cherrybina: (Inception Eames darling)
Yesterday I had a v.v. profound and intellectually stimulating conversation with [livejournal.com profile] bookshop, [livejournal.com profile] eleveninches, and [livejournal.com profile] five_ht about the many ways Arthur appreciates Eames' giant arms. This basically involves Arthur getting manhandled all over the place and ends with Eames fucking him up against various surfaces. OBVIOUSLY.

There are many many MANY things I could say about my desire for Eames to BEND ARTHUR OVER ALL THE THINGS AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE SCREAMS but that is a really big conversation, so today I am only going to focus on one piece: EAMES HAS GIANT ARMS. ARTHUR LOVES IT.

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SO BIG )

So, now my question for you guys is EAMES HAS GIANT ARMS AND ARTHUR LOVES IT. Which, okay, isn't really a question since this is basically fact, but still. How does Arthur appreciate Eames' arms? What ridiculous scenarios do you want to see where Eames lifts things aka Arthur? And how does Arthur use his own strength to be an even bigger slut for Eames' cock? Because seriously, you guys. I MEAN REALLY.

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NOW WHO IS WRITING FIC? ♥
cherrybina: (t-hard jaw)
1. The Inception Kink Fest! I know I keep posting about it, but it KEEPS BEING AWESOME. Seriously, I am just delighted at how it turned out. I'm really happy to see some fills for kinks that are less common in fic and art, and so many people getting excited about them. THIS IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT. LOTS AND LOTS OF PORN :D Anyway, I did not have the chance to update the masterlist with all of the LJ WTFery of yesterday, but I promise I'll get that done today. There are still lots of unfilled prompts, so check it out and see if something inspires you. And thank you so much to everyone who participated by contributing prompts, filling prompts, or commenting on the many fills :D

2. A long, long time ago, before there was a movie called Inception, and before the word BAM turned me into a gibbering mess, [livejournal.com profile] skellerbvvt took up the challenge to write all my favorite things in one deliciously filthy Merlin fic: underage/age difference, teacher/student, spanking, D/s, barebacking, and felching. IT WAS GLORIOUS. THEN THERE WAS A SEQUEL. ANYWAY. Skeller wrote another commentfic sequel which includes so many amazing things such as Merlin in a school uniform and EVEN MORE SPANKING and extra fingers of true loooooove ♥

3. Oh hey, Arthur. Nice pants. What are you going to do with that tie, bb?

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I HAVE SOME IDEAS I AM JUST SAYING.

4. Speaking of which.

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I am totally willing to overlook the fact that those pants need to be hemmed because OH MY GOD HIS THIGHS. I was talking yesterday about how he looks so very climbable even when he's not all bulked up. HE IS QUITE STURDY IS WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU AND THAT GIVES ME SO MANY WONDERFUL IDEAS ♥

Hey guys hey. What are you up to today? Awesome things, I hope :D
cherrybina: (Default)
Okay so LJ. WHAT EVEN. Now that's out of the way, let's talk about awesome things, shall we? Such as TOM HARDY. IN A SUPERMAN T-SHIRT sdlfkjgdflkhjfdl Apparently that pic was shopped and I am so bereft with no new filming pics that I FLAILED ALL OVER THE PLACE at the hint of something new *sob sob sob* Here, have this one instead, which is tiny and only shows the top of his head, BUT STILL. TOM HARDY.

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Apparently this was on the set of The Wettest County? Idk, but it certainly looks like it. His face, you guys. HIS FAAAAAACE I LOVE IT ♥

Speaking of which, TOM HARDY COVERED IN (FAKE) BLOOD) )

And because yesterday I got yelled at for not including JGL, here is wee bb dimpleface look all sorts of delicious.

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Hi bb hi hiiiii. Look at him wearing a sweater over a buttondown. SUCH A GOOD BOY ♥

Also! Today while LJ was down, I attempted to break my crushing writer's block with twitfic, which was actually a ridiculous amount of fun. And just to show you how unreasonably happy I am that I wrote some words, I'm going to share this ridiculousness with you. IT'S JUST THAT IT'S BEEN A REALLY LONG TIME SINCE I'VE WRITTEN ANYTHING YOU SEE.

Arthur/Eames:

1. "Those are Gucci yoga pants," Arthur frowned. "Hush darling," Eames said as he tossed the pants aside, "and show me how far you can bend."

