cherrybina: (Default)
1. Okay, so first of all, the age question in yesterday's poll was in response to comments I've seen where people have called Tom Hardy old. Results show that 19 of you think that yes, he is. WTF WTF HOW IS THAT OLD D: BUT WHATEVER. I CAN ONLY HOPE I LOOK THIS HOT WHEN I'M 33.

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THIS IS NOT OLD OKAY )

2. In other poll news, I was delighted to see how close the numbers were for the question about Arthur's ass, because really, I just want to do alllll the things to it I MEAN HELLO. But the winner by a small margin was kisses. ARTHUR'S ASS NEEDS MORE KISSES ♥ Now I want fic with Arthur and Eames having a lazy weekend morning in bed. Arthur's face is mashed in the pillow and Eames is still half asleep himself, but Arthur's all warm and snuggly beside him, and of course he cannot resist pressing soft kisses all over Arthur's delightful bottom, which makes Arthur shift around and make soft little noises into the pillow because it kind of tickles but mostly it feels amazing. Obviously this will lead to porn, at which point there are many options Eames can pick and choose from, all of which were quite popular in the poll. OR YOU KNOW ALL OF THE ABOVE BECAUSE EAMES ALSO WANTS TO DO ALL THE THINGS TO ARTHUR'S ASS.

3. Let's talk about Tom Hardy again, yes? YES. I've been lamenting the fact that filming for This Means War is over, and that means no more daily pics, but the bright side is that we get three new movies with him in 2011. THREE MOVIES YOU GUYS. That means lots of interviews and articles and pictures and opportunities for Tom to be ridiculous and awesome and stupidly gorgeous. To that I can only say YAY \o/

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4. I have been so consumed with Inception and Merlin during the past few months that I haven't been paying much attention to Adam Lambert, but last night [livejournal.com profile] ruby_fruit tweeted a link to him on stage giving a demonstration on how to jack off. So, you know, business as usual for Adam.

WHAT IS THIS EVEN )

5. So, Hawaii Five-0. I have to say, it looks kinda fun. I'm sort of terrified of the idea of a new fandom because I FOR REAL DO NOT HAVE TIME IN MY LIFE FOR ANY MORE FLAIL AND BOYS AND FIC JFC but if there is one thing I cannot resist it is the combination of porn and pretty boys, which my flist keeps insisting on pointing out to me. Honestly, I don't even know why I'm resisting as I seem to be getting quadruple teamed here. First [livejournal.com profile] leupagus sat me down on her couch and showed me the ridiculous boylove, then [livejournal.com profile] lamardeuse started posting pretty pics all over the place, then [livejournal.com profile] hermette started sending me links to porn, and now [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub may be writing a Hawaii Five-0/Inception crossover high school AU involving fake boyfriends and emotionally stunted declarations of love or something and sldkjgslk LIKE I HAVE ANY DEFENSES AGAINST THAT. So, yeah. You can probably expect upcoming posts in which I flail about in a ridiculous fashion all like slfgjfsljl SO WHERE CAN I FIND FELCHING IN THIS FANDOM?

HEY GUYS HEY. I hope your day is awesome ♥
cherrybina: (Inception Arthur close up)
By now, I'm sure you've all heard that delicious is shutting down, which totally sucks. I shall spare you another rant on the subject, and instead direct you to Aja's post here to brainstorm alternatives. FANDOM WILL FIND A WAY, I AM SURE OF IT ♥

Moving on to more pleasant subjects! I admit it, I flailed a little bit when JGL and Zooey Deschanel were tweeting each other yesterday because THEY ARE SO FREAKING CUTE. And yes, I also admit that I find the idea of the two of them together just ridiculously adorable, but she has a husband, and he has... well, I actually don't know if he's still dating his girlfriend. I AM A TERRIBLE FANGIRL OKAY BUT I'M SURE ONE OF YOU CAN TELL ME FOR SURE.

But she has not always been married! And he has not always had a girlfriend! They're pretty, and I always always ALWAYS believe that pretty people are doing it because they create some kind of vortex of attractiveness that draws them together until they cannot hold back and MUST HAVE AWESOMELY HOT SEX.

