cherrybina: (Inception Eames darling)
1. In yesterday's poll, Brian Kinney currently has about 44% of the vote as most emotionally stunted of them all.

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sljgsdlg HIS FACE. LOOK AT ALL THE ~REPRESSED LOVE~ IN HIS EYES ♥___♥ I have Many Feelings about the emotional stuntedness of Brian Kinney, but I do not even want to get started on it, because it gets kind of messy. I STILL HAVE A BRIAN AND JUSTIN SHAPED HOLE IN MY HEART FROM THAT SHOW OKAY. Brb sobbing forever :((

2. From Matt Bondurant's (the author of The Wettest County) twitter:

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Also this )

3. Speaking of which, new pic from Warrior.

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It looks like 2011 is going to be the year of Tom Hardy punching all the things. SO FUCKING GOOD FOR ME.

4. BEST MANIP EVER.

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This does things to me klsjglsjhs; I just have all of these feelings about how Eames pins Arthur up against the wall and yanks those pretty little trousers right off. And, look. Arthur is pretty fucking badass. We know this okay. He canonically takes out a dude who's much bigger than he is with his bare hands, but YOU GUYS. EAMES IS LIKE TWICE AS WIDE AS ARTHUR. Look at their shoulders. LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING THIGHS JFC. Idk you guys, I think my money's on Eames. Clearly they need to wrestle it out, once and for all. AND THEN FUCK. THAT WAY EVERYONE WINS \o/

5. Things! [livejournal.com profile] gyzym is hosting another round of the inspiration meme that's already full of beautiful things, and [livejournal.com profile] ras_elased is hosting a 24 hour word war, to take down those words once and for all. Off you go, my lovelies. Awesome things are everywhere :D

HAPPY WEEKEND ♥
cherrybina: (t-hard smile)
So, I am still kind of teetering right on the edge of Hawaii Five-0, just waiting to jump. Yesterday [livejournal.com profile] hermette joked about sucking me in with first time barebacking, but the thing is, she's totally right. With Inception, there were a lot of things that attracted me to the fandom, but the way it really went down was like this: I read some dirtyhot porn, went to see the movie the very next day, and then this happened. After that, WELL. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT :D Basically what I am saying to you is WHERE IS THE ABSOLUTELY FILTHY DANNY/STEVE PORN MY SHAMELESSLY DEPRAVED SOUL REQUIRES.

Speaking of boys with hearts in their eyes, [livejournal.com profile] lemniciate is hosting a Bradley/Colin comment fest, so click over for fic, picspams and lots of flaily flail about PRETTY BOYS IN LOVE ♥

I could try to come up with a segue to get to Tom Hardy, but the truth is that all things lead to T-Hard in my head. I feel kinda guilty because on anyone else, I'd be complaining about the borderline sleazy facial hair and neckbeard in this pic, but my reaction is pretty much laksjfalgj FUCK I WANT THAT.

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It's terribly unfair, I know, but LOOK AT HIM JFC. Tom Hardy's lips = MADE FOR PORN. Also eyelashes ♥♥♥ I read this interview today, which is from 2003, and I honestly do not even know what he is talking about half the time, but he totally cracks me up: And I was a tortured artist! I had a lot of anger and was into the method! Full of shit! I was a sort of shitbomb mess going, ‘What am I doing?’ AHAHA TOM HARDY IDEK WHAT YOU ARE DOING BUT I REALLY KIND OF LOVE IT. Anyway, Tom Hardy Party has a bunch of old interviews that are worth checking out because awesome things happen when Tom opens his mouth :D

In other news, Arthur wears pants.

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LIFE IS GOOD.

I have approximately 37373950607 things to get done today, including going to the mall. You know, the weekend before Christmas. I HOPE I MAKE IT OUT IN ONE PIECE D:
cherrybina: (Default)
1. Okay, so first of all, the age question in yesterday's poll was in response to comments I've seen where people have called Tom Hardy old. Results show that 19 of you think that yes, he is. WTF WTF HOW IS THAT OLD D: BUT WHATEVER. I CAN ONLY HOPE I LOOK THIS HOT WHEN I'M 33.

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THIS IS NOT OLD OKAY )

2. In other poll news, I was delighted to see how close the numbers were for the question about Arthur's ass, because really, I just want to do alllll the things to it I MEAN HELLO. But the winner by a small margin was kisses. ARTHUR'S ASS NEEDS MORE KISSES ♥ Now I want fic with Arthur and Eames having a lazy weekend morning in bed. Arthur's face is mashed in the pillow and Eames is still half asleep himself, but Arthur's all warm and snuggly beside him, and of course he cannot resist pressing soft kisses all over Arthur's delightful bottom, which makes Arthur shift around and make soft little noises into the pillow because it kind of tickles but mostly it feels amazing. Obviously this will lead to porn, at which point there are many options Eames can pick and choose from, all of which were quite popular in the poll. OR YOU KNOW ALL OF THE ABOVE BECAUSE EAMES ALSO WANTS TO DO ALL THE THINGS TO ARTHUR'S ASS.