2. After years of dancing around, Arthur finally pushes Eames against the wall. He traces his thumb over Eames' lower lip. "Kiss me," he says.

3. Eames pushes his fingers in where Arthur is all wet & open & slick with his come. "You like that?" Eames asks. Arthur moans & begs for more.

4. "Your arse looks exquisite in your impeccably tailored Italian wool trousers," Eames says. "Thanks", Arthur says. "Now shut up and fuck me."

5. "This one." Arthur holds a tie up to Eames' neck. Eames scowls. "I'll let you tie me up with it," Arthur says. "I'll take two," Eames grins.

6. Eames rubs slick fingers where Arthur is stretched tight around his cock before pushing one in. "You're so pretty when you take it for me."

7. "This is appalling," Arthur says, holding up a photo. "I was 19," Eames starts, then notices the heated look in Arthur's eyes. "Oh, Arthur."

Merlin/Arthur:

1. "You look hot,"Merlin says, touching Arthur's new glasses. "You always say that," Arthur tells him. "Because it's always true." Merlin says.

2. Arthur pushes Merlin back and pins his hands above his head. "What do I win?" Merlin asks breathlessly. "Anything you want," Arthur replies.

3. "Magic?" Arthur frowns. Merlin waits, frozen on the edge of the moment until Arthur steps close and smiles. "Show me," he says. Merlin does.

I know I know but THEY ARE WORDS. THAT I WROTE. This is kind of a big deal for me right now, and I'm taking my victories where I can find them SO THERE :D

In other news, I am in fact going to switch my default user icon. MAYBE. [livejournal.com profile] derryere is working on it. Until then SOMEONE HOLD ME D: D: D:
cherrybina: (Inception Arthur close up)
OH LJ. WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT.

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ANYWAY. Some things!

[livejournal.com profile] japan_calls is organizing a fundraiser to help Japan disaster relief where you bid on a personalized voice recording from a celebrity. You can see the list of celebrities participating here, so check it out if you're interested.

➜ In my poll from the other day, 54% of you said Arthur thinks of the soup before Eames' cock, and I now owe [livejournal.com profile] rageprufrock one million American dollars. WHATEVER. I would also like to note that 70% said that if it was them, they'd forget all about the soup in that situation, which means that quite a few of you think that YOU ARE A BIGGER SLUT FOR EAMES' COCK THAN ARTHUR. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.

➜ Based on a Twitter conversation that started with sounding and figging, and ended up on bloodplay, I'm going to host an Inception fandom kinkfest tomorrow in the hopes of bringing MORE KINKY PORN to the people. So start brainstorming, and if there's a kink you've always wanted to write but never had the reason, now's your chance. Like, oh Idk, SPANKING. WHAT I AM JUST SAYING.

This post needs more Tom Hardy.

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What is that shirt I have no idea. NOR DO I ACTUALLY CARE BECAUSE FUCK I LOVE HIM ♥

HEY GUYS. How was your day? You know, besides the part when THE INTERNET WAS BROKEN OMG D:
cherrybina: (Inception Eames darling)
I am having one of those days where my brain is all over the place and I have like 438290204 things to do but I CANNOT SEEM TO GET A SINGLE THING DONE lskjglskhgjls.

ANYWAY. Yesterday was awesome because I made cookies, following all of [livejournal.com profile] skellerbvvt's rules, and in return I got Rule Ten updates that were basically ALL OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. So, you know, cookies and porn. Not a bad way to spend my evening. Skeller continues to use all of my kinks against me, and at this point I am fairly certain she is working her way down an actualfax checklist or something. In any case, it is really good for me. I MAY HAVE ACTUALLY STOPPED BREATHING ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION.

Speaking of which, there was an entire group cookie making project on Twitter, which was all kinds of fun. If you want to come hang out for possible future cookie making shenanigans, and definite future ridiculousness, you can find me here. I must warn you that while I don't think I'm super spammy, my tweets tend to be mostly capslocky nonsense. WHICH SHOULD NOT BE SURPRISING. But I also have an unfortunate tendency to prematurely tweet an embarrassingly high percentage of the time, which I blame on the fact that the apostrophe is entirely too close to the enter key, and I just get way too excited to tell the difference. Anyway, if your twitter name is not the same as your LJ name you should tell me, otherwise I will have NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON. BECAUSE I AM EASILY CONFUSED.