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And I mean hello, they're always hanging out at Sundance where it's cold. Surely somewhere through the years they've snuggled up to stay warm, then let innocent little touches get more and more suggestive until BOOM. REALLY HOT SEX IN FRONT OF A FIRE OR SOMETHING.

Pretty people should always get naked together )

GUYS. I NEED YOUR HELP. I posted before about Tom Hardy's character in This Means War, and whether he was English or American, and someone commented that he plays an American D: But then there was some video of filming where it kind of sounds like he's English? Does anyone know for sure? BASICALLY I NEED TO KNOW THIS OKAY.

For your time )

ALSO ALSO PLEASE LOOK AT THIS AMAZING PICTURE THAT [livejournal.com profile] hermette POSTED ON TUMBLR ♥

OKAY OKAY POLL TIME YAY :D

[Poll #1657923]

Happy Friday, my lovelies ♥
cherrybina: (T-Hard teeth)
YOU GUYS. HI. This has not been my favorite week. BASICALLY I FEEL LIKE ARTHUR RIGHT NOW.

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But no one wants to talk about that, especially not me, so let us talk about awesome things instead, yes? YES.

Awesome thing #1: Tom Hardy's nipples.

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Well, okay, TOM HARDY'S EVERYTHING )

Awesome thing #2: bb JGL doing... IDK WHAT REALLY BUT HIS TUMMY IS PEEKING OUT WHICH IS ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW.

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Hi bb hiiii )

Awesome thing #3: Learning that people have found my journal through google searches for Arthur Eames rimming, Tom Hardy's nipples, and fucking JGL. kljlsdgjs YOU GUYS. THAT FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH GLEE YOU HAVE NO IDEA :D

Awesome thing #4: When life gives me lemons, I wear pretty shoes.

Because they make everything better )
cherrybina: (t-hard bunny)
I've been operating on a pretty significant sleep deficit all week, so last night I decided to do the smart thing and go to bed early for once. I woke up this morning after a sold ten hours of sleep feeling gloriously refreshed and reached for my phone, only to discover a series of nonsensical @replies: SLFBJFLS;JH;DSHJ LDFKHJLKDFJHFGL; OMG OMG OMG BINA IS GOING TO DIE WHEN SHE SEES THIS ASDFGHJKL; WHAT IS THIS OMG. I frantically clicked on the link in question only to discover that it was gone. What did I miss by going to bed early?

A VIDEO OF TOM HARDY'S NAKED ASS


And not just some skeevy video from his troubled past, but a NEW VIDEO of him and McG being ridiculous and letting people shoot them in the ass with paintball guns(??) IDK I GUESS IT IS HOW THEY CELEBRATED THE END OF THE FILMING OR WHATEVER WHO EVEN KNOWS. BASICALLY ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT IT IS A BRAND NEW VIDEO WHICH MEANS IT IS THE CURRENT STATE OF HIS ASS.

I picked sleep over this? )

I'm gonna need a lot of pretty to feel better today. Stripes and waistcoats and DIMPLES OH YES.

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I love when we get pics of JGL dressed as Arthur but acting like JGL, because then I can totally convince myself that it's more canon. That means I can pretend that Arthur is smiling because... OH SHIT I AM STILL ALL DEPRESSED ABOUT TOM'S ASS D: Someone tell me why Arthur is smiling like that. HINT: I AM QUITE CERTAIN IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH SEX.

More happy faces? Yes?

THANKFULLY TOM LOOKS JUST AS LOVELY FROM THE FRONT SO I CAN ENJOY HIS DELIGHTFUL SMILE EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SEE HIS FANTASTIC ASS.

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Just look at their pretty faaaaaaaaaaces :D :D :D We were so spoiled with all the awesome filming pics from this movie and I miss them already. I just hope we don't have to wait too long for it to be released so I can go see it 384756965303 times.

Okay okay I am gonna go get myself a latte and do some boring stuff and comfort myself by watching this over and over.