3. Let's talk about Tom Hardy again, yes? YES. I've been lamenting the fact that filming for This Means War is over, and that means no more daily pics, but the bright side is that we get three new movies with him in 2011. THREE MOVIES YOU GUYS. That means lots of interviews and articles and pictures and opportunities for Tom to be ridiculous and awesome and stupidly gorgeous. To that I can only say YAY \o/

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4. I have been so consumed with Inception and Merlin during the past few months that I haven't been paying much attention to Adam Lambert, but last night [livejournal.com profile] ruby_fruit tweeted a link to him on stage giving a demonstration on how to jack off. So, you know, business as usual for Adam.

WHAT IS THIS EVEN )

5. So, Hawaii Five-0. I have to say, it looks kinda fun. I'm sort of terrified of the idea of a new fandom because I FOR REAL DO NOT HAVE TIME IN MY LIFE FOR ANY MORE FLAIL AND BOYS AND FIC JFC but if there is one thing I cannot resist it is the combination of porn and pretty boys, which my flist keeps insisting on pointing out to me. Honestly, I don't even know why I'm resisting as I seem to be getting quadruple teamed here. First [livejournal.com profile] leupagus sat me down on her couch and showed me the ridiculous boylove, then [livejournal.com profile] lamardeuse started posting pretty pics all over the place, then [livejournal.com profile] hermette started sending me links to porn, and now [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub may be writing a Hawaii Five-0/Inception crossover high school AU involving fake boyfriends and emotionally stunted declarations of love or something and sldkjgslk LIKE I HAVE ANY DEFENSES AGAINST THAT. So, yeah. You can probably expect upcoming posts in which I flail about in a ridiculous fashion all like slfgjfsljl SO WHERE CAN I FIND FELCHING IN THIS FANDOM?

HEY GUYS HEY. I hope your day is awesome ♥
cherrybina: (T-Hard teeth)
Ugh. I woke up with a sore throat and a headache today, and all I really wanted to do was climb back under the covers. Since I couldn't do that, I'm doing the next best thing: ignoring my to-do list, eating cookies for breakfast, and looking at pretty boys on the internet :D

What makes the world a better place when I'm sick? LIP PORN.



SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THAT CAMERA PERSON ACTUALLY DOING IDEK BUT I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU.

Also: DIMPLES )

In other news, I totally had a dream about Bradley James last night. Not only that, but it was a sex dream. Sounds awesome, right? NOT EXACTLY. You see, I caught Bradley checking his iPhone. DURING SEX D:

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WHAT THE FUCK INDEED BRADLEY. But don't worry, I did not stand for those shenanigans, and promptly kicked Bradley out of bed, then stole his money and his car SO THERE. I was telling [livejournal.com profile] hermette about it this morning, and she was all like WTF BRADLEY. TOM HARDY WOULD NEVER CHECK HIS PHONE DURING SEX. Which... I am not exactly sure is true D: That boy does love his phone.

It's okay, Tom. I NEVER PUT MINE DOWN EITHER. )

Bradley, Bradley, Bradley. You are very pretty when you glow in the sunshine and I do so want to bang you hard, but if you ever check your phone during sex, I will steal your money and your car and kick you out of bed and back to Colin where you belong.

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Sick, you guys. SEND PORN AND PRETTY BOYS AND OTHER HEALING THINGS ♥
cherrybina: (Default)
1. Someone linked me to this article yesterday, and I love how the author takes every opportunity to talk about how awesome and hot Tom Hardy is. WHO IS THIS LAURA PRUDOM BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHE AND I WOULD GET ALONG. ALSO I LOVE ALL THE PICS THEY CHOSE TO INCLUDE :D

2. Unsurprisingly, I am still not over the video of Tom's magnificent ass. Now that I've watched it some completely reasonable and not at all ridiculous number of times, there are a couple things I'm wondering about. First, Tom's shirt is all sweaty (ALSO PINK!) and I'm guessing it's from paintball because he's wearing all of that... gear, or whatever. I WANT 34995586 HOURS OF VIDEO OF HIM RUNNING AROUND WITH A PAINTBALL GUN WHERE IS IT I NEED IT IN MY LIFE.

Second, is that a tattoo on his right hipbone? It kind of looks like maybe it is?

Has there always been a tattoo there? )

3. Yesterday I posted super smiley JGL with Arthur hair, so today you get bb JGL looking v.v. deep in thought with his hair flopping all over the place.

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Was this from a time in his life when he was not working out or something? He looks so tiny! AS OPPOSED TO, YOU KNOW, THIS. NOT TINY AT ALL.