AWESOME THING: The full version of the Tom Hardy workout video.



OKAY SO YEAH THIS IS BASICALLY PORN. Like, for real. So much thrusting all over the place and JFC HIS ASS. Also, we get to hear PNut say things like, lift your bum and on your back which can safely be filed under THINGS I DESPERATELY WANT TO SAY TO TOM HARDY ESPECIALLY WHEN HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE THIS.

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It turns out JGL can make that very same face.

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And yeah, I would also like to tell him to get on his back and then start ordering his pretty little bum around. SO MANY POSSIBILITIES :D

ALSO ALSO. That video reminds me of the fact that I really want some Arthur/Eames workout fic. Like Idk maybe Arthur has to meet Eames at the gym or something, and Arthur is all srs bsns, but Eames is just like HEY COME SPOT ME WHILE YOU TALK and Arthur keeps trying to tell Eames the very important details of this job or something, only he's really distracted by the way Eames' arms and shoulders look when he lifts and the line of sweat that's running down his neck and he's like 99% certain that Eames isn't wearing any underwear and somehow this leads to a very different kind of workout featuring Eames' massive arms pinning Arthur down and Arthur doing as he's told with his pretty bottom BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME, YES?

[livejournal.com profile] minimerlin is in like two weeks. I AM SO EXCITED OMG \o/
cherrybina: (t-hard smile)
1. Video of Tom Hardy presenting Christopher Nolan with a VES award.



His voice, you guys. NNNNNGH SO GOOD FOR ME. And we get to hear him say, you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling, and THAT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER AM I RIGHT.

2. Fic. YOU GUYS. I have lost all control of fic. Between Merlin and Inception, it's everywhere all the time, and I have a ridiculous number of tabs open with things to read. Seriously, I feel like it's August again, when I couldn't even pretend to try to keep up with the 2748596 new fics every day. I don't know if it's new people or just renewed interest, but it seems like there's been an explosion of awesome in Inception recently AND I FUCKING LOVE IT OMG. I feel like I need to hire a personal WIP tracking assistant since even @inceptionwips has become too overwhelming for me. skdhgsld HOW THERE SO MUCH AMAZING FIC EVERY SINGLE DAY I HAVE NO IDEA BUT NEVER EVER STOP ♥

3. Mouth porn.

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I JUST. WHAT EVEN. Can someone please explain his mouth to me? And then explain why it isn't ALL OVER ME RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT? And the thing is, I am absolutely convinced that not only does he have a mouth that was made for porn, but that he knows exactly what to do with it. I MEAN, RIGHT?

4. Speaking of porn: FINGERS.

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skghskd HIS HANDS. They are so very lovely. That pic is from the same day as this, and he and Zooey are just too adorable for words ♥

5. A poll! Well, a mini-poll, really. I know I just did a poll the other day, but I was surprised by some of the results. INDULGE ME :D

[Poll #1713484]

HEY YOU GUYS :D
cherrybina: (Default)
1. Okay, so first of all, the age question in yesterday's poll was in response to comments I've seen where people have called Tom Hardy old. Results show that 19 of you think that yes, he is. WTF WTF HOW IS THAT OLD D: BUT WHATEVER. I CAN ONLY HOPE I LOOK THIS HOT WHEN I'M 33.

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THIS IS NOT OLD OKAY )

2. In other poll news, I was delighted to see how close the numbers were for the question about Arthur's ass, because really, I just want to do alllll the things to it I MEAN HELLO. But the winner by a small margin was kisses. ARTHUR'S ASS NEEDS MORE KISSES ♥ Now I want fic with Arthur and Eames having a lazy weekend morning in bed. Arthur's face is mashed in the pillow and Eames is still half asleep himself, but Arthur's all warm and snuggly beside him, and of course he cannot resist pressing soft kisses all over Arthur's delightful bottom, which makes Arthur shift around and make soft little noises into the pillow because it kind of tickles but mostly it feels amazing. Obviously this will lead to porn, at which point there are many options Eames can pick and choose from, all of which were quite popular in the poll. OR YOU KNOW ALL OF THE ABOVE BECAUSE EAMES ALSO WANTS TO DO ALL THE THINGS TO ARTHUR'S ASS.