I'm pretty sure this is porn )

Happy Saturday. What are you guys up to this weekend? Show me something pretty? OR BETTER YET WHERE IS THE VIDEO OF TOM'S ASS?

ETA: Download link is in the comments, and it's also back up on YouTube! FANGIRLS ALWAYS PROVIDE ♥

OHMYGOD YES )
cherrybina: (inception arthur eames)
It's raining in Vancouver. TOM HARDY IS ALL WET.

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Poor bb )

Speaking of set pics, when word first came that Tom Hardy and Chris Pine were going to be in a movie together, I was ALL ABOUT THAT. Then the pics of Tom and Reese started appearing, and they were so freaking adorable together that my heart melted and I forgot all about Captain Fine D: But all it took to remind me of the potential here is boys being hotasses together.

YES PLEASE )

Moving on, yesterday, [livejournal.com profile] ohfreckle and I were discussing the shirtless Tom Hardy pic of asdfghjkl and as these things often do, it led to a conversation about porn.

So, Arthur comes home from work one day and finds Eames working out. In this story they totally have a v.v. fancy home gym. JUST GO WITH IT OKAY. Arthur has stripped out of his jacket, but he's still wearing his waistcoat and tie, and he finds Eames in nothing but a pair of shorts, lifting weights. IF THIS WAS A BAD PORNO THIS IS WHERE THE CHEESY MUSIC WOULD START BUT THIS IS MY STORY SO IT'S SUPER CLASSY :D

At first Arthur is all lsjgslgjds because, well, HELLO, but then Eames makes some horrible joke or something, and Arthur gives him a look. You know, A LOOK.

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Seriously, if there is anything I love more than Arthur's frowny face, it's his :| face. AHAHA JUST LOOK AT HIM ♥ Anyway! Arthur gives his very best :| face and Eames is just like, don't pout, darling, now get your pretty little arse over here and spot me.

Arthur does his best to maintain his :| face, but he can't help but watch the way Eames' muscles move under his skin as he lifts weights, and then his gaze slides down Eames' body to where the thin material of his shorts in snug against his cock and he blurts out, YOU'RE NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR, ARE YOU.

Eames just grins up at him from the bench and says something about how he wants to benchpress Arthur WHICH HE COULD EASILY DO BTW. When Eames stands up, his shorts are riding low, revealing just a hint of his delightful ass, and Arthur has had just about enough, so he goes all bossy and controlling and bends Eames over the bench. Eames laughs breathlessly and is all like, you know I love it when you're pushy. Arthur shoves Eames' flimsy shorts down to reveal that NO HE REALLY ISN'T WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR, and he leans in and says, spread your legs and hold yourself open for me; I'm gonna make you scream. AND THEN PORN HAPPENS, Y/Y?

P.S. I totally cropped that pic of Arthur because I did not want to have to shrink his awesomeness down at all. You can see the full version of the pic here.

Okay, time for more coffee now. How is everyone today? ♥!
cherrybina: (Default)
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. I AM A MESS RIGHT NOW. LIKE I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF EXPRESSING MYSELF OUTSIDE KEYSMASHES DLSJGL;SHGDSL;HD;S I THINK EVEN A NUMBERED LIST IS BEYOND ME. BUT I SHALL TRY :D

1. Okay, so Merlin.

My spoilery nonsensical reaction )

2. JGL continues to melt my heart with this pic of him being silly with his dad

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If you do not already follow his tumblr you really should, because it ridiculously adorable, mostly because of his frequent emoticons :D Yesterday, I flailed all over the place when he said, ^____^ Believe in tiny stories… because C'MON HOW CUTE IS THAT.

3. We don't get a lot in the way of canon interaction between Arthur and Eames, but lucky for us, those boys make every second count with their love that shines like a beacon of light, such as the clear significance of Arthur choosing to touch Eames when he pushes the team down the hall.

