cherrybina: (Inception Eames darling)
Yesterday I had a v.v. profound and intellectually stimulating conversation with [ profile] bookshop, [ profile] eleveninches, and [ profile] five_ht about the many ways Arthur appreciates Eames' giant arms. This basically involves Arthur getting manhandled all over the place and ends with Eames fucking him up against various surfaces. OBVIOUSLY.

There are many many MANY things I could say about my desire for Eames to BEND ARTHUR OVER ALL THE THINGS AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE SCREAMS but that is a really big conversation, so today I am only going to focus on one piece: EAMES HAS GIANT ARMS. ARTHUR LOVES IT.



So, now my question for you guys is EAMES HAS GIANT ARMS AND ARTHUR LOVES IT. Which, okay, isn't really a question since this is basically fact, but still. How does Arthur appreciate Eames' arms? What ridiculous scenarios do you want to see where Eames lifts things aka Arthur? And how does Arthur use his own strength to be an even bigger slut for Eames' cock? Because seriously, you guys. I MEAN REALLY.


cherrybina: (t-hard jaw)
1. The Inception Kink Fest! I know I keep posting about it, but it KEEPS BEING AWESOME. Seriously, I am just delighted at how it turned out. I'm really happy to see some fills for kinks that are less common in fic and art, and so many people getting excited about them. THIS IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT. LOTS AND LOTS OF PORN :D Anyway, I did not have the chance to update the masterlist with all of the LJ WTFery of yesterday, but I promise I'll get that done today. There are still lots of unfilled prompts, so check it out and see if something inspires you. And thank you so much to everyone who participated by contributing prompts, filling prompts, or commenting on the many fills :D

2. A long, long time ago, before there was a movie called Inception, and before the word BAM turned me into a gibbering mess, [ profile] skellerbvvt took up the challenge to write all my favorite things in one deliciously filthy Merlin fic: underage/age difference, teacher/student, spanking, D/s, barebacking, and felching. IT WAS GLORIOUS. THEN THERE WAS A SEQUEL. ANYWAY. Skeller wrote another commentfic sequel which includes so many amazing things such as Merlin in a school uniform and EVEN MORE SPANKING and extra fingers of true loooooove ♥

3. Oh hey, Arthur. Nice pants. What are you going to do with that tie, bb?



4. Speaking of which.


I am totally willing to overlook the fact that those pants need to be hemmed because OH MY GOD HIS THIGHS. I was talking yesterday about how he looks so very climbable even when he's not all bulked up. HE IS QUITE STURDY IS WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU AND THAT GIVES ME SO MANY WONDERFUL IDEAS ♥

Hey guys hey. What are you up to today? Awesome things, I hope :D
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Okay so LJ. WHAT EVEN. Now that's out of the way, let's talk about awesome things, shall we? Such as TOM HARDY. IN A SUPERMAN T-SHIRT sdlfkjgdflkhjfdl Apparently that pic was shopped and I am so bereft with no new filming pics that I FLAILED ALL OVER THE PLACE at the hint of something new *sob sob sob* Here, have this one instead, which is tiny and only shows the top of his head, BUT STILL. TOM HARDY.


Apparently this was on the set of The Wettest County? Idk, but it certainly looks like it. His face, you guys. HIS FAAAAAACE I LOVE IT ♥

Speaking of which, TOM HARDY COVERED IN (FAKE) BLOOD) )

And because yesterday I got yelled at for not including JGL, here is wee bb dimpleface look all sorts of delicious.


Hi bb hi hiiiii. Look at him wearing a sweater over a buttondown. SUCH A GOOD BOY ♥

Also! Today while LJ was down, I attempted to break my crushing writer's block with twitfic, which was actually a ridiculous amount of fun. And just to show you how unreasonably happy I am that I wrote some words, I'm going to share this ridiculousness with you. IT'S JUST THAT IT'S BEEN A REALLY LONG TIME SINCE I'VE WRITTEN ANYTHING YOU SEE.


1. "Those are Gucci yoga pants," Arthur frowned. "Hush darling," Eames said as he tossed the pants aside, "and show me how far you can bend."

2. After years of dancing around, Arthur finally pushes Eames against the wall. He traces his thumb over Eames' lower lip. "Kiss me," he says.

3. Eames pushes his fingers in where Arthur is all wet & open & slick with his come. "You like that?" Eames asks. Arthur moans & begs for more.

4. "Your arse looks exquisite in your impeccably tailored Italian wool trousers," Eames says. "Thanks", Arthur says. "Now shut up and fuck me."

5. "This one." Arthur holds a tie up to Eames' neck. Eames scowls. "I'll let you tie me up with it," Arthur says. "I'll take two," Eames grins.

6. Eames rubs slick fingers where Arthur is stretched tight around his cock before pushing one in. "You're so pretty when you take it for me."

7. "This is appalling," Arthur says, holding up a photo. "I was 19," Eames starts, then notices the heated look in Arthur's eyes. "Oh, Arthur."