3. Let's talk about Tom Hardy again, yes? YES. I've been lamenting the fact that filming for This Means War is over, and that means no more daily pics, but the bright side is that we get three new movies with him in 2011. THREE MOVIES YOU GUYS. That means lots of interviews and articles and pictures and opportunities for Tom to be ridiculous and awesome and stupidly gorgeous. To that I can only say YAY \o/

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4. I have been so consumed with Inception and Merlin during the past few months that I haven't been paying much attention to Adam Lambert, but last night [livejournal.com profile] ruby_fruit tweeted a link to him on stage giving a demonstration on how to jack off. So, you know, business as usual for Adam.

WHAT IS THIS EVEN )

5. So, Hawaii Five-0. I have to say, it looks kinda fun. I'm sort of terrified of the idea of a new fandom because I FOR REAL DO NOT HAVE TIME IN MY LIFE FOR ANY MORE FLAIL AND BOYS AND FIC JFC but if there is one thing I cannot resist it is the combination of porn and pretty boys, which my flist keeps insisting on pointing out to me. Honestly, I don't even know why I'm resisting as I seem to be getting quadruple teamed here. First [livejournal.com profile] leupagus sat me down on her couch and showed me the ridiculous boylove, then [livejournal.com profile] lamardeuse started posting pretty pics all over the place, then [livejournal.com profile] hermette started sending me links to porn, and now [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub may be writing a Hawaii Five-0/Inception crossover high school AU involving fake boyfriends and emotionally stunted declarations of love or something and sldkjgslk LIKE I HAVE ANY DEFENSES AGAINST THAT. So, yeah. You can probably expect upcoming posts in which I flail about in a ridiculous fashion all like slfgjfsljl SO WHERE CAN I FIND FELCHING IN THIS FANDOM?

HEY GUYS HEY. I hope your day is awesome ♥
cherrybina: (T-Hard teeth)
Ugh. I woke up with a sore throat and a headache today, and all I really wanted to do was climb back under the covers. Since I couldn't do that, I'm doing the next best thing: ignoring my to-do list, eating cookies for breakfast, and looking at pretty boys on the internet :D

What makes the world a better place when I'm sick? LIP PORN.



SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THAT CAMERA PERSON ACTUALLY DOING IDEK BUT I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU.

Also: DIMPLES )

In other news, I totally had a dream about Bradley James last night. Not only that, but it was a sex dream. Sounds awesome, right? NOT EXACTLY. You see, I caught Bradley checking his iPhone. DURING SEX D:

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WHAT THE FUCK INDEED BRADLEY. But don't worry, I did not stand for those shenanigans, and promptly kicked Bradley out of bed, then stole his money and his car SO THERE. I was telling [livejournal.com profile] hermette about it this morning, and she was all like WTF BRADLEY. TOM HARDY WOULD NEVER CHECK HIS PHONE DURING SEX. Which... I am not exactly sure is true D: That boy does love his phone.

It's okay, Tom. I NEVER PUT MINE DOWN EITHER. )

Bradley, Bradley, Bradley. You are very pretty when you glow in the sunshine and I do so want to bang you hard, but if you ever check your phone during sex, I will steal your money and your car and kick you out of bed and back to Colin where you belong.

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Sick, you guys. SEND PORN AND PRETTY BOYS AND OTHER HEALING THINGS ♥
cherrybina: (t-hard smile)
YOU GUYS THAT'S WHO. Yesterday's poll is still open, but currently more than half of you think Tom Hardy is the best in bed. THIS IS NOT SURPRISING TO TOM HARDY OKAY.

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YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO HIT IT )

In the things you want to lick category, Bradley's jaw was the winner, followed closely by T-Hard's tattoos, which, WELL. YES PLEASE AND YES PLEASE. Poor Arthur's sword came in last place, which maybe you guys missed the part where that was A METAPHOR. FOR REALLY AWESOME THINGS OKAY.

But in news that I find terribly tragic, JGL'S ASS CAME IN SECOND TO LAST. YOU GUYS. I am just all sklghjldshg;shj WHAT. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? You have seen that boy's ass, yes? DO I NEED TO DO A JGL'S MAGNIFICENT ASS PICSPAM? My heart is breaking here, you don't even know.

JGL DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS FUCKERY.

