cherrybina: (inception arthur eames)
Yesterday, [livejournal.com profile] lobelia321 asked me for some recs to get started in Inception, because she's been in the fandom for less than two weeks. YOU GUYS. I got into this fandom about a month after the movie came out and I was completely overwhelmed and just sort of flailed about in a ridiculous fashion capslocking all over the place trying to catch my breath. Which... okay really hasn't changed much in six months. But the point is that I am a total flake, which really you should all know by now, and I have NO IDEA WHERE SOMEONE SHOULD START.

I made this post back in September (which links to an awesome starter kit post by [livejournal.com profile] frantic_allonsy) but it is hopelessly outdated. Though I am amused that my reaction to Tom Hardy hasn't really changed: If you are trying to answer the question, HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL, TOM HARDY? then I am sorry, but I cannot help you. HE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE UNDERSTOOD. HIS COLORS ARE TOO BRIGHT :D

ANYWAY. This is where you come in! Rather than one person trying to gather up all the awesome, we can have lots of people picking a few of their favorite things and linking them here. What are your Inception fandom essentials? Your Arthur/Eames desert island list? The things you would use to try to convince someone that yes, this fandom really is that awesome. The things that make you say THIS. THIS IS WHY I LOVE THESE BOYS ♥

Because frowny faces

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plus antagonism

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plus metaphorical pigtail tugging

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add up to BOYS IN LOVE FOREVER AND EVER ♥


So, let's celebrate that with your favorite fic, art, vids, picspams, etc. ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT IS ESSENTIAL TO MAKING THIS FANDOM WHAT IT IS FOR YOU.
cherrybina: (Default)
1. Oh hey, look who it is.

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HI JGL HI HIIIIII. I'm so excited that we finally have some set pics aside from the artsy shots from the official Looper tumblr that basically show us nothing. Now we actually have things other than tiny snacks to discuss such as OH MY GOD PLEASE CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHAT HE'S WEARING.

YEAH BABY )

Speaking of being spoiled forever and ever, Tom Hardy's hair in This Means War is pretty much all I want in life, because not only is it extremely flattering, it also shows of his perfectly shaped head. Then why oh why am I so attracted to him in this picture?

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Probably it's those eyes and his pornographic mouth and the fact that he's wearing a suit, but even when that's not the case, I still have all sorts of strange and inappropriate reactions to that hair.

What is even going on )

POLL TIME.

[Poll #1711922]

Hey guys! Hope your day is awesome :D
cherrybina: (t-hard smile)
So, I am still kind of teetering right on the edge of Hawaii Five-0, just waiting to jump. Yesterday [livejournal.com profile] hermette joked about sucking me in with first time barebacking, but the thing is, she's totally right. With Inception, there were a lot of things that attracted me to the fandom, but the way it really went down was like this: I read some dirtyhot porn, went to see the movie the very next day, and then this happened. After that, WELL. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT :D Basically what I am saying to you is WHERE IS THE ABSOLUTELY FILTHY DANNY/STEVE PORN MY SHAMELESSLY DEPRAVED SOUL REQUIRES.

Speaking of boys with hearts in their eyes, [livejournal.com profile] lemniciate is hosting a Bradley/Colin comment fest, so click over for fic, picspams and lots of flaily flail about PRETTY BOYS IN LOVE ♥

I could try to come up with a segue to get to Tom Hardy, but the truth is that all things lead to T-Hard in my head. I feel kinda guilty because on anyone else, I'd be complaining about the borderline sleazy facial hair and neckbeard in this pic, but my reaction is pretty much laksjfalgj FUCK I WANT THAT.

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It's terribly unfair, I know, but LOOK AT HIM JFC. Tom Hardy's lips = MADE FOR PORN. Also eyelashes ♥♥♥ I read this interview today, which is from 2003, and I honestly do not even know what he is talking about half the time, but he totally cracks me up: And I was a tortured artist! I had a lot of anger and was into the method! Full of shit! I was a sort of shitbomb mess going, ‘What am I doing?’ AHAHA TOM HARDY IDEK WHAT YOU ARE DOING BUT I REALLY KIND OF LOVE IT. Anyway, Tom Hardy Party has a bunch of old interviews that are worth checking out because awesome things happen when Tom opens his mouth :D

In other news, Arthur wears pants.

