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Okay, so if you have not yet seen this video of JGL flashing his adorable dimpleface all over the place, you really must do yourself a favor and watch.



And then. AND THEN. Can we please talk about his pants.

I MEAN REALLY )

In case you were wondering, this is my type.

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WHY YES BB DIMPLEFACE I WOULD LIKE TO HIT RECORD THANK YOU FOR ASKING. sdklghds anyway! From a purely physical standpoint, this is my type pretty much exactly. ASSUMING OF COURSE HE IS WEARING THE PANTS PICTURED ABOVE. Seriously, the boy's glasses are almost identical, and he wears a version of that outfit (minus the tie) almost every single day. The reason, of course, is that I buy all his clothes, but that is a conversation for another day :D

So yeah, my type is well-dressed skinny boys with glasses. So why oh why am I so desperately attracted to this?

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The answer is Tom Hardy. THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS TOM HARDY ♥
cherrybina: (t-hard jaw)
1. The first poster for Warrior has been released.

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I saw this on tumblr first thing this morning before I had any coffee yet and slkdjglshgfjs IT WAS ALMOST TOO MUCH. It's probably a good thing it's so tiny, because otherwise I might have keeled over on the spot. I mean, seriously. I can't even get upset about the American accent thing when he's all sweaty and badass and LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT JFC. Even if the movie is terrible, we'll always have this, AND WHAT MORE COULD ANYONE POSSIBLY NEED.

The article, which you can read here, has what is probably the best first line of any article ever: If you took one lesson away from 2010's year in movies I hope it was that Tom Hardy is awesome. FUCK YES.

2. I'm going to assume that everyone has seen the new picture of Bradley since it showed up on my flist at least twenty times yesterday. BUT GUESS WHAT I AM POSTING IT ANYWAY SO THERE :D

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OH BRADLEY. How I have missed the crooked teeth and shiny hair and dorky smile and laskghjsld fingers. I can't wait for filming pics because that means Bradley outside, in the sunshine, where he belongs ♥

3. In yesterday's post, [livejournal.com profile] snottygrrl suggested that perhaps the reason JGL was wearing a hoodie under his jacket was that he needed an extra layer and didn't want to wear a sweater that might muss his hair if he needed to take it off. This is an excellent point, however the solution to this problem is obvious: CARDIGANS. Yes, it can be a difficult look for guys to pull off, but it turns out bb dimpleface can work a cardigan like nobody's business.

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This right here? CASUAL CLOTHING. A not a hoodie or pair of jeans in sight. Also hands nnnnngh.

4. Once again, yesterday's post has all kinds of goodies in the comments:

[livejournal.com profile] ilovetakahana wrote Arthur wearing Eames' hoodie :D

[livejournal.com profile] regicidaldwarf started a HS AU in which Eames gets his tongue pierced \o/

[livejournal.com profile] adelaide_rain also wrote Eames with a tongue piercing!

[livejournal.com profile] sometimesalways posted a boys in hoodies picspam, which is probably NSFW due to nipple licking :D

AWESOME THINGS ARE EVERYWHERE ♥

ETA: [livejournal.com profile] cobweb_diamond is writing fic in which Arthur has a tongue piercing!!
cherrybina: (Inception Eames darling)
skdjghks THIS WEEK YOU GUYS. It's not kicking me around in a painful way the way that last week did, but I have a gazillion things to do because I am a horrible procrastinator, and now must somehow find the time to buy presents, wrap presents, and prepare for houseguests in between all of my normal stuff, and WHY DO I ALWAYS WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE FML FML D:

But! I could not resist sharing some pretty with you since I find it very motivating :D

Colin Morgan how are you so adorable.

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I do love him with a little stubble, and that lighting is doing him lots of favors NNNNGH. [livejournal.com profile] gealach_ros has an interview with Colin plus some caps here, and a picspam here. SO MUCH PRETTY ♥

ALSO. I was talking about this with someone the other day. I think it was [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub? PROBABLY IT WAS SINCE BASICALLY ALL OF OUR CONVERSATIONS ARE ABOUT PORN. Anyway, I really want a fic where Arthur finds a bunch of old pics of Eames where he's camwhoring all over the place in a ridiculous fashion. At first Arthur is appalled, but then he's horrified to discover that he's a little bit aroused. Eventually he gives in and wanks to them, even though he's totally disgusted with himself, because, well. LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING ARMS JFC.