JGL seems to prefer to keep his hair super short or pushed back, but I love it when it's a little bit longer. The above pic is a bit too floppy for me, but I love anytime it's long enough to hang down over his forehead and curl up at the ends. I'm also a fan of the sex mussed hair.

Bedhead )

4. MERLIN! I haven't posted about Merlin in days D: It was a little sad this week not seeing a million flaily posts about the quest and episode all over my flist, but it seems like everyone is either still riding the high from the finale or posting picspams or getting really excited about fics. Plus, there seem to be a lot of new people getting into the fandom for the first time which is SO AWESOME TO WATCH I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU. I actually have Things to Say about the show and M/A in general, but so far, I haven't been able to gather my thoughts together into anything remotely coherent. But we have a long hiatus, so I'm sure I'll get there eventually. FOR NOW I SHALL JUST SAY THIS.

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HEY YOU GUYS. Are you having an awesome Sunday? ♥
cherrybina: (inception arthur eames)
It's raining in Vancouver. TOM HARDY IS ALL WET.

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Poor bb )

Speaking of set pics, when word first came that Tom Hardy and Chris Pine were going to be in a movie together, I was ALL ABOUT THAT. Then the pics of Tom and Reese started appearing, and they were so freaking adorable together that my heart melted and I forgot all about Captain Fine D: But all it took to remind me of the potential here is boys being hotasses together.

YES PLEASE )

Moving on, yesterday, [livejournal.com profile] ohfreckle and I were discussing the shirtless Tom Hardy pic of asdfghjkl and as these things often do, it led to a conversation about porn.

So, Arthur comes home from work one day and finds Eames working out. In this story they totally have a v.v. fancy home gym. JUST GO WITH IT OKAY. Arthur has stripped out of his jacket, but he's still wearing his waistcoat and tie, and he finds Eames in nothing but a pair of shorts, lifting weights. IF THIS WAS A BAD PORNO THIS IS WHERE THE CHEESY MUSIC WOULD START BUT THIS IS MY STORY SO IT'S SUPER CLASSY :D

At first Arthur is all lsjgslgjds because, well, HELLO, but then Eames makes some horrible joke or something, and Arthur gives him a look. You know, A LOOK.

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Seriously, if there is anything I love more than Arthur's frowny face, it's his :| face. AHAHA JUST LOOK AT HIM ♥ Anyway! Arthur gives his very best :| face and Eames is just like, don't pout, darling, now get your pretty little arse over here and spot me.

Arthur does his best to maintain his :| face, but he can't help but watch the way Eames' muscles move under his skin as he lifts weights, and then his gaze slides down Eames' body to where the thin material of his shorts in snug against his cock and he blurts out, YOU'RE NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR, ARE YOU.

Eames just grins up at him from the bench and says something about how he wants to benchpress Arthur WHICH HE COULD EASILY DO BTW. When Eames stands up, his shorts are riding low, revealing just a hint of his delightful ass, and Arthur has had just about enough, so he goes all bossy and controlling and bends Eames over the bench. Eames laughs breathlessly and is all like, you know I love it when you're pushy. Arthur shoves Eames' flimsy shorts down to reveal that NO HE REALLY ISN'T WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR, and he leans in and says, spread your legs and hold yourself open for me; I'm gonna make you scream. AND THEN PORN HAPPENS, Y/Y?

P.S. I totally cropped that pic of Arthur because I did not want to have to shrink his awesomeness down at all. You can see the full version of the pic here.

Okay, time for more coffee now. How is everyone today? ♥!
cherrybina: (inception arthur eames)
According to yesterday's poll, Arthur in the hotel is currently winning the kickass competition with 65% of the vote. ADMIT IT MOST OF YOU WERE DISTRACTED BY ARTHUR'S ASS IN THE HOTEL. Which, okay, is a completely valid and understandable reaction.

NNNNGH )

In other poll news, 100% of the people said Arthur touching Eames while pushing the stack of people down the hall was significant. IDK ABOUT YOU BUT I AM SHOCKED AT THIS RESULT. SHOCKED I TELL YOU.

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What can I say. THEIR LOVE IS SO OBVIOUS ♥♥♥

In what is NOT news, Tom Hardy loves juiceboxes.

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Why is that so funny Idek )

Speaking of prompts, what are your favorite prompts for this round of [livejournal.com profile] inception_kink? Does anyone have any straight up porn prompts they want to see filled? And most importantly of all, WHO IS WRITING COCKSLUT ARTHUR?