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LIFE IS GOOD.

I have approximately 37373950607 things to get done today, including going to the mall. You know, the weekend before Christmas. I HOPE I MAKE IT OUT IN ONE PIECE D:
cherrybina: (jgl mmm)
HEY YOU GUYS. First up, [livejournal.com profile] hermette is hosting Fuck Yeah Friday today YAY (link has v.v. NSFW picture.)

Fuck Yeah Friday


For those of you who are new-ish to my flist, FYF is a comment fic fest inspired by a deliciously filthy picture and open to all fandoms. YES YES IT IS AS AMAZING AS IT SOUNDS. So! Given the recent Merlin spoilers, I think we all need a little happy on this Friday, and by that I mean porn. OBVIOUSLY. I am dying for some Colin/Bradley :D And Inception people, go spam her post with Arthur/Eames in an effort to INCEPT EVERYONE WITH PORN OH YES \o/!

That wraps up the porn part of the post, so now we can move on to the pretty boys. I was rereading the interview with JGL in Details yesterday, and I have decided that for all of his super-smart French-poetry-loving hipster-esque tendencies, the real reason we would get along is because he "appears to hover in a Tasmanian Devil funnel of static electricity." That right there is my kind of boy. I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO GET HOPPED UP ON TRIPLE SHOT LATTES AND BOUNCE AROUND EXCITEDLY WITH HIM. Also, I had to laugh when I got to the part where he said he doesn't think people should see celebrities as being in a higher class of people than everyone else. I would just like to say, for the record, that I think he's right. I don't actually think he's better than anyone else, I just think he is PRETTIER. SO MUCH PRETTIER. Anyway, he is ridiculously hot in that photoshoot, and also very much a grown up. If you were not a fan of the bb JGL picspam, perhaps you will enjoy these pictures instead. OR MAYBE YOU JUST ENJOY ALL OF HIM. AS I DO.

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THAT BOY. SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO DO TO HIM. )

But anyway! It is Friday, and as usual, I am sort of flapping all over the place. Fridays are my craziest days, and I am always just a huge mess trying to get everything done so it can just be the weekend already. TODAY IS NO EXCEPTION. SO BASICALLY I AM GOING TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT BRADLEY/COLIN QUEST AND TRY TO GET 374567008 THINGS DONE AND F5 ALL OVER FYF AND BOUNCE AROUND A LOT AND HOPE THAT I DON'T SPIN MYSELF OUT OF THE ATMOSPHERE AND INTO SOME KIND OF ANTI-GRAVITY VORTEX. WHICH COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN.

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Friday YAY \o/!
cherrybina: (Default)
1. Hopefully you have all been over at the Arthur/Eames FLUFF TROPE FEST OF EPIC PROPORTIONS, rolling around in all of the delightfulness. If not WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO GO. I stayed up way too late last night reading and writing over there, and it was so worth it. I have my latte, so it is all good now :D

You should read all the things, but I must point this one out as it has been discussed. Here and there. A bunch of times. That's right, bbs, EARL IS HERE. [livejournal.com profile] meiface started it here, which I then continued here, and then concluded with the filthy finale here. SO THERE YOU GO INCEPTION FANDOM. I WROTE SHINY GOLD BUTTPLUG AND MATCHING CUFFLINKS PORN. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

2. Some things that I have read over the past few days that have made me happy, all Arthur/Eames:

+ Two Rounds, Wear Me Out by [livejournal.com profile] onewayfreak. This is filthy porn, straight up: barebacking, felching, almost-fisting, dirty-talking Eames, and unapologetically slutty Arthur. WHICH IS MY VERY FAVORITE KIND OF SLUTTY OKAY.

+ Put Your Hands on Me by [livejournal.com profile] meiface. After they sleep together for the first time, Arthur wishes Eames would touch him more in public. This is so delightfully sweet and fluffy that I actually squeaked out loud :D

+ we're the heirs to the glimmering world by [livejournal.com profile] imogenedisease. More fluff in which Arthur and Eames are pretend boyfriends. Have I mentioned how much I love pretending to be dating fic? So cute ♥

3. Speaking of almost-fisting, do you know what Inception is lacking? FISTING. Haha, do you guys enjoy how every single day I complain about how we need more kinky porn? More underage! More spanking! More fisting! I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING. Are there any kinks you wish there were more of? We should compile a list and then FIND PEOPLE TO HARASS INTO WRITING THEM OH YES.