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Of course Eames discovers this at some point and is just like AHAHAHA OH, ARTHUR ♥ AND THEN PORN HAPPENS. Does that fic exist? I FEEL LIKE IT SHOULD ALREADY EXIST. AND IF NOT WELL THEN WHO IS WRITING IT??

Okay okay must go try to get all of the things done. HAPPY MONDAY :D
cherrybina: (Bradley and Colin BFI)
Okay, so first things first: MY JOURNAL IS AN EXTREMELY RIDICULOUS PLACE. No, really. Everyone is always welcome to jump in on any thread at any time, and it is never ever interrupting. You do not have to apologize for adding to the flaily madness, nor do you have to apologize if you decide to randomly spam me with links, pictures, porn, etc. Seriously. It doesn't even matter if it has anything to do with the post itself. I've gotten some comments lately along the lines of, "I'm sorry for randomly writing you this comment porn," or, "I'm sorry for posting this hot pic of JGL in your journal," and just. YOU GUYS. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. MY JOURNAL IS BASICALLY ONE GIANT NON SEQUITUR FOR REALSIES AND PORN AND PRETTY BOYS ARE ALWAYS ALWAYS WELCOME.

Twitter! So, I am sort of wary of Twitter because I feel like it's a slippery slope for me. One minute I'll be tweeting about deep and meaningful things (HAHA WHAT. IT COULD HAPPEN.) and the next it is all, I JUST SHIFTED ONE INCH TO THE LEFT IN MY CHAIR AND PUSHED MY GLASSES BACK UP MY NOSE. And really, people do not need to read every single thought that goes on in my head, you know? But anyway, you can find me here. Also, if your Twitter name has nothing to do with your LJ name, let me know who you are, or else I will just be v.v. confused WHICH HAPPENS A LOT OKAY.

Moving along, [livejournal.com profile] bookshop is hosting a second round of the Arthur/Eames fluff meme! I haven't had a chance to read or write anything yet, but that is at the top of today's agenda. THANK YOU AJA FOR BEING SO DEDICATED TO BRINGING MORE FLUFF TO THE FANDOM BECAUSE IT IS MY VERY FAVORITE THING OKAY. Well, after porn, that is. Really, I just want to combine them both forever. Fluffy filth. FLILTH ♥

Aaaand finally, it seems like Bradley/Colin fic has really slowed down recently. I've had this conversation with several people over the past few weeks, but I still do not understand why. Between the fact that a lot of people are frustrated and disappointed with the Arthur/Gwen development on the show, and the continued ridiculous antics of Bradley and Colin every week in the quests, it seems like we have the perfect recipe for AN EXPLOSION OF FIC. And yet. What is going on, you guys?

JUST LOOK AT THEM OKAY. SO. MUCH. LOVE.

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Is everyone having a lovely Thursday?
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Aw, you guys. The comments on the jailbait JGL picspam have warmed my shamelessly perverted heart. I am delighted to know that so many of you understand me to the very depths of my morally depraved soul. LOOK AROUND, BBS. WE ARE IN GOOD COMPANY ON OUR BUS TO HELL ♥♥♥ Also! If only I had known that so many lurkers would come out to say hello for bb JGL, I'd have done it long ago. HI LURKERS HIIII :D OH OH ALSO. I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY FOR THE RECORD THAT IF MY PICSPAM HELPS START AN EXPLOSION OF JAILBAIT ARTHUR FICS I WOULD CRY A THOUSAND FILTHY TEARS OF HAPPINESS OKAY.

A couple of you mentioned a corresponding picspam of bb T-Hard, but alas, there just aren't as many pics of his wee self all over the internet. Plus, I think he was, well, HIGH AND/OR DRUNK a lot of the time back then, so many of the pics are pretty sketchy anyway. But what we lack in bb pics, we make up for with him being a hotass all over the place.

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Plus, he really does make a ridiculously attractive grown up.

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ALSO ALSO. Does everyone remember this poll? I asked what kind of fic people wanted to see more of, and in Inception, the clear winner was rimming. Well, then we had the rimming meme, and it was over a thousand comments of awesome, so YAY. On the Merlin side, there wasn't such a clear winner, and with over 200 votes cast, forced bed sharing and Arthur finds out are neck and neck for first place. YOU GUYS. FORCED BED SHARING IS MY NUMBER ONE FAVORITE TROPE OF ALL TIME. I LOVE IT EVEN MORE THAN I LOVE FAKE BOYFRIENDS/PRETENDING TO BE MARRIED. I need more of this in my life okay. It works so well in Merlin fic, too. Merlin and Arthur are traveling and they stop at an inn, but oh no, there is only one bed! Or, they go visit some other kingdom and Merlin has to stay in Arthur's guest room, whatever will they do! Do we need, like, a trope fest or something? I THINK MAYBE WE DO.