Monday, you guys. But let us wrap ourselves in a blanket of porn and pretty boys and it will be almost as good as the weekend ♥
cherrybina: (Default)
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. I AM A MESS RIGHT NOW. LIKE I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF EXPRESSING MYSELF OUTSIDE KEYSMASHES DLSJGL;SHGDSL;HD;S I THINK EVEN A NUMBERED LIST IS BEYOND ME. BUT I SHALL TRY :D

1. Okay, so Merlin.

My spoilery nonsensical reaction )

2. JGL continues to melt my heart with this pic of him being silly with his dad

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If you do not already follow his tumblr you really should, because it ridiculously adorable, mostly because of his frequent emoticons :D Yesterday, I flailed all over the place when he said, ^____^ Believe in tiny stories… because C'MON HOW CUTE IS THAT.

3. We don't get a lot in the way of canon interaction between Arthur and Eames, but lucky for us, those boys make every second count with their love that shines like a beacon of light, such as the clear significance of Arthur choosing to touch Eames when he pushes the team down the hall.

Yeah, push him just like that )

4. Twitter! There is going to be something more on this later, but for right now, I will just say that if you follow me on Twitter but never say anything, I will forever assume you are a spambot who found me because of my excessive tweets about felching. THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS A LOT FOR REAL. So, if you are not a spambot and would like to have deep and meaningful conversations about felching over Twitter, just tweet me and let me know :D I am here btw.

5. Poll time? I SAY YES.

[Poll #1653416]

lsdkjgdls;ghj YOU GUYS. I am in a ridiculously cheerful mood right now, and I just want to like shower you all with a thousand kisses and flail around together because HOLY SHIT THERE IS SO MUCH AWESOME EVERYWHERE I CANNOT EVEN DEAL ♥♥♥
cherrybina: (Inception Arthur close up)
1. Let's start the pretty portion of this post off with a bang, shall we?

BANG.

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Just look at his happyface. I WANT TO SQUISH HIM OMG ♥

Will I ever leave these poor boys alone? Probably not. )

2. QUEST QUEST WE HAVE THE QUEST \O/



Oh, Bradley ♥ HOW ARE YOU SO RIDICULOUS ALL THE TIME. Also, of course he immediately thought of Lancelot. OF COURSE HE DID. I love the way he says that name. Laaaaancelot. It does not sound nearly as sexy when I say it, because it has that horrible a-sound that many of you made fun of last time I made a voicepost. YOU CANNOT TAKE THE PHILLY OUT OF THE GIRL I'M AFRAID D:

3. I was talking with someone the other day about Tom Hardy, and she said she didn't find him attractive because she wasn't into the big muscly look. Here is the thing: I DON'T REALLY LIKE BIG MUSCLES EITHER. My type has always been skinny dark haired boys with glasses. I love that toned but lean look, and from a purely physical perspective, JGL is pretty much exactly my type. When I first started watching Merlin, I expected to become a Colin girl, since he fits in very well with my type. Imagine my shock when I fell hard for Bradley James. He's not my type at all with the blond hair and the muscles and the, well, BRADLEY-NESS. AND YET. I guess it should not have been a surprise when Tom Hardy came along and once again smashed all of my rules about what I thought I liked into one million tiny pieces. He is nothing like the guys I'm normally attracted to, yet I find him so ridiculously hot that I am basically reduced to incoherency. WHICH OKAY HAPPENS TO ME A LOT BUT STILL.

So, talk to me. What is your type? Who fits it perfectly? And who breaks all your rules in the very best ways?

4. I have to admit that I am pretty curious about how the pretty people poll would go down with my flist. When I polled about fandoms, it was split into almost equal thirds between Merlin people, Inception people, and people who like both. I honestly have now idea what would happen, and it ALMOST makes me curious enough to go through with it, except no way could I handle voting people out every day D: I do actually think Tom Hardy would have a decent chance with my flist, as he has lots of fans here, but the other boys have lots of fans, too. WHO EVEN KNOWS.

Poor Tom is such a lightning rod in those polls. It seemed like many of the comments about him were either OMG HOW DOES HE KEEPING BEATING OUT ALL OF THESE HOTTIES WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE or OMG WHY DOES HE KEEP LOSING SO EARLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. OH TOM. WHY ARE YOU SO DIVISIVE I HAVE NO IDEA BUT I LOVE YOU ♥

5. You didn't actually think I was going to get through an entire post without Tom Hardy pics, did you? OF COURSE NOT.

I need his face in my life every day please )
cherrybina: (Inception Arthur stripes)
1. There has been some tension and angst in Merlin fandom recently, and it makes me sad to see people so unhappy. If you're feeling down and would like a pick-me-up, here are some fun things to check out:

+ [livejournal.com profile] skellerbvvt is hosting a Love Fest meme thing-y, which is basically just a post full of comment fics and vids and art and recs and flail and squee AND EVERYTHING THAT IS BRIGHT AND SHINY ABOUT THIS SHOW YAY.

+ [livejournal.com profile] ninja_orange is hosting a nostalgia squee post where you can relive the first time you fell in love with Merlin.

