S3 promo pics \o/

Non-spoilery photos )

4. Speaking of fic, I AM SUCH A MESS RIGHT NOW OMG. In addition to 32847550606 Merlin WIPs, I am writing this ridiculously filthy Arthur/Eames fic which can be summarized thusly: ARTHUR IS BENDY. EAMES APPROVES. I'm also writing this painfully fluffy Arthur/Eames thing in which there is cuddling and hand holding and NO ONE TOUCHES ANYONE ELSE'S PEEN. IDEK.

So what do you guys think? Am I really that good at seamlessly moving from one point to the next, or is my journal just a never ending cycle of porn and fic and pretty boys and porn and fic and... OKAY YEAH I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY IT.

Promo pics from Merlin's Keep
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First, since it came up in a comment of my post yesterday, I just wanted to say that I am not leaving Merlin fandom. YOU GUYS. SERIOUSLY. Like I could ever leave. My heart belongs to Arthur and Merlin and Colin and Bradley forever and ever, okay?

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Next! I am still way behind, and probably everyone has read this by now, but OH MY GOD PLEASE IF YOU HAVEN'T go read the Arthur/Eames Diner AU by [livejournal.com profile] thehoyden right now. I read it first thing this morning while drinking a cup of tea and if there is a better way to start the day than that then I don't know what it is asdfghjkl ♥♥♥

Moving along. OMG YOU GUYS. The other day, [livejournal.com profile] franticsga staged an epic battle between me and her in which I am represented by a Jane Austen doll and she is represented by a sparkly alien pen with pink feathered hair. IT IS AMAZING. Though I just want to say for the record that I would never stab her with my quill or pull her hair because I adore her very much okay.

Finally, OKAY. So after talking about my well-dressed men kink yesterday, I was thinking about the boy, and how he dresses, and I decided to share this story with you because I find it amusing. And okay, I feel a little bit bad because it is amusement at his expense, but I really do love him, so there's that.

The first thing you should know is that I buy all of his clothes for him, and after several years of, "uh, what shirt do I wear with these pants?" I just started picking out his outfits. I have no shame about that, really, and as terrible as it may sound, we are really both happier this way. He honestly does not care about clothing at all, and would wear things until they fell apart, then go to Old Navy and buy five identical pairs of khakis and polo shirts and start the whole thing over. If left to his own devices, he will do things like pair a mint green shirt with forest green pants, and when I am all like wtf, he is just like, WHAT THEY ARE BOTH GREEN. So, yeah. Basically, I have helped him discover that pinstripes, sweater vests, and French cuffs are HOT, a tailor can do more than hem your pants, and getting shirts pressed beats wash and wear every single time. THESE ARE ALL REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS OKAY.

But before you start thinking that I am all pushy and stuff, it is really not like that at all. He actually gets all adorably excited about it, especially when people compliment him, and sometimes he will say things like, "I have a srs bsns meeting today so I want to wear one of the shirts that goes with the cufflinks," and I am just like OH MY HEART ♥

Anyway, this one time he flew out to Denver for a business trip, and somehow managed to forget his garment bag, which, how he did that I have no idea. Like, did it not occur to him to check that he had his clothes before he left? IDEK. He called me as soon as he realized what happened, and I was like, um, you're gonna have to find a clothing store. He made his way to a mall, then called me in a panic, because he had no idea where to go.

Bina: Tell me what you see.
The Boy: There's Victoria's Secret, Macy's, Abercrombie and Fitch, Banana Republic -
Bina: YES! GO INTO THE LIGHT!
The Boy: Really? I didn't know they sold men's clothes there. Uh, what size do I wear? I don't even know D:
Bina: Just find someone who works there. THEY WILL HELP YOU I PROMISE.

Five minutes later, my phone rings.
The Boy: Um, so the girl who works here says I should get this pink shirt? Can I wear a pink shirt?
Bina: Yes, get the pink shirt, but you're gonna need undershirts, too.

Two minutes later, my phone rings again.
The Boy: Do I want white undershirts or black undershirts?
Bina: ...
The Boy: HELLO? HELLO?
Bina: What... would make you think that black undershirts were a good idea?
The Boy: ARE YOU REALLY GONNA MAKE FUN OF ME RIGHT NOW? REALLY?