4. [livejournal.com profile] hermette has a post going collecting Bradley/Colin stuff - fic, pics, interviews, etc, so head over to add your own favorites. Or, you know, just roll around in the comments for awhile :D

5. Speaking of Bradley and Colin, I know you have probably all seen this by now, but whatevs, I am posting it anyway because IT IS JUST THAT AWESOME.

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OH, BOYS ♥♥♥

ETA: OKAY THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE A REALLY AWESOME DAY.

DID COLIN ACTUALLY ASK BRADLEY TO BLINDFOLD HIMSELF? )
cherrybina: (Default)
Some Things What I Did Yesterday:

1. Talked to [livejournal.com profile] derryere on the phone for three freaking hours, and still it wasn't enough. IT IS NEVER ENOUGH OKAY. I actually meant to spend more of the conversation harassing her into finishing the Merlin fic she is writing, but I kept getting distracted because there were SO MANY THINGS TO SAY D: Oh, and also? Her inception is coming along quite nicely. It just so happens that I know all of her weaknesses and am shamelessly exploiting each and every one of them :D

2. Read Presque Vu by [livejournal.com profile] rageprufrock. I actually read the first half-ish of this a couple weeks ago when Pru almost broke my gmail by copying and pasting 80-some pages of fic into an email and OH MY GOD. Just. YEAH. Read it.

3. Decided that I do in fact love my new bangs/fringe/shortish hairs that hang down over my forehead. I haven't had bangs since I was about 14, so it was a big shock at first, but it's been two days and I'm definitely happy :D As far as the cut goes, it occurred to me last night that it reminds me of Julie Taylor from Friday Night Lights, though hopefully I do not actually look like a pouty teenager.

4. Wrote some words based on the prompts from yesterday's post. YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING. SERIOUSLY. Also, I forgot just how much I love writing Bradley and Colin being absolutely filthy. So, uh. Porn is coming :D

ANYWAY. That was yesterday. Today I am wearing shoes!

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These are technically dancing shoes, so now I would like Tom Hardy to take me shoe shopping, then take me dancing.

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...what was I saying? I JUST WANT HIM TO TAKE ME OVER ANY AVAILABLE SURFACE PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
cherrybina: (inception arthur eames)
Yesterday [livejournal.com profile] hermette sent me an email asking where she could find an Inception fandom starter kit. I was basically just like, UM...? I've also had a series of comments recently from people saying ASDFGHJK I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE MOVIE AND OMFG WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME?!?!?! Thankfully, [livejournal.com profile] franticsga made a proper Inception starter kit, and it is awesome. You should totally go check her post out, because it is helpful and informative and well organized. This post is none of those things. Instead, it is me randomly linking to a bunch of shit, flailing about in a ridiculous manner, and inserting my nonsensical capslock commentary. SO, YOU KNOW. BUSINESS AS USUAL AROUND HERE.

OKAY. So, you just saw the movie and are feeling all like WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. That is a totally normal reaction! Here is the secret: NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED. But what is even more important, IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY MATTER. I'm not saying that you shouldn't spend some time sorting through all the thinky thoughts you're undoubtedly having, or that you should just forget what happened in the movie and read all the porn instead (though if you want to do this, you have my full support okay.) But if you're hesitating about getting involved in the fandom because the movie made your brain go BOOM, then I am here to tell you that you can still play without getting involved in any of the heavy meta about the plot. If you're into that, there is TONS of stuff out there, including flowcharts and graphs, but you're totally gonna have to talk to people who are smarter than I am to find it :D

MOVING ON. You can see my first reaction to this fandom here, in which it is painfully obvious that I am basically, like, FLAILING ABOUT USELESSLY. It... really hasn't stopped for me.