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NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT )

Random question for you guys! I've heard a couple people say things recently about how they're planning to watch a show or movie or whatever, but that they aren't interested in a new fandom. In my experience, I have never been able to plan my fandoms like that. With Inception, I thought I'd dip my toes in, bounce around in all the shiny, and pass the time until the new season of Merlin started. I was most certainly not looking for a new fandom AHAHAHA I KNOW RIGHT. So, tell me what it is like for you. Do you pick and choose when you're going to throw your whole self into a fandom, when you're just going to peek in form time to time, and when you're just going to watch the show/movie/whatever and not get involved fannishly at all? Or does it just happen whether you want it to or not?

HI GUYS HIIIII :D Happy Tuesday! Time for another triple shot latte, y/y? ♥

ETA: OKAY SO I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THESE PICTURES OF TOM HARDY YOU GUYS BECAUSE. JUST. WHAT.

OH MY ACTUAL FUCK )
cherrybina: (Inception Arthur close up)
OKAY SO THIS IS BASICALLY EVERY SINGLE THING I LOVE IN LIFE ALL IN ONE MAGNIFICENT GIF.

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I... kind of feel like that is enough for one day, really. IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR ANYTHING ELSE TO LIVE UP NO I THINK IT IS NOT. But since it is Friday, I cannot possibly just leave you guys with one gif. That would be a very lonely post, you know? How about we look at some pretty boys in love, y/y?

So, I don't actually like guns, but the whole taxi gunfight scene in Inception? SO HOT. And not just because we get to see Arthur's badass frowny face.

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It's like a metaphor or something )

Anyway, today is Friday! That means my day will be crazy, which you are probably tired of hearing because I tell you every week. BUT IT ALSO MEANS NEW COLIN/BRADLEY QUEST LATER SO THERE'S THAT :D

ETA: New quest is up!

I love these boys okay )
cherrybina: (jgl mmm)
HEY YOU GUYS. First up, [livejournal.com profile] hermette is hosting Fuck Yeah Friday today YAY (link has v.v. NSFW picture.)

Fuck Yeah Friday


For those of you who are new-ish to my flist, FYF is a comment fic fest inspired by a deliciously filthy picture and open to all fandoms. YES YES IT IS AS AMAZING AS IT SOUNDS. So! Given the recent Merlin spoilers, I think we all need a little happy on this Friday, and by that I mean porn. OBVIOUSLY. I am dying for some Colin/Bradley :D And Inception people, go spam her post with Arthur/Eames in an effort to INCEPT EVERYONE WITH PORN OH YES \o/!

That wraps up the porn part of the post, so now we can move on to the pretty boys. I was rereading the interview with JGL in Details yesterday, and I have decided that for all of his super-smart French-poetry-loving hipster-esque tendencies, the real reason we would get along is because he "appears to hover in a Tasmanian Devil funnel of static electricity." That right there is my kind of boy. I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO GET HOPPED UP ON TRIPLE SHOT LATTES AND BOUNCE AROUND EXCITEDLY WITH HIM. Also, I had to laugh when I got to the part where he said he doesn't think people should see celebrities as being in a higher class of people than everyone else. I would just like to say, for the record, that I think he's right. I don't actually think he's better than anyone else, I just think he is PRETTIER. SO MUCH PRETTIER. Anyway, he is ridiculously hot in that photoshoot, and also very much a grown up. If you were not a fan of the bb JGL picspam, perhaps you will enjoy these pictures instead. OR MAYBE YOU JUST ENJOY ALL OF HIM. AS I DO.

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THAT BOY. SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO DO TO HIM. )

But anyway! It is Friday, and as usual, I am sort of flapping all over the place. Fridays are my craziest days, and I am always just a huge mess trying to get everything done so it can just be the weekend already. TODAY IS NO EXCEPTION. SO BASICALLY I AM GOING TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT BRADLEY/COLIN QUEST AND TRY TO GET 374567008 THINGS DONE AND F5 ALL OVER FYF AND BOUNCE AROUND A LOT AND HOPE THAT I DON'T SPIN MYSELF OUT OF THE ATMOSPHERE AND INTO SOME KIND OF ANTI-GRAVITY VORTEX. WHICH COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN.

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Friday YAY \o/!
cherrybina: (jgl mmm)
OH HEY GUYS. And hi new people! If you came here through the rimming meme, then you already know one of the most important things about me which is that I LOVE RIMMING. VERY VERY MUCH. I have a sort-of intro post thingy here, if you would like to stop by and say hello. Or you can say hello here. OR YOU CAN LURK TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT IT IS ALL GOOD WITH ME OKAY :D Ahaha, who remembers when I said, about Inception, Stick around and watch me make, like, 837495 more posts just like that. YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY THINK THAT I WAS EXAGGERATING DID YOU.