One minute later, my phone rings. AGAIN.
The Boy: Um. Do I want v-neck or crew neck undershirts?
Bina: *cries and cries*

A few days later, after he came home, I found him poking through his closet.
The Boy: Huh, so like, more than half of my wardrobe is from Banana Republic. I had no idea.
Bina: I... don't even know how to respond to that.

In conclusion: I love him. And he sure does dress up nice :D
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First of all, because a couple people have asked me directly, I just want to let everyone know that [livejournal.com profile] derryere is indeed okay, it is just that the universe is conspiring against her. AS IT DOES. But I have spoken with her (and her sister, who is as adorable and hilarious as she is) and she is just as fine as one can be when entirely cut off from the internets and will hopefully be back soon :D

And now onto the final piece of THE MEME THAT ATE MY LIFE HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS. Previous answers are here and here

Fic and porn and Bradley's ridiculous face )
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FIRST OF ALL. Yesterday I posted about Arthur and Merlin fucking themselves (yeah yeah, I know. What else is new, right?) and there are TONS of awesome ideas in the comments. So if you're participating in the [livejournal.com profile] summerpornathon and having trouble coming up with something for this challenge, check it out. There are also lots of ideas that don't quite fit into the theme but still need to be written LIKE NOW including a a contest involving who can take the biggest candle and how Arthur might actually fuck himself with a candlestick after all.

AND ALSO. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] troygirl68 and [livejournal.com profile] luisadeza I now desperately want fic in which Bradley and Colin are dating and Colin is horribly allergic to latex. So things are going along just swimmingly, and they're making out all hot and heavy, trousers on the floor, rubbing together through their pants, and finally Bradley says, "fuck, Col. I want - " and Colin pulls his mouth away from Bradley's neck long enough to gasp, "yeah, yeah, me too. Oh, wait. We can't, I don't have - " "It's okay," Bradley says, shoving Colin off and pulling a condom out of his jeans on the floor, "See? I came prepared." Colin just sighs. "Is that latex? I'm horribly allergic to latex." Bradley's stupid with lust at this point, so he just holds it up and says, "it's a condom." "I can't use it unless it's latex free," Colin tells him. "Oh," Bradley says, "but what if you're the one who - "

"Bradley. Think about it. There is no way for us to use that that doesn't end in tragedy for me." Bradley just says, "oh, right," and he rolls over onto his back because he is so fucking hard he thinks he might really die. "Next time, yeah?" Colin tells him right before he kisses down Bradley's stomach and sucks his cock down all the way down and, well. BRADLEY DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING AFTER THAT. But three days later Bradley shows up at Colin's place with a case of latex free condoms and glass dildo shaped like a banana. BECAUSE HE LOOOOOOOVES HIM ♥♥♥

Oh, and um. READ THIS. YOU'RE WELCOME.

MOVING ALONG. The August challenge for [livejournal.com profile] kinkelot is tentacles \o/ There is a post up here with links to all the tentacle fic in the fandom, so take a look. THEN WRITE TENTACLE FIC YES PLEASE.

And finally, go check out [livejournal.com profile] camelotremix ([personal profile] camelotremix on Dreamwidth). If you don't know what a remix is, there's an info post here. I've never participated as a writer, but I love the concept, and there's always lots of interesting fic that comes out. Go sign up!

In conclusion: so I guess I'm gonna have to watch this Sherlock show, huh?

HAPPY MONDAY, MY LOVELIES ♥

ETA: I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THERE ARE STILL FICS TRICKLING AT THE NECKING FEST SO TAKE A LOOK IF YOU ARE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME NECKING. OR PORN. THERE IS PORN THERE OH YES :D
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So has everyone been following the [livejournal.com profile] summerpornathon? The last challenge was posted today and IT IS WANKING \O/ There I was, reading along, all like, lalala wanking is lovely what a pleasant challenge this will be and then BAM. I got to this sentence: ARTHUR USING A CANDLE TO FIND HIS PROSTATE. FUCK, THAT SOUNDS HOT. It is really no secret how I feel about sex in the bum. I mean HELLO. Merlin's ass/Things Arthur likes to stick in it is ONE OF MY OTPS. But why I have I not spent more of the many hours per day I dedicate to porny thoughts thinking about them sticking things in their own bums? Probably because I spent most of it thinking about Arthur actually fucking Merlin and OKAY MAYBE NOT ACTUALLY A WASTE OF TIME AFTER ALL.