Watch me incept you all )
cherrybina: (jgl unf)
1. So, Colin Morgan in Parked. Prettiest homeless heroin addict ever, or prettiest homeless heroin addict ever? I will refrain from embedding the trailer, since it appeared on my flist no less than fifteen times last night, and therefore I assume you have all seen it. If you have been living under a rock, you can watch it here. You guys. I don't do sad movies. Like, AT ALL. Seriously, the whole delicate flower thing? NOT A JOKE. It's pathetic, really. If you ever hear my rant about the tragic ending of (500) Days of Summer, you will rightfully laugh in my face. HOW AM I GONNA DEAL WITH THIS MOVIE D:

2. Now that [livejournal.com profile] hermette wrote T-Hard/Bradley/Colin, and I wrote T-Hard/Bradley and T-Hard/JGL/Bradley/Colin, I think there is only one thing left, do you agree? And that of course would be JGL/Colin. WAIT WAIT HERE ME OUT. JGL could take Colin shopping for new clothes! And JGL would be all like, dude, what is with the pants that are two sizes too big, and Colin would just blush and stammer and finally admit that not everyone has a fantastic arse okay. And JGL would just be like, well, I've never actually seen yours. This leads to JGL coaxing Colin out of his pants, which leads to JGL telling Colin that he has a lovely ass, which leads to rimming. OBVIOUSLY.

3. Hallefuckinglujah by [livejournal.com profile] weatherfront. Arthur/Eames, in which Arthur pretends to be a priest for a job, and Eames... well. LIKE EAMES COULD RESIST THAT. Be sure to take note of the warning, but OH MY GOD. What a delicious and dirtywrong way to start the day. NNNGH.

4. Tom Hardy. That's... all I wanted to say, really. I feel like he deserves one spot on every one of my ridiculous lists. How about this: SOMETIMES T-HARD TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF. THIS, MY FRIENDS, IS A VERY GOOD THING INDEED.

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And for all of you who were mad at me for giving him the shoulder victory over Bradley, I just really love his shoulders, even when he is all skinny like that. AND I SWEAR HE GETS PRETTIER TO ME EVERY DAY ♥

5. UM. First I should say that this is entirely [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub's fault, as she mentioned the idea of having an Arthur paper doll to dress up, and then posted this ridiculously awesome J.Crew AU, in which Arthur is a model and Eames is the photographer. Since I linked to Banana Republic sweaters yesterday, I decided to first pretend that there is actually such thing as an Arthur paper doll, and then dress my Arthur paper doll in BR clothes. BECAUSE THAT IS NOT WEIRD AT ALL.

I guess this is sweater porn? )

ETA: Uh, so I wrote a wee snippet of what would happen if Arthur did actually wear those pants, inspired by [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub. IDEK YOU GUYS.
cherrybina: (joe/tom)
1. I spent several hours yesterday spamming [livejournal.com profile] hermette with Inception fic recs (WHICH BEFORE ANYONE GETS MAD AT ME, SHE ASKED FOR, I PROMISE.) This morning, I woke up to an email telling me she's writing fic and I got to read part of it and asdfghj it is amazing. YOU GUYS YOU GUYS THE INCEPTION TOOK \O/

2. I keep meaning to mention this, but then I get all distracted by, like, porn and pretty boys. ARE YOU SURPRISED? YOU SHOULD NOT BE. So, okay. We have discussed how much we like boys in sweaters, yes?

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WE LIKE BOYS IN SWEATERS. For anyone who is interested in finding awesome sweaters to increase the number of well dressed men everywhere, I highly recommend these. The boy has that sweater (or the version from previous seasons, anyway) in a whole rainbow of colors. They are super thin to keep from getting overheated, and because they have some silk in them, they're kind of slippery and lay nicely over a buttondown instead of bunching up weirdly. BR also has sweaters in 100% merino wool, but those are a bit heavier, and don't lay as nicely over a buttondown. The boy will not wear those because he gets too hot, but they're a good choice for wearing with just an undershirt or for actually keeping warm. They also have some lovely stripey shirts, though I highly recommend the slim fit over the classic fit. For one thing, it just looks nicer, and for another, if you're going to layer a sweater over it, you do not need any extra fabric. You could pretty easily recreate Arthur's whole look right there.

3. Speaking of Banana Republic, I dragged the boy there Saturday to try on jeans. It was one of the most enjoyable parts of my entire weekend :D First, I should say that I was wearing pants. SHOCKING, I KNOW. Anyway, they were plaid pants, and he actually had the nerve to make fun of me and tell me I looked like a golfer. I was just like, YEAH YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF MY CLOTHES WHEN YOU LEARN TO DRESS YOURSELF OKAY. Anyway, when I gave him jeans to try on, he accused me of bringing him girl jeans because he thought they were too tight on his ass. I had the (extremely well dressed) sales guy come and tell him they are supposed to fit like that, duh. But the real highlights came when I made a derisive comment about pants with the words "relaxed fit" in the name, and the sales guy was like, "yeah that's code for droopy drawers", and then when he COMPLIMENTED MY PANTS. After he left, the boy was like, YOU ARE SO LEAVING ME FOR HIM, AREN'T YOU.