Yeah, push him just like that )

4. Twitter! There is going to be something more on this later, but for right now, I will just say that if you follow me on Twitter but never say anything, I will forever assume you are a spambot who found me because of my excessive tweets about felching. THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS A LOT FOR REAL. So, if you are not a spambot and would like to have deep and meaningful conversations about felching over Twitter, just tweet me and let me know :D I am here btw.

5. Poll time? I SAY YES.

[Poll #1653416]

lsdkjgdls;ghj YOU GUYS. I am in a ridiculously cheerful mood right now, and I just want to like shower you all with a thousand kisses and flail around together because HOLY SHIT THERE IS SO MUCH AWESOME EVERYWHERE I CANNOT EVEN DEAL ♥♥♥
cherrybina: (Inception Arthur close up)
1. Let's start the pretty portion of this post off with a bang, shall we?

BANG.

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Just look at his happyface. I WANT TO SQUISH HIM OMG ♥

Will I ever leave these poor boys alone? Probably not. )

2. QUEST QUEST WE HAVE THE QUEST \O/



Oh, Bradley ♥ HOW ARE YOU SO RIDICULOUS ALL THE TIME. Also, of course he immediately thought of Lancelot. OF COURSE HE DID. I love the way he says that name. Laaaaancelot. It does not sound nearly as sexy when I say it, because it has that horrible a-sound that many of you made fun of last time I made a voicepost. YOU CANNOT TAKE THE PHILLY OUT OF THE GIRL I'M AFRAID D:

3. I was talking with someone the other day about Tom Hardy, and she said she didn't find him attractive because she wasn't into the big muscly look. Here is the thing: I DON'T REALLY LIKE BIG MUSCLES EITHER. My type has always been skinny dark haired boys with glasses. I love that toned but lean look, and from a purely physical perspective, JGL is pretty much exactly my type. When I first started watching Merlin, I expected to become a Colin girl, since he fits in very well with my type. Imagine my shock when I fell hard for Bradley James. He's not my type at all with the blond hair and the muscles and the, well, BRADLEY-NESS. AND YET. I guess it should not have been a surprise when Tom Hardy came along and once again smashed all of my rules about what I thought I liked into one million tiny pieces. He is nothing like the guys I'm normally attracted to, yet I find him so ridiculously hot that I am basically reduced to incoherency. WHICH OKAY HAPPENS TO ME A LOT BUT STILL.

So, talk to me. What is your type? Who fits it perfectly? And who breaks all your rules in the very best ways?

4. I have to admit that I am pretty curious about how the pretty people poll would go down with my flist. When I polled about fandoms, it was split into almost equal thirds between Merlin people, Inception people, and people who like both. I honestly have now idea what would happen, and it ALMOST makes me curious enough to go through with it, except no way could I handle voting people out every day D: I do actually think Tom Hardy would have a decent chance with my flist, as he has lots of fans here, but the other boys have lots of fans, too. WHO EVEN KNOWS.

Poor Tom is such a lightning rod in those polls. It seemed like many of the comments about him were either OMG HOW DOES HE KEEPING BEATING OUT ALL OF THESE HOTTIES WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE or OMG WHY DOES HE KEEP LOSING SO EARLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. OH TOM. WHY ARE YOU SO DIVISIVE I HAVE NO IDEA BUT I LOVE YOU ♥

5. You didn't actually think I was going to get through an entire post without Tom Hardy pics, did you? OF COURSE NOT.

I need his face in my life every day please )
cherrybina: (t-hard smile)
YOU GUYS THAT'S WHO. Yesterday's poll is still open, but currently more than half of you think Tom Hardy is the best in bed. THIS IS NOT SURPRISING TO TOM HARDY OKAY.

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YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO HIT IT )

In the things you want to lick category, Bradley's jaw was the winner, followed closely by T-Hard's tattoos, which, WELL. YES PLEASE AND YES PLEASE. Poor Arthur's sword came in last place, which maybe you guys missed the part where that was A METAPHOR. FOR REALLY AWESOME THINGS OKAY.

But in news that I find terribly tragic, JGL'S ASS CAME IN SECOND TO LAST. YOU GUYS. I am just all sklghjldshg;shj WHAT. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? You have seen that boy's ass, yes? DO I NEED TO DO A JGL'S MAGNIFICENT ASS PICSPAM? My heart is breaking here, you don't even know.