Anyway, that is enough about me. Moving on to more important things: RIMMING MEME. I know I know, I keep linking to it, but YOU GUYS. YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY FOR THE RIMMING MEME. Last night, [livejournal.com profile] skellerbvvt, [livejournal.com profile] eleveninches, and [livejournal.com profile] weatherfront all posted within, like, a 30 minute window, and I was just FLAILING ABOUT AND CLAPPING MY HANDS IN GLEE AND ACTUALLY SQUEAKING ALOUD BECAUSE IT WAS THAT AMAZING. So if you haven't checked it since yesterday, you should definitely click over and read everything. THERE IS EVEN ART. GLORIOUS GLORIOUS ART. And I even made a helpful masterlist to aid in your enjoyment of all the delicious rimming. Somehow I have managed not to write anything for it, but I don't want to waste time talking about how I fail at my own meme, because that is a very boring conversation right there.

Instead I would like to talk about how much I want to fuck JGL.

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I think about fucking you all the time )

SDFGHJKLKJHGF WHAT WAS I SAYING. Fuck, I cannot even deal with that right now. I think I need another latte. Maybe T-Hard will bring one to me?

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OKAY YEAH THIS IS TOTALLY NOT HELPING.

I just cannot even deal with this okay )
cherrybina: (Default)
1. OKAY. So you guys know how much I want more rimming all the time. You know because I talk about it, like, EVERY DAY. But do you know what is really lacking in Inception fandom? SPANKING. This, my friends, is a tragedy. Did you know that of 15 Arthur/Eames spanking prompts on the kink meme, only two are tagged as filled? One is [livejournal.com profile] platina's amazing art, which I linked to before because OMFG ARTHUR IS WEARING HIS SOCKS ♥ The other is actually mis-tagged and has not been filled at all. HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE THAT THERE IS NO SPANKING FIC. They both have delightful bums that deserve to have much love bestowed upon them, and by that I mean, getting bent over someone's knee and spanked until they come. OBVIOUSLY. Here are the unfilled spanking prompts. Please, you guys. I am DESPERATE.

2.

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Do you guys know why JGL is pouting? DO YOU? It is because there are watermarks on this picture. I am making the very same face :(( But seriously, where are the rest of the pics from this shoot? This is not enough. I NEED EVERY SINGLE SHOT OF THAT BOY LOUNGING ALL OVER THE STEPS IN A FUCKING SUIT OKAY.

3. JGL/T-Hard. Colin and Bradley have seriously ruined me for the RPF side of fandom forever, with their ridiculous antics and all eyefucking all the time, but JGL and T-Hard can be pretty adorable.

JGL and T-Hard: A Love Story )

4. It is October. Who remembers what happened at the end of last October? If you said BRADLEY LET SOME KIND OF HAIRY MONSTROSITY GROW UPON HIS FACE you would be correct. In the lowest blow of all, the first appearance of that facial hair travesty was coupled with an Abercrombie shirt. I cannot go through this again, you guys. I CANNOT DO IT OKAY. I have not yet forgotten the pain and trauma of Beardwatch 2009. Some wounds never fully heal D:

A brief reminder of why it is imperative for Bradley to stay clean shaven at all times )
cherrybina: (jgl mmm)
The other day I was discussing Arthur/Eames porn with [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub. THIS IS KIND OF LIKE EVERY DAY, REALLY. Anyway, she rightly pointed out that the fact that JGL is all graceful and acrobatic means there really should be more Arthur topping fic. I said that my desire for Arthur bottoming has nothing to do with relationship dynamics and everything to do with my deep and abiding love for his ass, and all the filthy things I desperately want to do it. After thinking about it some more, I decided that the best solution is MORE ARTHUR RIDING EAMES. Because then everyone wins! And even though Eames is a little sad because he cannot see Arthur's ass when they fuck like that, it's hard to get too upset when Arthur moves his hips just. like. that. YEAH.

Another thing I want more of in this fandom is rimming. OH MY GOD PLEASE MORE RIMMING. I know it exists, but why is the fandom not overrun with it? YOU HAVE ALL SEEN THAT ASS AND THOSE LIPS. JFC.