+ In case you missed it, I posted a Labyrinth of Gedref picspam, and had so much fun reading all the comments from people talking about what the episode means to them.

I just love this fandom so much, you guys. I would never expect that people have to feel a certain way, or that they should only post certain kinds of reactions, but this fandom has brought me so much joy and I'm just not ready to say goodbye to that yet ♥

2. In case you're not following along, here are two delightful WIPs that are currently being written hidden away in my journal, both Arthur/Eames:

+ Military fic by [livejournal.com profile] cobweb_diamond. This started when I begged Gav to write drunken comment fic, and has now turned into delightful h/c.

+ The Maillard Reaction by [livejournal.com profile] skellerbvvt. Skeller started writing this for the rimming meme, and it has finally reached the rimming. You know, FORTY-NINE PARTS IN.

3. Pretty dimples are pretty.

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Do we need some more boys? I think we do. )

4. A poll! Because it's Monday!

[Poll #1642141]

Mondays are not my favorite days, but at least I did not fall down the steps today, and that's something, right? I HOPE YOUR MONDAY IS AS AWESOME AS IT CAN POSSIBLY BE ♥

ETA: I totally forgot to say this, but I went looking for my own first time reactions to Merlin, and found that I didn't really post much about it :( However I did find this, which is just HILARIOUS. Really, you guys. IT WAS HARD TO FIND PICS OF THAT BOY BACK THEN. I AM SO GLAD I HAVE HIS FACE ALL OVER THE PLACE NOW BECAUSE IT IS ONE OF MY VERY FAVORITE FACES EVER :D
cherrybina: (Inception Arthur close up)
OKAY SO THIS IS BASICALLY EVERY SINGLE THING I LOVE IN LIFE ALL IN ONE MAGNIFICENT GIF.

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I... kind of feel like that is enough for one day, really. IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR ANYTHING ELSE TO LIVE UP NO I THINK IT IS NOT. But since it is Friday, I cannot possibly just leave you guys with one gif. That would be a very lonely post, you know? How about we look at some pretty boys in love, y/y?

So, I don't actually like guns, but the whole taxi gunfight scene in Inception? SO HOT. And not just because we get to see Arthur's badass frowny face.

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It's like a metaphor or something )

Anyway, today is Friday! That means my day will be crazy, which you are probably tired of hearing because I tell you every week. BUT IT ALSO MEANS NEW COLIN/BRADLEY QUEST LATER SO THERE'S THAT :D

ETA: New quest is up!

I love these boys okay )
cherrybina: (jgl tux)
1. SDLKGHSL MERLIN HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR A FOURTH SERIES! I know you all partied your little hearts out about this yesterday, but I was still kind of flopping around like a limp noodle with a hangover, so I AM PARTYING NOW OKAY PLEASE COME JOIN ME IF YOU LIKE \O/!!! I am so not ready to say goodbye to this show, and more importantly, the fandom, so I am THRILLED to know that I'll have another year of these ridiculous boys in my life.

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Soon, Bradley. SOON YOU CAN PUBLICLY DECLARE YOUR LOVE FOR COLIN AND WE WILL ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN THE HEARTS IN YOUR EYEBALLS FOR YEARS NOW ♥_______♥

OH, BOYS )

2. Yesterday, [livejournal.com profile] leupagus held me hostage in her apartment and refused to let me leave until I watched some of Hawaii Five-0. And HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS. I'm not sure you can actually call that subtext when they are basically three seconds away from making out. Seriously, I was just like WAIT WHAT. DID THAT ACTUALLY JUST HAPPEN? I... think I need to go watch this show now.

3. Tom Hardy/Chris Pine. OKAY OKAY OKAY. So the pictures came out a couple days ago, and yeah, that is a lot of pretty right there in one place. First, I should say that I find Chris Pine extremely attractive. As in, fuck yeah I'd hit it hard. But you guys. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON WITH HIS HAIR IDEK.

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Pretty pretty )

4. I know I have been promising you the Jailbait JGL picspam, but it is not ready because OH MY GOD THERE ARE A LOT OF PICTURES OF HIM LOOKING LIKE AN UNDERAGE RENTBOY JFC. To hold you over, here is a photo of him straddling a metal pole-thingy in which you can see his lovely fingers, and in which he is giving his very best PLEASE COME AND FUCK ME face. For the record, I love that face ♥ ALSO FOR THE RECORD I WOULD TOTALLY FUCK HIM. WHICH I AM PRETTY SURE I ALREADY SAID. A BUNCH OF TIMES.