JGL DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS FUCKERY.

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NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT )

Random question for you guys! I've heard a couple people say things recently about how they're planning to watch a show or movie or whatever, but that they aren't interested in a new fandom. In my experience, I have never been able to plan my fandoms like that. With Inception, I thought I'd dip my toes in, bounce around in all the shiny, and pass the time until the new season of Merlin started. I was most certainly not looking for a new fandom AHAHAHA I KNOW RIGHT. So, tell me what it is like for you. Do you pick and choose when you're going to throw your whole self into a fandom, when you're just going to peek in form time to time, and when you're just going to watch the show/movie/whatever and not get involved fannishly at all? Or does it just happen whether you want it to or not?

HI GUYS HIIIII :D Happy Tuesday! Time for another triple shot latte, y/y? ♥

ETA: OKAY SO I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THESE PICTURES OF TOM HARDY YOU GUYS BECAUSE. JUST. WHAT.

OH MY ACTUAL FUCK )
cherrybina: (Inception Arthur close up)
OKAY SO THIS IS BASICALLY EVERY SINGLE THING I LOVE IN LIFE ALL IN ONE MAGNIFICENT GIF.

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I... kind of feel like that is enough for one day, really. IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR ANYTHING ELSE TO LIVE UP NO I THINK IT IS NOT. But since it is Friday, I cannot possibly just leave you guys with one gif. That would be a very lonely post, you know? How about we look at some pretty boys in love, y/y?

So, I don't actually like guns, but the whole taxi gunfight scene in Inception? SO HOT. And not just because we get to see Arthur's badass frowny face.

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It's like a metaphor or something )

Anyway, today is Friday! That means my day will be crazy, which you are probably tired of hearing because I tell you every week. BUT IT ALSO MEANS NEW COLIN/BRADLEY QUEST LATER SO THERE'S THAT :D

ETA: New quest is up!

I love these boys okay )

OUCH.

Nov. 1st, 2010 12:58 pm
cherrybina: (Inception Arthur close up)
Okay, so today is Monday, right? I started my day off by FALLING DOWN THE STEPS. I don't even know what to say, really. Sometimes I just fail at life. Anyway, my wrist is throbbing, and I am fairly certain that there is going to be a giant bruise on my ass, so I am definitely in need of some awesome things today.

AWESOME THING #1:

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OH MY GOD HOW IS HE SO HOT IDEK. And yes, I totally cropped that cap, but Saito was bleeding out rather unsexily in the background D: Also:

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Oh, Eames. Saito is judging your sartorial choices SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW AHAHA.

AWESOME THING #2: The Arthur/Eames Rimming Meme is still going! A couple of the recent additions include Arthur straddling Eames' face on the steps by [livejournal.com profile] canyousayhot, and more awesome art by [livejournal.com profile] red_rahl. ATTENTION [livejournal.com profile] hermette GO LOOK AT THE ART OKAY.

AWESOME THING #3: Hello, I Love You, Won't You Tell Me Your Name by [livejournal.com profile] eleveninches. If only all of you could have heard the sound that I made when I opened my inbox and found ridiculously delightful and totally unexpected Arthur/Eames comment fic from Erin. IT WAS AN AMAZING SOUND I PROMISE ♥

AWESOME THING #4: [livejournal.com profile] tjournal pointed me to the T-Hard pics I was looking for.