4. So, Tom Hardy. I LOVE HIM OKAY. Like, a lot. It is getting worse and worse every day, and I just DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF ANYMORE. [livejournal.com profile] meiface has a post here that does an awesome job of explaining just what it is about him that makes me all SDFGHJKNNNGH TOM HARDY. I am working on a T-Hard picspam, but OMG I JUST SORT OF LOSE IT WHEN I LOOK AT HIM TOO MUCH. I don't even know how this happened! At all! It feels slightly dirty and I fucking love it ♥

5. OKAY WE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT TOM HARDY BUT THIS IS A TOTALLY NEW POINT. Looking back at the poll from the other day, Bradley won with just about 70% of the vote, which is not at all surprising to me. The poll is still open so the numbers may fluctuate, but there are almost 150 votes already, so they probably won't change much. My favorite part of the poll, is that while Bradley won overall, the majority think Tom Hardy is better in bed. His biggest victory was in the filthy mouth category, in which he took 83.5% of the vote. OH HELL YES. Now I desperately want JGL/T-Hard in which Tom Hardy has the filthiest mouth ever and JGL loves it. There is lots and lots of dirty talking Eames, but where is dirty talking T-Hard? PLEASE I NEED IT IN MY LIFE. You could use this picture for inspiration, which [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub pointed out to me, and in which T-Hard is all, STEP OFF, BITCHES. Maybe later JGL is all like, wtf was that about? And T-Hard is just like, sorry, I cannot help it, but I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO *INSERT FILTHY FILTHY TALK HERE*

6. Yeah, still Tom Hardy. Do you know what I desperately need? T-Hard icons. PLEASE. SOMEONE HELP ME I WILL DO ANYTHING D:

How are all of you enjoying your Monday?

ETA: ASDFGH YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. [livejournal.com profile] hermette WROTE FILTHY T-HARD/BRADLEY/COLIN PORN \o/!!!
cherrybina: (Default)
1. I feel like I totally missed all the Merlin post-ep squeefests yesterday D: I was late watching it, and then everyone already said everything I was feeling, so I was just kind of like, OH HEY ME TOO. My non-spoliery thoughts: I HAVE MISSED THIS SHOW SO FUCKING MUCH and ASDFGHJ THESE BOYS ♥♥♥ and OMFG IS IT NEXT WEEK YET. I do have Merlin stuff I want to talk about, which will probably come in a post tomorrow \o/

2. I am so embarrassed to admit this, but I just went and got myself a delicious account. I NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. I basically just use everyone else's, but I think the time has finally come to jump on that bandwagon because I cannot keep track of anything anymore. I have lots and lots of work to do, especially when it comes to Merlin fic because OH GOD THERE IS A LOT OF OLD FIC TO BOOKMARK but at least I have finally started. At some point, I might even try to tag some of my own entries for organizational purposes, since I've received a couple PMs recently asking about old entries/picspams I've done. BASICALLY MY JOURNAL IS JUST A HUGE FUCKING MESS OKAY and my tags are useless and I cannot find a thing D: With that ringing endorsement out of the way, hi new people who have friended me in the past few days! I just did an intro post here, so feel free to stop by and say hello if you are so moved :D

3. Fics!

+ Underneath This Heel of Mine by [livejournal.com profile] recrudescence, Arthur/Eames. So, OKAY. I did not even realize I had a kink for Arthur wearing stilettos until I read this. UNF. I should not have been surprised, as it is the same author who wrote this filthy hot first time barebacking and felching fic.

+ Pick up (and Knit) by [livejournal.com profile] pennyplainknits, JGL/T-Hard. I am DYING for more RPF in this fandom, and this is just adorable. Tom knits Joe a scarf, which was partially inspired by this conversation.

ETA: I AM ADDING A REC BECAUSE OMFG.