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Because one is not enough )
cherrybina: (jgl mmm)
1. YESTERDAY'S POLL. Some of the results were surprising to me! For example, about 60% of you said in Merlin, you prefer canon era fic. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? I mean, obviously my flist is reflective of the fandom as a whole, haha. Some people said they just flat out aren't interested in canon era fic, but for those that are, one thing that was brought up was that people like the idea of canon fic, but are afraid to write it because they worry about getting it wrong. YOU GUYS. THIS IS THE MOST HISTORICALLY INACCURATE SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. Beer cans, DO YOU REMEMBER THE BEER CANS? Another point that was brought up was that people might be intimidated by the idea of having to write something plotty with battles and action and whatnot. NOT TRUE. Do you want to know my very favorite fic scenario of all time? Merlin and Arthur are crazy in love but too emotionally stunted to admit it, so they wander around the castle doing random stuff, being kind of dumb, snarking at each other, with lots of delicious UST. AND THEN THERE IS PORN. YOU GUYS. I COULD READ THAT FIC 47495067832756 TIMES I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING.

2. In unsurprising poll news, INCEPTION NEEDS MORE RIMMING.

I MEAN HELLO )

3. SHOES. I should have just linked you to all of the shoes, since I knew people were going to ask. In the order posted, you can find them for sale here, here, here, and here. For awhile there I was worried, because despite very specifically giving you radio buttons, there was an ALMOST PERFECT FOUR WAY TIE WTF. However, a winner has finally emerged! Though, I just discovered that they also come in red. SO MANY DIFFICULT CHOICES IN LIFE *SOBS AND SOBS FOREVER* (Also, to [livejournal.com profile] weatherfront who said they look kind-of-but-not-quite like Chie, I say yes, yes they do.)

In honor of the fact that the Fluevogs lost, and in honor of the fact that [livejournal.com profile] weatherfront put a ban on my Fluevog purchases for the time being (WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT WHYYYY) guess what I am wearing today?

I love these shoes okay )

4. FORMSPRING. I has one! I actually started it, like, six months ago, answered a couple questions, and promptly forgot all about it. If you would like to ask me a question, go right ahead. Though I will warn you that I am exceedingly flaky and might forget I have it at any given moment D:

5. DIMPLES.

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Because every day should have dimples ♥

ETA: HEY HEY YOU GUYS. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE CAP WITH THE V.V. EXTREMELY ANACHRONISTIC BEER CANS PLEASE AND THANK YOU [livejournal.com profile] hermette has come through YAY ♥!
cherrybina: (Default)
1. OKAY. So you guys know how much I want more rimming all the time. You know because I talk about it, like, EVERY DAY. But do you know what is really lacking in Inception fandom? SPANKING. This, my friends, is a tragedy. Did you know that of 15 Arthur/Eames spanking prompts on the kink meme, only two are tagged as filled? One is [livejournal.com profile] platina's amazing art, which I linked to before because OMFG ARTHUR IS WEARING HIS SOCKS ♥ The other is actually mis-tagged and has not been filled at all. HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE THAT THERE IS NO SPANKING FIC. They both have delightful bums that deserve to have much love bestowed upon them, and by that I mean, getting bent over someone's knee and spanked until they come. OBVIOUSLY. Here are the unfilled spanking prompts. Please, you guys. I am DESPERATE.

2.

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Do you guys know why JGL is pouting? DO YOU? It is because there are watermarks on this picture. I am making the very same face :(( But seriously, where are the rest of the pics from this shoot? This is not enough. I NEED EVERY SINGLE SHOT OF THAT BOY LOUNGING ALL OVER THE STEPS IN A FUCKING SUIT OKAY.

3. JGL/T-Hard. Colin and Bradley have seriously ruined me for the RPF side of fandom forever, with their ridiculous antics and all eyefucking all the time, but JGL and T-Hard can be pretty adorable.

JGL and T-Hard: A Love Story )

4. It is October. Who remembers what happened at the end of last October? If you said BRADLEY LET SOME KIND OF HAIRY MONSTROSITY GROW UPON HIS FACE you would be correct. In the lowest blow of all, the first appearance of that facial hair travesty was coupled with an Abercrombie shirt. I cannot go through this again, you guys. I CANNOT DO IT OKAY. I have not yet forgotten the pain and trauma of Beardwatch 2009. Some wounds never fully heal D:

A brief reminder of why it is imperative for Bradley to stay clean shaven at all times )

Things!

Sep. 26th, 2010 06:23 pm
cherrybina: (jgl mmm)
Question for you guys about Inception fic: what are your feelings about the whole British English v. American English thing? I know Merlin fandom can get a little cranky about fic that isn't properly Britpicked, but it's kind of weird in Inception. For dialogue, it makes sense that Eames would use British English and Arthur to use American English, but what about the narrative? And spelling? Would it depend on the POV? Or is everyone still in the OMG YAY NEW FIC stage and no one actually cares?

Moving on. Merlin! You guys, it is pathetic how much I love my cheesy ridiculous show. But do you know what I love even more than that? BRADLEY JAMES' FACE.