1. "You look hot,"Merlin says, touching Arthur's new glasses. "You always say that," Arthur tells him. "Because it's always true." Merlin says.

2. Arthur pushes Merlin back and pins his hands above his head. "What do I win?" Merlin asks breathlessly. "Anything you want," Arthur replies.

3. "Magic?" Arthur frowns. Merlin waits, frozen on the edge of the moment until Arthur steps close and smiles. "Show me," he says. Merlin does.

I know I know but THEY ARE WORDS. THAT I WROTE. This is kind of a big deal for me right now, and I'm taking my victories where I can find them SO THERE :D

In other news, I am in fact going to switch my default user icon. MAYBE. [ profile] derryere is working on it. Until then SOMEONE HOLD ME D: D: D:
cherrybina: (Default)
1. The Inception Kink Fest is still going strong! I updated the masterlist this morning with about 20 more links, and there are now 80+ fills (and once again, please let me know if links are missing/broken!) SO AWESOME. I'm still not all caught up with reading because there is just so much of it lkjgldsgjdl I LOVE YOU GUYS AND THIS FANDOM SO MUCH IT HURTS ♥

2. By now, I'm sure you've all seen the new pics of Colin Morgan, as they appeared all over my flist yesterday, however I could not let this one go without comment, because, WELL.

This is so good for me )

3. Speaking of my love for well dressed men...



4. [ profile] hermette hosted a cuddle fest last night, as a bunch of people were feeling a bit down, and the post is full of everything from comment fic to snuggly animals to NSFW porn, so check it out if you're in need of cheering up ♥

5. Um, I might be considering changing my default icon? I've had this one for more than two years now, and every time I think about changing it I get all panicky because I am terribly attached, but maybe it's time? sldjgslkgj IDK SOMEONE HELP D:

Now I must go clean my house. Which basically means I crank up the cheesy dance music and twirl from room to room, possibly cleaning a few things along the way. WHAT LIKE YOU DON'T DO THE VERY SAME THING.
cherrybina: (Inception Eames darling)
1. The Inception Kink Fest is so amazing, you guys. Seriously, I am DROWNING IN PORN right now and if there is anything in life better than that I do not know what it is. I still haven't managed to read everything, but I am happily working my way through. SO MUCH PORN I LOVE IT ♥ I want to get the masterlist updated, but so far, I'm only through the first page of comments. Until then, browse the comments because there is tons of awesome stuff in there. OH AND KEEP WRITING :D

2. I saw this gif on tumblr the other day and was like WHY ISN'T IT BIGGER IT NEEDS TO BE BIGGER OMG.


Anyway! Someone tweeted me the link to this video, and now I have... forgotten who that was D: AND I AM SORRY FOR BEING SO FLAKY BUT THANK YOU AWESOME PERSON!

I've seen pictures and gifs from this interview, but never the whole thing, and seriously, I am dying. JGL's hair looks amazing and he outfit makes me clap my hands in glee and HIS DIMPLES ARE VISIBLE FROM THE MOON OMG and he and Zooey are so ridiculously adorable together that I almost can't even stand it ♥




4. I woke up this morning to SNOW WTAF APRIL. I am so very unamused. But it's okay! I am choosing to reject this snowy reality, and so I'm wearing summery shoes.


OKAY YES WITH TIGHTS BUT STILL. Red shoes make every day brighter ♥

Hey guys! Happy Friday :D

ETA: [ profile] physicsxmagic coded the rest of the Kink Fest Masterlist because she is FABULOUS ♥ Let me know if you find any broken/missing links and I shall update.
cherrybina: (Inception Arthur close up)


ANYWAY. Some things!

[ profile] japan_calls is organizing a fundraiser to help Japan disaster relief where you bid on a personalized voice recording from a celebrity. You can see the list of celebrities participating here, so check it out if you're interested.

➜ In my poll from the other day, 54% of you said Arthur thinks of the soup before Eames' cock, and I now owe [ profile] rageprufrock one million American dollars. WHATEVER. I would also like to note that 70% said that if it was them, they'd forget all about the soup in that situation, which means that quite a few of you think that YOU ARE A BIGGER SLUT FOR EAMES' COCK THAN ARTHUR. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.

➜ Based on a Twitter conversation that started with sounding and figging, and ended up on bloodplay, I'm going to host an Inception fandom kinkfest tomorrow in the hopes of bringing MORE KINKY PORN to the people. So start brainstorming, and if there's a kink you've always wanted to write but never had the reason, now's your chance. Like, oh Idk, SPANKING. WHAT I AM JUST SAYING.

This post needs more Tom Hardy.


What is that shirt I have no idea. NOR DO I ACTUALLY CARE BECAUSE FUCK I LOVE HIM ♥

HEY GUYS. How was your day? You know, besides the part when THE INTERNET WAS BROKEN OMG D:
cherrybina: (Default)


slkgjldkhjgfsd JFC. I CANNOT EVEN. Like, this is actualfax porn right here, I am not even kidding. Last night, [ profile] gyzym was like I AM PRETTY SURE HE IS FUCKING THAT TOOTHPICK WITH HIS MOUTH and just. YEAH.