Also! I really want an X-Files AU. PLEASE. With Eames forging aliens as he tries to find the truth he knows is out there. And Arthur can frown a lot and complain about how he has advanced degrees in architecture and engineering and now he's stuck chasing Eames around on ridiculous missions after extraterrestrial cockroaches and the Mexican goat sucker. Then Arthur gets kidnapped by aliens, and is possibly probed, and Eames cries a lot then runs away. AND THEN THEY HAVE A BABY THAT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH ALIENS ONLY NO ONE REALLY UNDERSTANDS WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE. Y/Y?

I think it is time for a poll, don't you agree?

[Poll #1624950]
cherrybina: (jgl tux)
Title: Like That, Just Like That
Author: [livejournal.com profile] cherrybina
Pairing Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1,500
Summary: Written for this prompt at [livejournal.com profile] inception_kink: Arthur bent over the side of the bed, fingering himself, while Eames sits in a chair across the room and masturbates. They wait until they absolutely cannot resist anymore before they let themselves touch each other. Originally posted here.

Notes: Here's some filthy porn to balance out the unrelenting fluff that was my last fic :D

Like That, Just Like That )
cherrybina: (jgl unf)
THIS IS A REAL POST NOT A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION.

So, [livejournal.com profile] dracosoftie heard my desperate plea and wrote Arthur and Eames go to the mall. AND THERE IS FITTING ROOM SEX AND A REFERENCE TO YANKEE CANDLES AND A PRETZEL ♥♥♥

In other news, I wrote 2,000 words today, every single one of them filthy \o/

After posting this pic for [livejournal.com profile] lemniciate who needed info on the state of JGL's chest hair situation, and then writing 16-year-old Arthur losing his innocence (you know, after this happens) I am feeling a bit dirty. I KNOW I KNOW THIS IS NO DIFFERENT THAN ANY OTHER DAY THIS IS TRUE. But, to cleanse my filthy soul and repent for corrupting poor bb Arthur, let us all look upon a photo in which JGL is very much a grown up.

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EXCEPT ASDFGHJ HE TOTALLY LOOKS SO YOUNG THERE JFC JGL YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH YOUR WEE BB FACE.

Let's try this one instead... )
cherrybina: (jgl adorb)
OMG YOU GUYS MERLIN IN TWO DAYS! But that totally means I have two entire days to squee about boys who are not Bradley and Colin, right? So, while we wait for ASDFGH NEW MERLIN EPS my darling [livejournal.com profile] gwy asked if I could help her find some vids and interviews featuring the delightful JGL. If you thought I'd just pass along a couple YouTube vids to her without a full out flailfest THEN YOU DO NOT KNOW ME VERY WELL. I have never been able to resist the pretty, and he is really fucking pretty okay.

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I won't stop until that boy is mine )

ETA: JGL picspam now includes brand new Bradley/Colin gifs by [livejournal.com profile] who_love because there is NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH PRETTY ♥
cherrybina: (jgl unf)
OKAY OKAY so I know I totally already posted once today but OMG YOU GUYS CHECK IT OUT:



JUST. WHAT. JGL singing Bad Romance, you guys. I CANNOT EVEN. And it has been confirmed in [livejournal.com profile] meiface's journal that not only does he say I WANT TO FUCK YOU in French, but he uses the really vulgar version of FUCK. HE DOES THIS BECAUSE HE LOVES US OKAY. THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION. PLEASE SEE MORE ABOUT MY THOUGHTS ON THIS MATTER HERE. THE DEGREE TO WHICH I WANT THAT BOY SMIRKING LIKE A COCKY BASTARD ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS IS JUST NOT HEALTHY AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

As if that was not enough awesome for one day, please go see [livejournal.com profile] likeaglass' brilliant theory about Bradley's luscious lips at the interview from the other day. I FULLY SUPPORT HER THEORY JSYK.

And finally:



MERLIN IN FOUR DAYS OMG. LET'S GO APPRECIATE THEIR LOVELY BUMS WHILE WE WAIT OKAY.

ETA: Re: my jizz meta post from a couple months ago, [livejournal.com profile] kerryblaze has provided a helpful video showing that it is indeed possible to suck someone's cock while simultaneously fucking them. AWESOME.

P.S. Come say hi if you haven't already :D

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