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STILL THE BEST FACE EVER ♥

I wrote a bunch of words over the weekend. Actually, I wrote what is a lot of words for me, and while this makes me v.v. happy, I still have made no progress on the actual fic I am trying to write. WTF [livejournal.com profile] inception_kink WHY ARE YOU SO DISTRACTING. Also, this fandom is never going to stop killing me, is it? I take a freaking day off of reading fic so I can, you know, WRITE FIC, and now I have no hopes of ever catching up to where I was before DDDD:

Tonight I have a date with the boy to see Inception at the IMAX. In honor of JGL's magnificent ass fifty feet tall, I am wearing a new dress. I THOUGHT THAT SEEMED LIKE THE CLASSY THING TO DO.

I just cannot resist polka dots )
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1. Last night, I was tag team incepted by [livejournal.com profile] meiface and [livejournal.com profile] weatherfront to write the JGL/T-Hard/Earl threesome that I've been talking about. Which, I was already planning anyway, and even have it started, but now it seems to have moved up on the list? But in what was possibly the best part of the entire night for me is when [livejournal.com profile] weatherfront suggested a fic in which Earl is Arthur's totem. YOU GUYS. I CANNOT EVEN.

Eames: Are we dreaming? I think we're dreaming.
Arthur: Check your totem.
Eames: Oh, but it's much more enjoyable for both of us when you're the one to do it.
Arthur: Where's the lube?
Eames: Right here in my pocket. You know I never go anywhere without it, darling. Would you like a hand with that?

2. I think I have figured out the real reason JGL and I will never work out in real life. No, it's not because I'd be forever rolling my eyes at his whole pretentious hipster thing, because I think I could learn to live with it in exchange for his pretty face. And no, it's not because I am secretly a little afraid he dresses better than I do, because I like the idea of a man who would keep me on my toes, plus I would have a blast color coordinating my shoes to his ties. And no, it's not because I'd be the same height as him in four-inch heels, because I'm really okay with that, and I do own some three-inch heels. The real reason is that I don't think we could ever work past the fact that I have a non-ironic love for Lady Gaga. I'd be all like, "I'm sorry, why are we doubting her artistic integrity? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION OKAY." Alas, our love was not meant to be. So that means it will be all dirty sex all the time, which I am really okay with. I MEAN HELLO. EVEN HIS NIPPLES ARE PRETTY.

3. Speaking of boys I'd like to sleep with, after the Tom Hardy/Bradley James showdown, someone said the reason T-Hard won all the sex questions was because he probably has more sexual experience than Bradley and Colin combined, which... yeah. I can certainly believe that. I mean in all fairness, he has almost ten years on Colin and six or so on Bradley, plus I get the impression that he's significantly sluttier than either one of them. AND I AM SORRY BUT I HAVE A HUGE HUGE WEAKNESS FOR DIRTY TALKING SLUTS. Why does he give off such a I-am-awesome-in-bed-vibe? WHATEVER IT IS IT'S FUCKING HOT.

4. And still more boys I want to have sex with: BRADLEY FUCKING JAMES YOU GUYS.

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Oh my dear sweet baby Jesus, look at the way that boy glows. HIS HAIR. I JUST. You guys know how I feel about the hair. Though, why is it so short? IT NEEDS TO BE LONGER, SO IT CURLS JUST SO OVER HIS EARS AND NECK.

How is he so pretty someone tell me )
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Okay, so I posted the other day about how in Bradley's absence, there was another pretty British boy with crooked teeth and the tendency to be ridiculous who was threatening to steal my heart away. I CAN BE LOYAL OKAY BUT IT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME WITH NO BRADLEY AND I AM ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL.

Well, it turns out the similarities between Bradley James and Tom Hardy are even greater than I first realized, so I decided to look at all the evidence and make the very best choice once and for all.

There's one Facebook pic in there, so don't click if that's not your thing.

Which pretty boy comes out on top? )

Considering my flist is pretty heavily weighted on the Merlin side, I already know how this is going to come out, but I'm doing it anyway. For SCIENCE.

[Poll #1616414]
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OKAY OKAY so I know I totally already posted once today but OMG YOU GUYS CHECK IT OUT:



JUST. WHAT. JGL singing Bad Romance, you guys. I CANNOT EVEN. And it has been confirmed in [livejournal.com profile] meiface's journal that not only does he say I WANT TO FUCK YOU in French, but he uses the really vulgar version of FUCK. HE DOES THIS BECAUSE HE LOVES US OKAY. THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION. PLEASE SEE MORE ABOUT MY THOUGHTS ON THIS MATTER HERE. THE DEGREE TO WHICH I WANT THAT BOY SMIRKING LIKE A COCKY BASTARD ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS IS JUST NOT HEALTHY AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

As if that was not enough awesome for one day, please go see [livejournal.com profile] likeaglass' brilliant theory about Bradley's luscious lips at the interview from the other day. I FULLY SUPPORT HER THEORY JSYK.