I feel kind of bad for ignoring poor bb dimpleface in that gif, so let us appreciate how very lovely he is in stripes.


Mmmm YES. So pretty, and I love his dedication to fashion even while injured. It's just... TOM HARDY'S MOUTH WHAT EVEN.



Adventures in cooking was, um. INTERESTING. I managed to fuck up, A LOT, and was mocked mercilessly by [ profile] rageprufrock, [ profile] leupagus, and [ profile] summertea for it. WHICH THANKS FOR THAT YOU GUYS. I AM SO GLAD YOU BELIEVE IN ME :| I forgot things, I lost things, and we are totally not talking about the part when this happened, because the point is that the soup was delicious. NO REALLY. My kitchen was a disaster area, but grilled cheese and tomato soup has never tasted so good, and [ profile] skellerbvvt was proud :D Maybe it was the way I delicately seasoned it with my tears?

But in between me shedding 573839576 tears at my own ineptitude, and everyone else cackling in glee as I fucked up YET AGAIN, there was a conversation on twitter that I am now going to share with you. Basically what happened was this: Pru compared my complete and utter fail to what would happen if Arthur was in the kitchen, and I asked if this meant Eames would come in any moment to have his way with me while the soup burned. Pru then bet me ONE MILLION DOLLARS that Arthur would think of the soup while Eames was in the process of trying to bend him over something, while I am of the opinion that Arthur would be all like passing Eames the olive oil if you receive my meaning. I SAY WE LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE :D

[Poll #1723741]

cherrybina: (Default)
Okay, so today I am trying to get many many things done and trying hard not to get distracted by all the shiny on the internet. THIS HAS BEEN ONLY MODERATELY SUCCESSFUL. But sl;jgs;g the things! They have to get done! Still, I can take a little bit of time out for the awesome, right?

First up: there's a better version of the new Warrior pic that I posted yesterday. Nnnnngh HIS ARMS LOOK EVEN MORE AMAZING IN THIS VERSION. Also, Idk how reliable this is, but apparently Tom Hardy and his costars went to this MMA event last night. WHY ARE THERE NO PICTURES OF THIS OH MY GOD.

As much as I'm looking forward to Tom Hardy getting sweaty and punching things, and TOM HARDY WEARING CARDIGANS AND PUNCHING PEOPLE JFC, I'm still ridiculously excited for This Means War. I don't even care if the movie is terrible. HE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD I CANNOT EVEN DEAL.


His head, you guys. SO WELL SHAPED ♥

Soup! Today we are making soup because it is entirely too cold for almost April. Well, I am making soup anyway, and you guys should totally do the same because it is going to be awesome. [ profile] skellerbvvt has posted a recipe for tomato bisque, along with delightful commentary and capslock and links to things like how to cut an onion (OH MY GOD MY CHOPPED ONIONS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING) so that the end result is guaranteed to be delicious. I MEAN THAT IS WHAT I AM HOPING FOR IN MY CASE ANYWAY. Also grilled cheese, because grilled cheese and tomato soup belong together. MUCH LIKE EAMES' MOUTH AND ARTHUR'S ASS ♥

cherrybina: (Inception Eames darling)
1. In yesterday's poll, Brian Kinney currently has about 44% of the vote as most emotionally stunted of them all.


sljgsdlg HIS FACE. LOOK AT ALL THE ~REPRESSED LOVE~ IN HIS EYES ♥___♥ I have Many Feelings about the emotional stuntedness of Brian Kinney, but I do not even want to get started on it, because it gets kind of messy. I STILL HAVE A BRIAN AND JUSTIN SHAPED HOLE IN MY HEART FROM THAT SHOW OKAY. Brb sobbing forever :((

2. From Matt Bondurant's (the author of The Wettest County) twitter:


Also this )

3. Speaking of which, new pic from Warrior.


It looks like 2011 is going to be the year of Tom Hardy punching all the things. SO FUCKING GOOD FOR ME.



This does things to me klsjglsjhs; I just have all of these feelings about how Eames pins Arthur up against the wall and yanks those pretty little trousers right off. And, look. Arthur is pretty fucking badass. We know this okay. He canonically takes out a dude who's much bigger than he is with his bare hands, but YOU GUYS. EAMES IS LIKE TWICE AS WIDE AS ARTHUR. Look at their shoulders. LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING THIGHS JFC. Idk you guys, I think my money's on Eames. Clearly they need to wrestle it out, once and for all. AND THEN FUCK. THAT WAY EVERYONE WINS \o/

5. Things! [ profile] gyzym is hosting another round of the inspiration meme that's already full of beautiful things, and [ profile] ras_elased is hosting a 24 hour word war, to take down those words once and for all. Off you go, my lovelies. Awesome things are everywhere :D

cherrybina: (t-hard jaw)
Okay, so I have like 48586979 things I should be doing right now, but I am totally ignoring them to focus on awesome things instead. IF ONLY FOR A V.V. BRIEF MOMENT. BECAUSE I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE.