Now I know, I know, sex between two dudes does not always mean assfucking, but as much as I love handjobs and blowjobs and frottage, I am just a huge slut for penetration.... Perhaps I should reword that sentence? You know what? I'M LETTING IT STAND AS IS :D I'm not picky! If not cocks, then fingers, tongues, RANDOM OBJECTS FOUND LYING AROUND THE CASTLE.

ANYWAY. My point was that this challenge is all about wanking which is awesome because wankfic is always in short supply, but what is in even shorter supply is wankfic involving penetration. There is some, I know there is some. WHY IS THERE NOT MORE? So, my lovely flist, I know some of you are participating in the pornathon, and this is my humble request: PLEASE TO BE STICKING SOMETHING UP THERE THANK YOU. Fingers, candles, anachronistic buttplugs, magical dildos, WHATEVER :D

And now for a brief poll. ALSO I CANNOT EDIT THE POLL BUT BY CANDLESTICK OBVIOUSLY I MEAN CANDLE. ARTHUR IS NOT QUITE THAT ADVENTUROUS.

[Poll #1603286]

SO HI. Happy Sunday. What are all of you up to today? PLEASE TELL ME ALL OF YOUR DEEP AND PHILOSOPHICAL THOUGHTS ABOUT THE HOTNESS OF PENETRATION.
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Okay okay so I was going to do that meme where I ask all of you to tell me stuff about you, but then I got kind of distracted. BY BRADLEY JAMES. AND HIS, UM, SWORD.

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HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS. One day I am actually going to DIE FROM BRADLEY'S FACE. FOR REAL. But anyway, after I had sufficiently recovered from his DON'T-FUCK-WITH-ME-BUT-YOU-KNOW-YOU-WANNA-FUCK-ME face (which, YES PLEASE) my mind went back to the sword. AS IT DOES.

So, way back when the very last episode of S2 aired, there was a v.v. adorable scene with Arthur and Merlin sharing a room and an almost pillow fight and MERLIN SNEAKING PEEKS AT SHIRTLESS ARTHUR ETC ETC. THE POINT IS THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE CAMERAS STOPPED ROLLING AM I RIGHT. I EVEN POSTED SOME EVIDENCE THAT POINTED TO JUST HOW VERY EXCITED BRADLEY WAS DURING THAT SCENE. And okay, boy is a great actor and all, but somehow I am doubting that the script called for his pants to get in on the acting. I MEAN REALLY.

In the comments there was some debate about the possibility of unfortunate fabric folds in his breeches (A POSSIBILITY WHICH I REJECT ON PRINCIPLE BTW) but it was really hard to see because the cap was pretty dark. BUT LOOK WHAT [livejournal.com profile] timetraveller90 DID.

PEEN! )

Now look, we all know more than Bradley probably ever wants us to know about the status of his manly bits. UM, HELLO.



SO. I think at this point we can all agree that that Bradley's peen is just as fantastic as the rest of him and that Colin is indeed a lucky, lucky boy. DISCUSS.

ETA: And by Bradley's pants I mean these. OBVIOUSLY.

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ETA2: Aaaaaand we have comment fic! [livejournal.com profile] skellerbvvt wrote about Arthur's peen here AND IT IS DELIGHTFUL.

Bradley pic from [livejournal.com profile] mata090680 via [livejournal.com profile] gealach_ros, Bradley gif by [livejournal.com profile] derryere
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So, a couple weeks ago, [livejournal.com profile] bookshop posted a poll forcing people to choose sides: Team Zombie or Team Unicorn.

I picked Team Unicorn, which should really be surprising to no one. Unicorns are shiny and magical and made of rainbows and sunshine, while zombies are really pretty gross D: BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, KILLING UNICORNS MAKES MERLIN POUT.

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Now, okay. SEE MERLIN POUTING IS REALLY KIND OF PRETTY.

ASDFGHJ HIS LITTLE FAAAAACE )

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