JGL IS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO WEAR PANTS OKAY )

AWESOME THING #5: A poll. Because they make me happy. And yes, I already asked the question about Arthur, but now I have restricted your choices :D

[Poll #1639319]

Happy Monday, my lovelies. May you all stay safely on your feet ♥
cherrybina: (jgl mmm)
1. I have mentioned before that [livejournal.com profile] skellerbvvt writing random comment porn for me is one of MY VERY FAVORITE THINGS EVER. I HAVE MENTIONED THIS A BUNCH OF TIMES OKAY. Well, guess what? She wrote Arthur/Eames, and it is filthy and delightful and has so many things I love because she is shamelessly exploiting my kinks and it is basically an ode to Arthur's magnificent ass and IT IS EIGHT COMMENTS LONG AND I NEVER WANT HER TO STOP. So go check it out \o/

2. Ticky boxes v. radio buttons. I know you guys hate the radio buttons. I KNOW BECAUSE YOU TELL ME EVERY TIME I POST A RIDICULOUS POLL. But I cannot give you all ticky boxes all the time, because then you will just tick all the boxes, and then my extremely intellectually stimulating questions will be meaningless, and I'll cry a little, and it will all be v.v. tragic. I promise I will give you some ticky boxes every time, okay? :D

3. Speaking of polls, the votes from yesterday are in, and the biggest fashion tragedy of them all, was the pleated, slouchy, cropped, flower-print, I-don't-know-what-the-fuck pants (though I am kind of sad that more of you do not share my deep and abiding hatred for Abercrombie logo t-shirts.) If any of you are interested, you can actually buy the pants at Anthropologie. They originally retailed for $148, and now can be yours for a mere $39.95, which is about 75% off. All sizes still available. IMAGINE THAT.

4. Speaking of fashion tragedies, I came across this clip of wee bb JGL wearing some truly hideous pleated front relaxed fit pants, and a GIANT PLAID SHIRT that looks big enough for two wee bb JGLs.



AHAHA, OH JGL. You sure did grow up nice, and now you wear pants like nobody else AND I AM VERY GRATEFUL.

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5. Also related to yesterday's poll, after looking at some of the clips again, I am pretty sure that Eames is wearing his own suit in the beginning of the first dream level when they're doing the taxi shoot-out thing. It's the one with the horrible tie, which you can see in the pic above. Then later, when he changes back to himself, he is apparently still wearing Browning's suit? You can see it during the dream a little bigger scene. But, you guys. WHY IS HE STILL WEARING BROWNING'S SUIT? His clothes immediately change back to his own when he changes back to himself in the hotel level, though what I wouldn't give to see Tom Hardy in a tight black mini-dress and heels. But the suit! It doesn't make any sense! Maybe Eames was just distracted because Arthur is extremely tense and frowny, and he can't very well do his normal comforting boyfriend thing which is give Arthur a blowjob, so he isn't focusing and just, like, forgets to un-forge his clothes? WHY DOES THIS MAKE NO SENSE. AND WHY OF ALL THE THINGS IN THE MOVIE THAT MAKE NO SENSE IS THIS THE ONLY ONE I AM HUNG UP ON.


I am going to be pretty busy for the next couple of days and so I might not be around as much to spam you all with capslocky nonsense and pictures of pretty, pretty boys, but I trust you will all carry on with out me, and post many many things that I will never ever have any hopes of catching up on D: BUT YES. GO SQUEE AND FLAIL AND BE AWESOME AND I WILL BE BACK SOON ♥
cherrybina: (jgl mmm)
The other day I was discussing Arthur/Eames porn with [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub. THIS IS KIND OF LIKE EVERY DAY, REALLY. Anyway, she rightly pointed out that the fact that JGL is all graceful and acrobatic means there really should be more Arthur topping fic. I said that my desire for Arthur bottoming has nothing to do with relationship dynamics and everything to do with my deep and abiding love for his ass, and all the filthy things I desperately want to do it. After thinking about it some more, I decided that the best solution is MORE ARTHUR RIDING EAMES. Because then everyone wins! And even though Eames is a little sad because he cannot see Arthur's ass when they fuck like that, it's hard to get too upset when Arthur moves his hips just. like. that. YEAH.

Another thing I want more of in this fandom is rimming. OH MY GOD PLEASE MORE RIMMING. I know it exists, but why is the fandom not overrun with it? YOU HAVE ALL SEEN THAT ASS AND THOSE LIPS. JFC.