Are you guys still reading? Have you been distracted by the pretty? STAY WITH ME BECAUSE I HAVE A MEME OKAY.

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic, and I had to write you one story, what would you request? Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

BEING CHAINED UP IN THE ATTIC SOUNDS KIND OF KINKY TO ME I AM JUST SAYING.
cherrybina: (jgl tux)
1. SDLKGHSL MERLIN HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR A FOURTH SERIES! I know you all partied your little hearts out about this yesterday, but I was still kind of flopping around like a limp noodle with a hangover, so I AM PARTYING NOW OKAY PLEASE COME JOIN ME IF YOU LIKE \O/!!! I am so not ready to say goodbye to this show, and more importantly, the fandom, so I am THRILLED to know that I'll have another year of these ridiculous boys in my life.

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Soon, Bradley. SOON YOU CAN PUBLICLY DECLARE YOUR LOVE FOR COLIN AND WE WILL ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN THE HEARTS IN YOUR EYEBALLS FOR YEARS NOW ♥_______♥

OH, BOYS )

2. Yesterday, [livejournal.com profile] leupagus held me hostage in her apartment and refused to let me leave until I watched some of Hawaii Five-0. And HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS. I'm not sure you can actually call that subtext when they are basically three seconds away from making out. Seriously, I was just like WAIT WHAT. DID THAT ACTUALLY JUST HAPPEN? I... think I need to go watch this show now.

3. Tom Hardy/Chris Pine. OKAY OKAY OKAY. So the pictures came out a couple days ago, and yeah, that is a lot of pretty right there in one place. First, I should say that I find Chris Pine extremely attractive. As in, fuck yeah I'd hit it hard. But you guys. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON WITH HIS HAIR IDEK.

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Pretty pretty )

4. I know I have been promising you the Jailbait JGL picspam, but it is not ready because OH MY GOD THERE ARE A LOT OF PICTURES OF HIM LOOKING LIKE AN UNDERAGE RENTBOY JFC. To hold you over, here is a photo of him straddling a metal pole-thingy in which you can see his lovely fingers, and in which he is giving his very best PLEASE COME AND FUCK ME face. For the record, I love that face ♥ ALSO FOR THE RECORD I WOULD TOTALLY FUCK HIM. WHICH I AM PRETTY SURE I ALREADY SAID. A BUNCH OF TIMES.

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Because one is not enough )
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In yesterday's poll, fifteen of you said that mathematicians aren't sexy, and ten of you said there is no such thing as a hot mathematician. YOU GUYS.

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But you know what? It doesn't matter anymore, because I think I have finally found my path in life. STARTING TOMORROW HERE IS MY NEW JOB OKAY.

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I have always wanted to do really important work )
cherrybina: (t-hard smile)
Okay, so TOM HARDY. He is so ridiculous I cannot even deal with him. I really did try to understand him, but like so many of you all I can come up with is TOM HARDY, HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL? But you guys. I have finally figured it out. TOM HARDY DOESN'T EXIST. And like the good mathematician that I am, I can prove it :D

So, you guys know what impossible objects are, yes? They are basically optical illusions that cannot exist in three-dimensional space. Perhaps you are familiar with the Penrose stairs? I have decided that Tom Hardy is an impossible human. His ridiculousness simply cannot fit within the confines of our three-dimensional world.

The illusion becomes apparent when we look at some pictures.

The human equivalent of the Penrose stairs )
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1. OKAY. So you guys know how much I want more rimming all the time. You know because I talk about it, like, EVERY DAY. But do you know what is really lacking in Inception fandom? SPANKING. This, my friends, is a tragedy. Did you know that of 15 Arthur/Eames spanking prompts on the kink meme, only two are tagged as filled? One is [livejournal.com profile] platina's amazing art, which I linked to before because OMFG ARTHUR IS WEARING HIS SOCKS ♥ The other is actually mis-tagged and has not been filled at all. HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE THAT THERE IS NO SPANKING FIC. They both have delightful bums that deserve to have much love bestowed upon them, and by that I mean, getting bent over someone's knee and spanked until they come. OBVIOUSLY. Here are the unfilled spanking prompts. Please, you guys. I am DESPERATE.

2.