1. There is a high-res version of the Tom Hardy Warrior poster without text here, thanks to [ profile] charlidos. I must tell you that I am only barely restraining myself from actually posting that pic again, despite the fact that I have already posted versions of it TWICE. THAT IS HOW MUCH I LOVE HIS FACE JFC. I could very easily post that picture + Tom Hardy's cock every single day for the rest of forever and be totally okay with that.

2. How about a picture I haven't already posted multiple times instead.


Okay, so maybe you can't COUNT EVERY ONE OF HIS EYELASHES but he's still hot as fuck. I love that stupid hat beyond all reason ♥

3. More pretty.


That boy and his camera. I feel like there should be more fic involving making a sex tape, by which I mean someone should write Bina/JGL/videocamera. KIDDING I AM KIDDING. But seriously, is there any Arthur and Eames record themselves fucking fic out there? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE HOT.


[Poll #1722423]

cherrybina: (Inception Eames darling)
I am having one of those days where my brain is all over the place and I have like 438290204 things to do but I CANNOT SEEM TO GET A SINGLE THING DONE lskjglskhgjls.

ANYWAY. Yesterday was awesome because I made cookies, following all of [ profile] skellerbvvt's rules, and in return I got Rule Ten updates that were basically ALL OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. So, you know, cookies and porn. Not a bad way to spend my evening. Skeller continues to use all of my kinks against me, and at this point I am fairly certain she is working her way down an actualfax checklist or something. In any case, it is really good for me. I MAY HAVE ACTUALLY STOPPED BREATHING ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION.

Speaking of which, there was an entire group cookie making project on Twitter, which was all kinds of fun. If you want to come hang out for possible future cookie making shenanigans, and definite future ridiculousness, you can find me here. I must warn you that while I don't think I'm super spammy, my tweets tend to be mostly capslocky nonsense. WHICH SHOULD NOT BE SURPRISING. But I also have an unfortunate tendency to prematurely tweet an embarrassingly high percentage of the time, which I blame on the fact that the apostrophe is entirely too close to the enter key, and I just get way too excited to tell the difference. Anyway, if your twitter name is not the same as your LJ name you should tell me, otherwise I will have NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON. BECAUSE I AM EASILY CONFUSED.

AWESOME THING: The full version of the Tom Hardy workout video.

OKAY SO YEAH THIS IS BASICALLY PORN. Like, for real. So much thrusting all over the place and JFC HIS ASS. Also, we get to hear PNut say things like, lift your bum and on your back which can safely be filed under THINGS I DESPERATELY WANT TO SAY TO TOM HARDY ESPECIALLY WHEN HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE THIS.


It turns out JGL can make that very same face.


And yeah, I would also like to tell him to get on his back and then start ordering his pretty little bum around. SO MANY POSSIBILITIES :D

ALSO ALSO. That video reminds me of the fact that I really want some Arthur/Eames workout fic. Like Idk maybe Arthur has to meet Eames at the gym or something, and Arthur is all srs bsns, but Eames is just like HEY COME SPOT ME WHILE YOU TALK and Arthur keeps trying to tell Eames the very important details of this job or something, only he's really distracted by the way Eames' arms and shoulders look when he lifts and the line of sweat that's running down his neck and he's like 99% certain that Eames isn't wearing any underwear and somehow this leads to a very different kind of workout featuring Eames' massive arms pinning Arthur down and Arthur doing as he's told with his pretty bottom BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME, YES?

[ profile] minimerlin is in like two weeks. I AM SO EXCITED OMG \o/
cherrybina: (t-hard smile)
Today's post is brought to you courtesy of the 34495065786 tears I shed while wrestling Photobucket into submission. And for the record, I am not very good at wrestling, okay. Do you know what this means? I NEED CALMING ENERGY. Or, you know, pretty boys.


YES YES THAT IS MUCH BETTER. He is so lovely that I cannot even get a wee bit upset about the hoodie and the neckbeard and the questionable scarf choice. At least this way I don't have to worry about getting intimidated if he's dressed better than I am.

Other things that I find soothing: the never ending hilarity of Google Analytics keyword searches. I will never understand how google actually decides to send people to my journal some of the time, but it always makes me laugh. Sometimes they seem completely random (French man with purple scarf), sometimes they are not so random at all (I want to lick his ass), sometimes I cringe for the poor innocent people who took a wrong turn on the interwebs and ended up here (pi day activities 5th grade), sometimes they just leave me in a fit of helpless giggles (Colin Morgan should play an elf), and sometimes I am just like WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN (rimming and evil prostate treatment.) And sometimes, like in the days after I post nonsensical flail about Tom Hardy flashing his junk all over the place, the internet goes and delights me all the way to my toes.