Also! I really want an X-Files AU. PLEASE. With Eames forging aliens as he tries to find the truth he knows is out there. And Arthur can frown a lot and complain about how he has advanced degrees in architecture and engineering and now he's stuck chasing Eames around on ridiculous missions after extraterrestrial cockroaches and the Mexican goat sucker. Then Arthur gets kidnapped by aliens, and is possibly probed, and Eames cries a lot then runs away. AND THEN THEY HAVE A BABY THAT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH ALIENS ONLY NO ONE REALLY UNDERSTANDS WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE. Y/Y?

I think it is time for a poll, don't you agree?

[Poll #1624950]

HALP.

Sep. 24th, 2010 04:13 pm
cherrybina: (inception arthur)
Can someone please direct me to pics of Eames in this outfit where you can clearly see that his pants are:

1. Entirely too big for him, and
2. Pleated D:

Please? I need them for something v.v. important. PORN MAY BE INVOLVED.

Speaking of porn, how the fuck does anyone get anything done with Arthur wearing these pants? SERIOUSLY.

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Also, the other day I was making fun of JGL's grumpy Arthur face, but I think the reason he did that was because WHO WOULD BE AFRAID OF HIS WEE ADORABLE BABY FACE. NO ONE THAT'S WHO. I am not so sure that adorably squishable is what JGL was going for with his interpretation of Arthur, hence the I will fuck you shit up face.

Do you see what I mean? )
cherrybina: (inception arthur eames)
Yesterday [livejournal.com profile] hermette sent me an email asking where she could find an Inception fandom starter kit. I was basically just like, UM...? I've also had a series of comments recently from people saying ASDFGHJK I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE MOVIE AND OMFG WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME?!?!?! Thankfully, [livejournal.com profile] franticsga made a proper Inception starter kit, and it is awesome. You should totally go check her post out, because it is helpful and informative and well organized. This post is none of those things. Instead, it is me randomly linking to a bunch of shit, flailing about in a ridiculous manner, and inserting my nonsensical capslock commentary. SO, YOU KNOW. BUSINESS AS USUAL AROUND HERE.

OKAY. So, you just saw the movie and are feeling all like WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. That is a totally normal reaction! Here is the secret: NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED. But what is even more important, IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY MATTER. I'm not saying that you shouldn't spend some time sorting through all the thinky thoughts you're undoubtedly having, or that you should just forget what happened in the movie and read all the porn instead (though if you want to do this, you have my full support okay.) But if you're hesitating about getting involved in the fandom because the movie made your brain go BOOM, then I am here to tell you that you can still play without getting involved in any of the heavy meta about the plot. If you're into that, there is TONS of stuff out there, including flowcharts and graphs, but you're totally gonna have to talk to people who are smarter than I am to find it :D

MOVING ON. You can see my first reaction to this fandom here, in which it is painfully obvious that I am basically, like, FLAILING ABOUT USELESSLY. It... really hasn't stopped for me.

Watch me incept you all )
cherrybina: (jgl unf)
THIS IS A REAL POST NOT A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION.

So, [livejournal.com profile] dracosoftie heard my desperate plea and wrote Arthur and Eames go to the mall. AND THERE IS FITTING ROOM SEX AND A REFERENCE TO YANKEE CANDLES AND A PRETZEL ♥♥♥

In other news, I wrote 2,000 words today, every single one of them filthy \o/

After posting this pic for [livejournal.com profile] lemniciate who needed info on the state of JGL's chest hair situation, and then writing 16-year-old Arthur losing his innocence (you know, after this happens) I am feeling a bit dirty. I KNOW I KNOW THIS IS NO DIFFERENT THAN ANY OTHER DAY THIS IS TRUE. But, to cleanse my filthy soul and repent for corrupting poor bb Arthur, let us all look upon a photo in which JGL is very much a grown up.

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EXCEPT ASDFGHJ HE TOTALLY LOOKS SO YOUNG THERE JFC JGL YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH YOUR WEE BB FACE.