+ Unusual Kiss by [livejournal.com profile] i_claudia, Bradley/Colin/Alexander Skarsgård. I shall just let her warnings enticements speak for themselves: threesome, barebacking, Colin Morgan’s fingers, size!kink, accent!kink, fisting, double penetration, a bit of D/s, dirty talk, rimming, orgasm denial, really filthy sex. OH HELL YES.

4. Shall we move along to the inappropriate part of this post? I THINK WE SHALL. As I have mentioned, I am currently in the middle of writing a morally dubious fic of moral dubiousness, aka Arthur/Eames teacher/student, in which bb Arthur is 16 (really, you have only yourselves to blame.) ANYWAY. It really does not help my depraved mental state when I come across pictures like this:

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I AM JUST SAYING. Those of you who are still holding onto your decency will be happy to know that he is, in fact, eighteen years old in that picture. OH JGL, BLESS YOUR WEE BABYFACE ♥ But really, it is not as if I haven't already crossed, like, EVERY LINE IN THE BOOK, so this is nothing new. As someone who is much wiser than I am once said, when in doubt, ADD MORE JIZZ ♥ THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM ON THIS BUS TO HELL, BBS. WHO WANTS TO SIT NEXT TO ME?

5. Every year I look forward to fall because it is my favorite season and has my favorite clothes. But every year I also forget how so many awesome clothes = one very broke Bina D: So! I am instituting some rules for this shopping season: No more shirtdresses, coats, or boots because FFS I HAVE ENOUGH*. Okay, maybe just this and this and these. BUT THEN THAT IS IT OKAY.


*This is not actually true. This will never be true. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ENOUGH.
cherrybina: (Default)
So, I’ve never actually done a proper intro post, but there seem to be an awful lot of new people around here (OH HI NEW PEOPLE) so perhaps this is a good time?

Anyway, HI. I AM BINA. I like my porn filthy and my squee in CAPSLOCK. I enjoy finagling my flist into filling out ridiculous polls and writing comment porn to satisfy my every whim. I JUST HAVE A LOT OF WHIMS OKAY. I have the attention span of a toddler and I am easily distracted by shiny things. My default icon is my favorite icon of all time, and was made for me by my beloved [livejournal.com profile] derryere, who is the stroopwafel to my tastykake. You can see the context for it here. Sometimes I write fic, and you can find all of it here. IT IS BASICALLY ALL PORN. JSYK.

Fandom wise, my soul belongs to Merlin, while Inception is tugging relentlessly at my heart right now. My capacity for squee is alarmingly high, and I happen to think there is no reason at all why I can’t have it both ways. JUST YOU WATCH \o/

If you are an Inception person and have no idea what I am going on about with this Merlin business, you should totally click here. And if you are a Merlin person who thinks Inception is the shiny new toy that stole all your friends away, you should totally click here. And if any of you think for one second that I am leaving Merlin fandom, well, first of all, HI HAVE YOU MET ME. I’ve been flailing about this show and these boys for nearly two years now, in a rather ridiculous fashion. It doesn’t matter how pretty the other Arthur is, or that JGL has a fabulous ass (and HE REALLY REALLY DOES OKAY) I'm gonna be here until the wheels come off. YOU COULDN'T GET RID OF ME IF YOU TRIED :D And second of all, just look at this and this and this and this and this. LIKE I COULD GIVE THAT UP SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS.

Speaking of Merlin, I have rather strong feelings about Bradley James’ face. Well okay, all of his parts. Perhaps you have noticed? I’ve mentioned it once or twice, I think. I happen to think his face is the most fantastic of all human faces, and you can see more about how I feel about this v.v. important matter here. And, uh here and here and here and here and here. I WAS NOT KIDDING ABOUT THE STRONG FEELINGS.

As much as I would like to declare that no one loves Bradley as much as I do and therefore someday he will be mine, I’m afraid that is simply not true because I cannot compete with Colin Morgan okay. My feelings about Colin and Bradley's epic love can be found here and here.