See for yourself )

Speaking of Tom Hardy and all of his lovely parts, I'm pretty sure he could have had Photobucket pinned and begging in about three seconds flat. OR, YOU KNOW, ME.


And while his back does so many amazing things for the endless porn theater happening inside my head, I like him from the front even better.



*Another keyword search. Idk what it means, but I find that imagining Tom Hardy whispering that in my ear makes me forget all about the pain inflicted by Photobucket. GO ON TRY IT. I PROMISE IT IS AWESOME :D
cherrybina: (jgl unf)
1. [ profile] cobweb_diamond has been obsessed with this picture for awhile now, because LOOK AT THAT OUTFIT HOLY SHIT. The stripes and those fucking pants and the fit of that jacket sldkghjslghjsd. I CANNOT EVEN. SUCH PERFECTION. Anyway, she posted it yesterday in response to the news that JGL will be playing Alberto Falcone in TDKR, and then [ profile] likeroads made this and TELL ME YOU AREN'T EXCITED FOR JGL AS A SUIT WEARING MAFIOSO.

ALSO. [ profile] we_reflamingos posted this pic in which there is definitely a cigarette in his hand, so those those pics I posted yesterday of JGL being all sexy and badass while smoking might not be too far off. I know this movie is so very far away, but I am stupidly excited already. I CANNOT HELP IT I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO HOLD IN THE FLAIL \o/

2. Since yesterday I posted pics of JGL with his super srs bsns face, how about one of him looking like a wee adorable snugglebug in his sweater.


This pic is from Sundance, which means that's Park City in the background, and it just so happens that Utah is my very favorite place to ski. Now I am wondering if bb dimpleface is a skier. ALSO ALSO WHERE IS THE ARTHUR/EAMES GO SKIING FIC BECAUSE I NEED IT IN MY LIFE. Eames skiing like a motherfucker is canon, for fuck's sake.

3. Yesterday [ profile] sonicbookmark, who is new to the Tom Hardy train of love and ridiculousness, told me that she hasn't had the chance to watch any interviews yet. Since he is just entirely too delightful in interviews, I must fix this for her immediately, so here are five of my very favorites.

In no particular order )



HIS ARMS. I CAN'T EVEN. And his little tongue peeking out and the hair sticking up in back and his PERFECTLY SHAPED HEAD WHAT THE FUCK. I love him. Have I mentioned that lately Idek ♥

5. [ profile] hermette made an Alex O'Loughlin looks good in clothes picspam for me to make up for the fact that she failed to tell me there was an interview in which he said he likes designer menswear. And YOU GUYS. WHEN PRETTY BOYS SAY THEY LIKE TO WEAR PRADA SUITS YOU TELL ME IMMEDIATELY OKAY. This is the kind of information that is extremely important to me, and can pretty much always win me over ♥

Hey you guys. Happy Monday :D

ETA: [ profile] cobweb_diamond is writing leather glove fic YAY.
cherrybina: (Inception Arthur close up)
So, Tom Hardy waving his dick around is a hard act to follow, but I'm holding out hope that today manages to live up. Also, hi new people! I assume it was Tom Hardy's cock that brought you here, and if that's the case then I am sorry I don't have more to show you today, but rest assured, I TALK ABOUT IT LOTS :D

We do have a new pic of Tom at the airport in Georgia. Okay, so maybe we aren't getting anything like the awesomeness from This Means War filming, but it's Tom Hardy! IN HIS PINK TANK TOP! AND HIS FUCKING ARMS NNNNNGH.



Last night, news came out that JGL will be playing Alberto Falcone in TDKR. FULL DISCLOSURE TIME. Here is what I know about Batman: he lives in cave and goes out to help people when someone sends out the bat signal THE END. I am hopping on this bandwagon for the pretty and I have absolutely no shame in admitting that. But I hear from people who know things that Alberto Falcone is some kind of badass serial killer mafia dude who wears suits, so I say FUCK YES. Because really, more JGL in suits looking like he wants to fuck some shit up is ALWAYS a good thing as far as I'm concerned.


Or, you know, THIS )

And finally, a rec, which seems unnecessary at this point since this fic has quite the following, but it's been so awesome lately I can't not mention it: Rule Ten by [ profile] skellerbvvt. OKAY. So I don't really want to get to embarrassingly fangirly here, but you guys. THIS FIC. It owns my heart right now. D/s is one of my biggest kinks ever, but I have a hard time finding fic that gets the dynamic just right for me. I also think it can be a really tricky thing to write well, because when it comes to the emotional aspects/getting into headspace/etc, I find that a lot of fic ends up telling instead of showing. But [ profile] skellerbvvt gets it so exactly right that I swear, it is like she is inside my head sometimes, giving me all the things I wanted in just exactly the way I wanted them and didn't even know. I don't know how she does it, but her words get inside their heads and inside the kinks and takes it all apart and then shows us all of these things that I don't think I could put into words if I tried. Basically, I just want to point and flail and say THAT. YES. EXACTLY THAT.