And finally:



MERLIN IN FOUR DAYS OMG. LET'S GO APPRECIATE THEIR LOVELY BUMS WHILE WE WAIT OKAY.

ETA: Re: my jizz meta post from a couple months ago, [livejournal.com profile] kerryblaze has provided a helpful video showing that it is indeed possible to suck someone's cock while simultaneously fucking them. AWESOME.

P.S. Come say hi if you haven't already :D
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1. [livejournal.com profile] gealach_ros has a Merlin S3 picspam (S3 spoilers in link) that includes a bunch of the promo pics as well as the trailer, the teaser, and the blooper reel (omg ♥♥♥) Seeing that blooper reel again is just making me desperate for more of the boys. WE ARE ONLY ONE WEEK AWAY FROM THE BFI SCREENING AND BRADLEY'S FAAAAAACE. So excited \o/

2. Merlin fic rec:

+ (The World Is Changed) Because You Are Made of Ivory and Gold) by [livejournal.com profile] minor_hue. Merlin/Arthur, Arthur gives Merlin a ring (and it's set in canon times, YAY.) This is just exquisitely written and perfectly understated. When [livejournal.com profile] derryere was without internet, I called her all the way across the ocean and squeed about this fic. Then for the rest of the conversation, every so often one of us would go, ARTHUR GAVE MERLIN A RIIIIIING ♥♥♥

3. A couple recs from [livejournal.com profile] inception_kink, all Arthur/Eames:

+ Arthur and Eames make a no sex rule. Arthur's list asdfghjkl ♥

+ Arthur has to have sex or he'll die, and the whole team fights over who gets to do it. Okay, so I LOVE fuck or die, and this one is just hilarious. It's Arthur/Eames at the end, but Arthur gets plenty of action along the way :D

+ One morning Eames fucks sleepy Arthur full of come then plugs him up and sends him off to the warehouse to suffer at work. Do you really need more of a summary than that? I read this first thing this morning, and there really is no better way to start the day than with some filthy porn.

4. And now that we're on the topic of Arthur and a buttplug (I love how easy it is to get there) can we please talk about a fic in which Eames buys this for Arthur? YOU GUYS. Ever since [livejournal.com profile] froggie first showed me that such a fantastic thing existed, I have been dying for fic about it, and if there was ever a character made for a matching 18k gold buttplug and cuff links, it is Arthur, am I right? They don't even call it a buttplug. Oh no, it is a GENTLEMAN'S PLEASURE OBJECT which is so perfect I cannot even deal. I can totally see Eames all like, "oh hey, I bought you this gentleman's pleasure object, now bend over so I can shove it in your pretty little arse." AND THEN HE HELPS HIM WITH HIS CUFF LINKS. OH MY GOD SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE THAT FOR ME.

5. In what is most certainly not news, Tom Hardy is ridiculous and I desperately want him in my pants.

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Happy Sunday, my lovelies. How are all of you today?

ETA: I totally forgot to say that INCEPTION NOW HAS TENTACLE PORN OMG. I know there are some tentacle lovers on my flist :D [livejournal.com profile] platina drew a series of Arthur/Eames tentacles pictures, then [livejournal.com profile] bookshop wrote fic (NSFW image in link!) to go along, which is by far the sweetest cuddliest tentacle porn I have ever read ♥!!

HOLY SHIT.

Aug. 25th, 2010 09:28 am
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So, I know all of you right now are either OMG SHUT UP ABOUT INCEPTION AND PLEASE TALK ABOUT MERLIN AGAIN GOD or DUDE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IT IS ABOUT FUCKING TIME or... Idk, other things, but I am sorry okay. I just have to work through the stages of Inception fandom at my own pace. So far, I have been through Stage 1: ASDFGHJKL;. I am pretty much still stuck there. IN LIMBO.

Basically that entire paragraph was me trying to tell you that this entry is going to make no sense. THIS ENTRY MAKES NO SENSE OKAY.

Let me tell you how bad it is in my head right now. Tuesdays are sale days at Anthropologie. Every Tuesday, they mark down new inventory, and every Tuesday, I look at allllll the pretty things to see if there is anything I absolutely must have. I do this as part of my morning web browsing routine, a routine that also includes daily stalking of my favorite shoes to see if anything has gone on sale*. Yesterday it wasn't until 10:00 at night that I realized that not only had I forgotten to check the Anthropologie sale, but I HAD NOT LOOKED AT A SINGLE PAIR OF SHOES ALL DAY. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

I think that really is how to describe this fandom in a nutshell. It made me forget about shoes for an entire day.

In which I lose my shit a lot, shamelessly objectify a bunch of pretty boys, and make fun of Colin's pants. AGAIN. )

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