Recently, my heart has been snatched up by Inception fandom, thanks in no small part to well dressed men, pretty dimples, JGL's ass, and the complete and utter ridiculousness that is Tom Hardy. You can see more about all of the above here and here and here. Stick around and watch me make, like, 837495 more posts just like that. Some might call it repetitive, but I prefer to think of it as loyalty squee :D

As for me personally, I like triple shot lattes, dresses with polka dots, and pretty new shoes. I answered a lot of top five questions that will tell you more than you've ever wanted to know about me in three separate posts. If you get drunk with me, I will sit you down and explain my super srs bsns thoughts on assfucking, complete with descriptive hand gestures. Well, either that or I’ll knock you on your back and break your tooth in an attempt to make out with you. BUT ONLY IF I REALLY LOVE YOU ♥

Here in my journal, everyone is welcome to jump into any conversation at any time. I PROMISE YOU ARE NOT INTERRUPTING. Like, FOR REAL. You never have to preface you comment with, "sorry if this is creepy but..." Well, I mean unless you are about to tell me about your human head collection or something D: But here you can be as filthy and as random as you like and it will always be okay with me. Say, oh Idk, I posted a bunch of random crap about me, and you decided to reply with comment porn - THAT WOULD BE MORE THAN OKAY WITH ME I AM JUST SAYING. Some of my very best fandom friendships have started when people I didn't know jumped in to declare their love for barebacking, felching, or the importance of lots and lots of lube. But if you’d prefer just to lurk, that’s fine, too!

My journal is too ridiculous to have proper rules, but if it did, they would be:

1. Squee hard
2. Play nice
3. Bonus points for comment porn
4. SUPER EXTRA BONUS POINTS IF THE PORN FEATURES COME EVERYWHERE
5. If you write comment porn that incorporates all of my top five kinks you win A PRIZE. Especially if you also write a sequel ♥♥

I don’t post a lot of meta, but on the rare occasion that I do, it will likely be about jizz. If you are interested, you can read about why I do fandom the way I do fandom here. At the end of the day, I don’t take myself seriously, and I certainly don’t expect anyone else to, either :D

Fandom brings me joy every single day. That I can come here and have so many people flail and capslock with me about porn and pretty boys and every other ridiculous thing that goes on inside my head makes me so fucking grateful you have no idea. YOU GUYS ARE MY PEOPLE ♥♥♥

BUT THAT IS ENOUGH ABOUT ME. New people, old people, in between people, tell me something about you, please and thank you.
cherrybina: (jgl unf)
No, really. I do. HIS NAKED ASS to be more precise. I was blinded by the sheer magnificence of said ass and did not save the pictures of him sprawled all over the bed AND NOW I CANNOT FIND THEM AND I AM JUST REALLY SAD OKAY. So, halp?

In other news, with over a 100 votes tallied, 25.7% 26.9%(!) of the people think Tom Hardy can make man-cunt sexy. Tom Hardy says FUCK YEAH I'M AWESOME.

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Moving on, I am in the mood for porn. I'm blaming Tom Hardy's face. And JGL's ass. ALSO DIMPLES. Who else is in the mood for porn? Come talk to me about dirty things, bbs. Link me to something filthy. WRITE ME COMMENT PORN YES PLEASE.

Happy Tuesday. I love you all ♥♥

ETA: We have comment porn \o/ [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub wrote Arthur/Eames and it is delicious :D

ETA2: FUCK YES [livejournal.com profile] ermynee224 HAS COME THROUGH FOR US.

DAT (NAKED!) ASS. UNF. )

HOLY SHIT.

Aug. 25th, 2010 09:28 am
cherrybina: (inception arthur eames)
So, I know all of you right now are either OMG SHUT UP ABOUT INCEPTION AND PLEASE TALK ABOUT MERLIN AGAIN GOD or DUDE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IT IS ABOUT FUCKING TIME or... Idk, other things, but I am sorry okay. I just have to work through the stages of Inception fandom at my own pace. So far, I have been through Stage 1: ASDFGHJKL;. I am pretty much still stuck there. IN LIMBO.

Basically that entire paragraph was me trying to tell you that this entry is going to make no sense. THIS ENTRY MAKES NO SENSE OKAY.

Let me tell you how bad it is in my head right now. Tuesdays are sale days at Anthropologie. Every Tuesday, they mark down new inventory, and every Tuesday, I look at allllll the pretty things to see if there is anything I absolutely must have. I do this as part of my morning web browsing routine, a routine that also includes daily stalking of my favorite shoes to see if anything has gone on sale*. Yesterday it wasn't until 10:00 at night that I realized that not only had I forgotten to check the Anthropologie sale, but I HAD NOT LOOKED AT A SINGLE PAIR OF SHOES ALL DAY. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

I think that really is how to describe this fandom in a nutshell. It made me forget about shoes for an entire day.