The last few parts have left me literally breathless, and like clutching at the arms of my chair so that I don't topple over right there on the spot. And I am kind of worried that maybe I won't survive to the end, because here is the thing. Skeller knows my kinks. SHE KNOWS ALL OF THEM. EVERY ONE. And she has promised to use them all against me in the very best way, which she has totally done before. But, hey. Death by kink. WHAT A WAY TO GO ♥
cherrybina: (Inception Eames darling)
Okay, so yesterday I said that I was kind of having a weird week and not feeling my absolute best. WELL. It seems as though fandom doesn't want me to have a bad week. FANDOM ISN'T GOING TO ALLOW ME TO HAVE A BAD WEEK BY REPEATEDLY THROWING ME AWESOME THINGS UNTIL I COLLAPSE UNDER THE VERY WEIGHT OF IT AND FLAIL MYSELF INTO A VORTEX OF SQUEE. I shall just have to accept this.

This week has already given me Bradley James with a twitter and Rule Ten updates that left me clapping my hands in glee. Then came lots of new Inception stills, which basically reaffirmed my belief that EAMES IS THE AWESOMEST OKAY.



AND THEN. AND THEN. Last night, we got the news that JGL has been confirmed for TDKR sldkgjdls;ghjda; OH MY GOD. And okay, the truth is that I've been treating this news like it's been confirmed for a couple weeks now, but this means that now I will not end up brokenhearted so YAY \o/ And I love love love the pic they chose of bb dimpleface for the article (his hair, I want to touch his hair OH YES) only it was so teeny tiny, so let's fix that, shall we?


DIMPLES SHOULD ALWAYS BE BIG :D And YOU GUYS. THESE THINGS. THEY ARE SO AWESOME. The poster alone was enough to make my Friday, so when the JGL news came out, I was positively gleeful, and I went to bed feeling like the happiest fangirl ever. So when I woke up this morning at 6:00 on a freaking Saturday wtf wtf, I couldn't even feel a tiny bit grumpy because OMG TOM HARDY AND JGL IN BATMAN TOGETHER HOLY SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. Think of the fic and the joint interviews and the shadow boxing on set *flail flail flail* And then I checked tumblr, only to find something even more awesome just waiting for me.


Because I am the luckiest girl ever, and because Tom Hardy is not an actualfax real person (see my mathematical proof here) we now have the short film Sergeant Slaughter, My Big Brother, in which Tom Hardy takes off all his clothes and shows off his extremely lickable body, available online, where we can watch it, repeatedly, AND THEN FLAIL ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE TOM HARDY'S COCK slkhgslkhs;dhjds; ETA:OMG YOU GUYS WHERE DID IT GO?? IT WAS THERE AND I WATCHED IT AND THEN I WATCHED IT AGAIN (AND OKAY AGAIN AND AGAIN) BUT NOW IT IS GONE AND I STILL HAVE IT OPEN IN A TAB BUT IT'S NOT AT THE WEBSITE ANYMORE AND WHY IS IT NOT THERE ANYMORE D:IT HAS BEEN FOUND AGAIN \o/

Do you remember those caps that came out where we were all like OMG TOM HARDY SCULPTING WHILE SHIRTLESS NNNNNNGH ARM?


Well, it turns out he's not shirtless after all. I mean he is, obviously, but that is not all. HE IS NOT JUST WITHOUT A SHIRT IS WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU. RIGHT AFTER THIS HAPPENS, HE GETS UP FROM THE TABLE AND WE SEE THAT HE IS IN FACT WITHOUT ANY CLOTHING AT ALL. THIS IS A GLORIOUS THING MY FRIENDS. He is so naked, you guys. SO TOTALLY NAKED. And lsdjgs;hjs he looks so good oh my god. He's slimmer than he's looked recently, but OH MY LORD HIS THIGHS ARE A THING OF BEAUTY. And really, someone should compose an epic ode to his magnificent ass because JESUS CHRIST TOM HARDY WHAT EVEN.

This is not a flash of nudity. This is not a blink and you'll miss it kind of a thing. Blink a couple times. Close your eyes for a minute or two. When you open them, you'll still get to see TOM HARDY'S COCK. We see it head on. We see it in profile. WEE SEE IT IN MOTION WHEN HE WAGGLES IT AROUND BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE IS IN FACT A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.

And yes, I realize this is not the first time we've seen it, since Tom Hardy is ridiculous and perfect and not fucking real, and has dropped his pants with somewhat alarming frequency, but this is all new angles and lighting and TOM HARDY'S COCK sjgds;lgjdsa

There's an article here about the short film festival where Sergeant Slaughter was shown, which is full of typos and random capitalization, but it's okay because Tom Hardy stuns the World. WITH HIS COCK.


P.S. Please tell me someone has it saved. I mean, this is the internet. NOTHING DISAPPEARS FOREVER.


cherrybina: (t-hard jaw)


From the official Warrior site. AND NOW I AM OFFICIALLY DEAD.