Let's try this one instead... )
cherrybina: (jgl unf)
OKAY OKAY so I know I totally already posted once today but OMG YOU GUYS CHECK IT OUT:



JUST. WHAT. JGL singing Bad Romance, you guys. I CANNOT EVEN. And it has been confirmed in [livejournal.com profile] meiface's journal that not only does he say I WANT TO FUCK YOU in French, but he uses the really vulgar version of FUCK. HE DOES THIS BECAUSE HE LOVES US OKAY. THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION. PLEASE SEE MORE ABOUT MY THOUGHTS ON THIS MATTER HERE. THE DEGREE TO WHICH I WANT THAT BOY SMIRKING LIKE A COCKY BASTARD ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS IS JUST NOT HEALTHY AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

As if that was not enough awesome for one day, please go see [livejournal.com profile] likeaglass' brilliant theory about Bradley's luscious lips at the interview from the other day. I FULLY SUPPORT HER THEORY JSYK.

And finally:



MERLIN IN FOUR DAYS OMG. LET'S GO APPRECIATE THEIR LOVELY BUMS WHILE WE WAIT OKAY.

ETA: Re: my jizz meta post from a couple months ago, [livejournal.com profile] kerryblaze has provided a helpful video showing that it is indeed possible to suck someone's cock while simultaneously fucking them. AWESOME.

P.S. Come say hi if you haven't already :D
cherrybina: (jgl adorb)
OKAY. So a couple people have mentioned that they're getting their Inception recs from me, and YOU SHOULD NOT DO THAT FOR REAL. I am seriously the flakiest person in the world, and if you're depending on me, you're missing a lot of awesome stuff. So! Here are a couple of recs for recs:

+ [livejournal.com profile] bookshop's delicious was my lifesaver when I first got into the fandom and had no idea where to begin.

+ [livejournal.com profile] nicolasechs just posted a rec list that looks awesome. I am still working through it myself, and I've already found several things I haven't seen yet.

And a couple awesome things I just must share:

+ Really amazing art by [livejournal.com profile] platina (NSFW art in link.) I love them all, but the spanking, UNF. Spanking is in my top five bulletproof kinks, and I am sort of desperate for Arthur/Eames spanking fic. I've read some Cobb/Arthur spanking, but I haven't found any Arthur/Eames. SO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY LINK ME IF YOU HAVE READ SOME. Also, um. So it appears that in the absence of finding any to read, I am writing it myself? Just look at that picture, you guys. ARTHUR IS STILL WEARING HIS SOCKS ♥

+ Dream a Little Dream of Me by [livejournal.com profile] meiface, based on the JGL/Zooey Deschanel dancing video. YOU GUYS. This is just so lovely. And there is dancing

SPEAKING OF THAT VIDEO. A couple people on my flist have been saying that JGL seems kind of small, and I am obviously not talking about in his pants. Okay yes, he is not a big muscley dude, but he is not that small! You get a good sense of his size compared to Zooey Deschanel in the video, and if 500 Days of Summer is to be believed, she's 5'5". Now, she is wearing heels, which in my expert opinion are about three inches (also SO CUTE OMG), and he is still taller than she is. And he clearly has no issues spinning her around and lifting her up and stuff. Okay, so I've probably got a couple pounds on her, BUT STILL. I BELIEVE THAT HE IS BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD ME DOWN AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS ANYWAY.

Also speaking of that video, who has the gif of JGL when he's on the desk doing that little hopping clapping thing of utter adorableness? I NEED IT IN MY LIFE OKAY. ETA: Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] xskintandminted!

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And finally, I would like to talk about underwear. Since nearly every fic I write involves people taking their pants off, I have to figure out who wears what kind of underwear. I've actually spent a ridiculous amount of time thinking about this, and have really strong opinions on different characters. Arthur and Eames are still so new to me, and I really need to know what's under their pants so I can better get them out of them :D

Note: the Arthur in the poll is Arthur-from-Inception, not Arthur-Prince-of-Camelot.

[Poll #1613591]

ETA: HAHA YES I SPELLED KNICKERS WRONG IN THE POLL. EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT FAIL I MAKE A TYPO IN THE POLL AND THEN CANNOT CHANGE IT. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW.

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