In which I lose my shit a lot, shamelessly objectify a bunch of pretty boys, and make fun of Colin's pants. AGAIN. )
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FANDOM BROKE ME YOU GUYS. I have what I think is mild carpal tunnel syndrome in my right wrist. It's never been diagnosed, and it's never really bothered me more than a minor annoyance, but I spent almost all of yesterday flailing around like a mad flaily thing at the Merlin S3 countdown launch party (which OMG SO MUCH FUN YOU GUYS), losing hours upon hours at [livejournal.com profile] inception_kink, and writing filthy Arthur/Eames porn, and today MY ENTIRE ARM IS TINGLING. Like, all the way up to my shoulder DDD:

ICONS. You guys, I am hopeless with my icons. It doesn't help that I do a lot of LJ reading on my phone, so I see icons posted and say, ooooh, pretty, and then I forget when I get back to my laptop (this also why I am SO FLAKY OMG at commenting /o\) And I love this icon, I love it more than I've ever loved any icon, and the thought of parting with it makes me all twitchy, but IT IS ALL I USE BASICALLY EVER. I have absolutely no plans of getting rid of it, but maybe I should mix things up? And probably I should get some Inception icons. Since I am writing porn and all. What I mean is point me to icons! Merlin icons, Inception icons, pretty icons, etc. I have asked this before, but I am asking again. PLEASE. Who are your favorite icon makers? Pimp your own icons! It's not weird, I promise because THIS IS ME ASKING NICELY :D

SHOES. I ordered a pair of shoes from Asos, which is a UK based website. I absolutely could not resist, as they were from my beloved Miss L Fire, they were 50% off, and shipping was free! From the UK! THAT IS CRAZY AND AWESOME. I thought I read that it was $6, which is really a bargain anyway, but after I went through checkout I realized it was free \o/ Anyway, they aren't here yet, but I am rather ridiculously excited about them because they are delightful, and rest assured, there will be a picture when they arrive :D Also, I have added these to my must have list for fall. The shape of those is perfection.

Here it is a lovely sunny morning, and not even 70 degrees, which is a nice change from the sticky heat. I hope it is nice where you are, and that you are all having a fabulous Monday ♥
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⇒ Early morning wake up call. I've been having some weird issues with my hot water heater over the past few weeks, and today it decided that it had had enough thankyouverymuch and was no longer going to make the water nice and toasty. Of course it made this decision RIGHT AS I GOT INTO THE SHOWER. SERIOUSLY. I had about three seconds of hot water and then BAM. That is certainly one way to wake up. I shrieked and wailed like a giant baby but still managed to wash all my parts, and I gotta say, my hair is looking exceptionally shiny today. Not as shiny as Bradley's, and not so shiny that I'm willing to take a frigid shower every morning, but still.

⇒ Inception. Uh, yeah. So what is going on with this fandom? BECAUSE IT LOOKS KIND OF AWESOME OKAY. Last summer, everyone was flailing all over the place about Star Trek, and I was busy trying to lure people back to Merlin, and by the time I got my act together to realize OMG PRETTY BOYS ON A SPACESHIP I felt like I missed the awesomest of the awesome. I don't want that to happen again! Even though I think of myself as painfully monofannish at heart, the truth is that I am very, very easy and porn and pretty boys will get me every single time, and, well, they're really fucking pretty okay and asdfghj the porn. SO GOOD. So talk to me flist, worth cheating on Merlin and Arthur? BUT ONLY UNTIL THE NEW SEASON STARTS OKAY.

⇒ Voiceposts. They're all the rage. I have already done one that was flocked, because that shit is embarrassing for real, but I'm going to do another one because I still have more questions to answer. I figured what the hell, this one will be unlocked because basically you have already seen me at my most ridiculous, so nothing I say is going to be that much of a shock. Let me know if there is anything you want me to say, and I shall try. Probably though, I will end up distracted by the first question and babble on at length about random shit. AS I DO. Now everyone will know that I say wudder and haaaaarible and beeeeaghd and Murray Christmas. I PROMISE IT IS MORE AWESOME THAN IT SOUNDS.

Happy Saturday, lovelies ♥

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