Mar. 18th, 2011 11:33 am
cherrybina: (jgl tux)
HEY YOU GUYS. I'm sorry for basically being MIA the past couple days. I have been having a bit of a weird week, and I'm feeling kind of stressed and headachey and wrung out and basically flopping all over the place like a limp noodle.



Basically, OUCH. THAT IS WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU. But I am here! Because I need some awesome right now.

I am not going to make a serious attempt to catch up all of things I missed this week, but one thing I have to mention is that Bradley M-stands-for-ridiculous James has a twitter, which he photographically verified for us the other day.

I am very reluctantly cutting this, but only because it is several days old and by now you have all probably seen it 3749596 times )

I still have things wot I want to say about the poll from last week (mostly about cardigans because WHAT EVEN HAPPENED THERE IDEK) but right now, I just want to say that dimples gave emofaces a pretty thorough smackdown, and I am quite pleased about this.


HOW CAN I STAY NOODLEY WHEN BB DIMPLEFACE EXISTS? It is hard to tell, but I think that is a sweater vest as opposed to a waistcoat he's wearing. In any case, this my friends, is how casual clothing works.

Since this entry has no theme other than THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME how about Tom Hardy with his wee bb?


Seriously, you guys. I am physically incapable of resisting men being all cute with their kids. It is like instant puddle making, which okay, maybe not the best thing on a noodley day, but this is the good kind of puddle. A PUDDLE OF AWESOME IF YOU WILL. I'm pretty sure that's a baby carrier that he's wearing. So he can walk around. With his baby strapped to his chest sldgjsldhjdsl I AM DEAD OKAY ♥


multi-fandom round robin fic-a-thon

This is a great way to break out of a fic slump, since you only need to write a paragraph or so, and then it's someone else's turn. There are already two Inception prompts that I am eagerly hoping get filled: this sort-of NSFW gif and also this DEFINITELY NSFW pic. PORNY WORDS, YOU GUYS. I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE.

And okay. I am still not feeling 100% just yet, so I think I shall just flop down right here. Someone catch me? Or, you know, put down some nice soft cushions instead
cherrybina: (T-Hard teeth)
1. Today is Pi Day. I shall eat pie to celebrate :D Random fact: I used to work with a guy who had the first 100 decimals of pi tattooed on his upper arm. In an office full of mathematicians, that's pretty fucking badass.

I have to tell you, pi is not my favorite irrational number, however I appreciate its simplicity and accessibility. One of my favorite things about mathematics is when complex problems and ideas can be broken down into elegant, simplistic components, and for all of its many applications, pi is nothing more than the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. Every circle, everywhere. It's kind of amazing when you think about it. STILL NOT MY FAVORITE IRRATIONAL NUMBER.

In case you were wondering, my absolute favorite irrational number is phi, my second favorite is e, and √2 is tied with pi for the number three spot. Alas, no one celebrates these clearly superior irrational numbers, which okay we couldn't even if we wanted to because there is no January 62nd or February 72nd or January 41st, but WHATEVER.

And since we're already on the subject of math, I know I've mentioned this before, but I really love the idea of how mathematical concepts can be applied to the business of extraction. I would die a thousand geeky deaths if anyone ever wrote up a post on the topology of dreamsharing. And before you say anything, this really should be done by someone who is not me. I am, at the end of the day, an applied mathematician, and therefore only professionally qualified to do stochastic modeling of fandom and not topological analysis, haha.


2. Can I segue from irrational numbers to pretty boys? You know what? I THINK I CAN.


Oh, JGL. I love you for being mathcurious, and you have excellent taste in irrational numbers ♥

3. In my poll from the other day, eye crinkles beat crooked teeth. Bradley and Tom are really sad about this, jsyk. BUT LET US GIVE THE WINNERS A MOMENT IN THE SPOTLIGHT.

Oh hi Colin. How are you so adorable.


I cannot stay sad about my beloved crooked teeth for long when they have such happy making happyfaces :D


4. The comments of yesterday's post are full of amazing Tom Hardy pics. GO ROLL AROUND. IT IS AWESOME. I decided that of all the options, today I shall post this one, in which Tom looks adorable and snuggly and not at all bitter that more of you are not in love with his delightfully crooked teeth.


HEY GUYS. How are you celebrating pi day? What's your favorite irrational number? AND HOW WILL JOE AND COLIN COMFORT TOM AND BRADLEY IN THE FACE OF THEIR DEFEAT?
cherrybina: (t-hard smile)
1. I will have more to say about yesterday's poll results later, but for right now I would like to note that out of 277 votes, only 17 of you said you'd be writing Merlin fic during the hiatus. THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE D: Especially since everyone agreed that Bradley's hair is in fact the shiniest thing in the world (note: since no one provided photographic evidence to the contrary all NO votes have been declared null and void by me SO THERE.) Where are you, Merlin fic writers?

2. Speaking of the poll, the people have spoken: INCEPTION FANDOM NEEDS MORE FIRST TIME BAREBACKING. You guys. Filthy wet messy sex is in my top five kinks of all time, and I absolutely cannot get enough of it. I love love love that Inception fandom has so much barebacking in general, but first time barebacking is like OFF THE CHARTS LEVELS OF HOT especially when there is a whole emotional significance attached. Because nothing says I love you like Eames coming in Arthur's ass for the first time. WHICH LEADS TO EAMES FINGERING ARTHUR AFTER, ALL DELIGHTED AT HOW MESSY HE IS. WHICH LEADS TO ARTHUR LOVING HOW IT FEELS BECAUSE, WELL, HE IS ARTHUR. WHICH LEADS TO MORE FUCKING. It is a never ending cycle of love and trust and COME EVERYWHERE. AND THEN THEY CUDDLE ♥

3. The other day when I posted about JGL wearing hoodies, there was some discussion of Arthur wearing Eames' hoodies, and [ profile] ilovetakahana even wrote comment fic about it. I failed to say so at the time, but I have such a thing for clothes sharing. FOR REAL. So! Won't you rec me your favorite fics where boys share each other's clothes, please and thank you? Merlin or Inception. And if this fic doesn't exist yet, well. I THINK YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS :D

4. Yesterday I got yelled at because I did not include any pics of JGL in my post. I AM SORRY YOU GUYS THERE IS JUST A LOT OF PRETTY AND IT CANNOT ALL BE CONTAINED IN EVERY ENTRY OR MY LJ MIGHT EXPLODE OR SOMETHING. To make up for this transgression, here is bb dimpleface in a suit (AND NOT A HOODIE.)


Speaking of suits... )

5. Actually, it turns out I need your help again. Let's just say that you knew someone who was very hesitantly maybe sort of thinking about possibly placing a single toe upon the Tom Hardy train, and up until this point, this hypothetical person was not what you would call Tom Hardy's biggest fan. What pics would you use to convince them that that train really is the best party in town without scaring them off? NOTHING TOO RIDICULOUS BECAUSE THEY ARE CLEARLY NOT READY FOR THAT YET. JUST TOM AT HIS MOST ADORABLE. I shall start.


sdlkfjdsl HOW IS HE SO CUTE IDEK. And also this.


Nnnnngh YES.

Changing clocks throws me all off for days. I am protesting this my staying in my pjs all day today. I FEEL THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO VOICE MY DISCONTENT. Hi guys hi ♥

ETA: [ profile] five_of_five is writing photo shoot fic :D

Shine on

Mar. 12th, 2011 10:38 am
cherrybina: (arthur hair)
1. Important business: [ profile] help_japan is organizing a multi-fandom multi-media auction to raise funds to assist Japan after the earthquake and tsunami. The comm has an informational post with links to news about the disaster and list of organizations accepting donations. Every little bit helps ♥

2. I am trying to go back through my posts and tag all of the ones that contain comment fic, art, or other assorted goodies in the comments. THIS IS NOT AN EASY TASK MY FRIENDS. But since you guys are awesome enough to fill the comments with so many amazing things, the least I can do is make them easier for everyone to find. I don't expect to be finished anytime soon because THERE IS SO MUCH OMG and also because I am extremely flaky and easily distracted by shiny things, and therefore am taking frequent breaks for porn and cookies. But I will get there! In the meantime, remember that every day is comment fic day around here :D

3. I have to tell you guys that Inception fandom porn is coming close to making all of my filthy dreams come true, and my dreams are really fucking filthy. Aside from all of the glorious jailbait porn, which is my number one bulletproof kink and which I will NEVER EVER EVER GET SICK OF NO MATTER HOW MUCH IS WRITTEN, there were three fisting fics in the last week. That is amazing. I think Inception fandom might just be capable of giving Arthur everything his ass desires AND THAT IS REALLY SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE HE HAS THE GREEDIEST ASS OF THEM ALL. Basically what I am saying to you is this: never stop writing filthy porn ♥

4. Today I received this anonymous comment about Bradley's hair: His hair isn't even shiny, My hair is way more shinier than his. That's just a bunch of hair products on his hair and I have natural shine. JUST. WHAT.


lkdshdsl GLOWING YOU GUYS, HE IS GLOWING. Bradley's hair is like a beacon of light guiding us all on the path to pretty things. It is a symbol of all that is good and right in this world. It is a light in dark places when all other lights go out... no wait, that's something else. sldkjgdflk MY POINT IS THAT HIS HAIR IS THE SHINIEST FULL STOP. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.

5. There is not enough Tom Hardy in this post.


I love when his tattoos peek out of his shirt like that and I desperately want to imagine licking all over them, but I cannot tear my eyes away from his mouth long enough to think about it properly. JFC WHAT EVEN.

I think it's time for a poll, do you agree? GOOD :D

[Poll #1716954]

I hope your day is lovely :D


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