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Do you guys know why JGL is pouting? DO YOU? It is because there are watermarks on this picture. I am making the very same face :(( But seriously, where are the rest of the pics from this shoot? This is not enough. I NEED EVERY SINGLE SHOT OF THAT BOY LOUNGING ALL OVER THE STEPS IN A FUCKING SUIT OKAY.

3. JGL/T-Hard. Colin and Bradley have seriously ruined me for the RPF side of fandom forever, with their ridiculous antics and all eyefucking all the time, but JGL and T-Hard can be pretty adorable.

JGL and T-Hard: A Love Story )

4. It is October. Who remembers what happened at the end of last October? If you said BRADLEY LET SOME KIND OF HAIRY MONSTROSITY GROW UPON HIS FACE you would be correct. In the lowest blow of all, the first appearance of that facial hair travesty was coupled with an Abercrombie shirt. I cannot go through this again, you guys. I CANNOT DO IT OKAY. I have not yet forgotten the pain and trauma of Beardwatch 2009. Some wounds never fully heal D:

A brief reminder of why it is imperative for Bradley to stay clean shaven at all times )
cherrybina: (jgl mmm)
1. I have mentioned before that [livejournal.com profile] skellerbvvt writing random comment porn for me is one of MY VERY FAVORITE THINGS EVER. I HAVE MENTIONED THIS A BUNCH OF TIMES OKAY. Well, guess what? She wrote Arthur/Eames, and it is filthy and delightful and has so many things I love because she is shamelessly exploiting my kinks and it is basically an ode to Arthur's magnificent ass and IT IS EIGHT COMMENTS LONG AND I NEVER WANT HER TO STOP. So go check it out \o/

2. Ticky boxes v. radio buttons. I know you guys hate the radio buttons. I KNOW BECAUSE YOU TELL ME EVERY TIME I POST A RIDICULOUS POLL. But I cannot give you all ticky boxes all the time, because then you will just tick all the boxes, and then my extremely intellectually stimulating questions will be meaningless, and I'll cry a little, and it will all be v.v. tragic. I promise I will give you some ticky boxes every time, okay? :D

3. Speaking of polls, the votes from yesterday are in, and the biggest fashion tragedy of them all, was the pleated, slouchy, cropped, flower-print, I-don't-know-what-the-fuck pants (though I am kind of sad that more of you do not share my deep and abiding hatred for Abercrombie logo t-shirts.) If any of you are interested, you can actually buy the pants at Anthropologie. They originally retailed for $148, and now can be yours for a mere $39.95, which is about 75% off. All sizes still available. IMAGINE THAT.

4. Speaking of fashion tragedies, I came across this clip of wee bb JGL wearing some truly hideous pleated front relaxed fit pants, and a GIANT PLAID SHIRT that looks big enough for two wee bb JGLs.



AHAHA, OH JGL. You sure did grow up nice, and now you wear pants like nobody else AND I AM VERY GRATEFUL.

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5. Also related to yesterday's poll, after looking at some of the clips again, I am pretty sure that Eames is wearing his own suit in the beginning of the first dream level when they're doing the taxi shoot-out thing. It's the one with the horrible tie, which you can see in the pic above. Then later, when he changes back to himself, he is apparently still wearing Browning's suit? You can see it during the dream a little bigger scene. But, you guys. WHY IS HE STILL WEARING BROWNING'S SUIT? His clothes immediately change back to his own when he changes back to himself in the hotel level, though what I wouldn't give to see Tom Hardy in a tight black mini-dress and heels. But the suit! It doesn't make any sense! Maybe Eames was just distracted because Arthur is extremely tense and frowny, and he can't very well do his normal comforting boyfriend thing which is give Arthur a blowjob, so he isn't focusing and just, like, forgets to un-forge his clothes? WHY DOES THIS MAKE NO SENSE. AND WHY OF ALL THE THINGS IN THE MOVIE THAT MAKE NO SENSE IS THIS THE ONLY ONE I AM HUNG UP ON.


I am going to be pretty busy for the next couple of days and so I might not be around as much to spam you all with capslocky nonsense and pictures of pretty, pretty boys, but I trust you will all carry on with out me, and post many many things that I will never ever have any hopes of catching up on D: BUT YES. GO SQUEE AND FLAIL AND BE AWESOME AND I WILL BE BACK SOON ♥
cherrybina: (inception arthur eames)
Title: The Tunnel of Love
Author: [livejournal.com profile] cherrybina
Pairing Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~2,000
Summary: Arthur and Eames go on what is definitely not a date, and end up trapped in a love tunnel ride with little pink disco lights flashing all over the place.

Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] bookshop, who wanted this very ridiculous scenario :D

The Tunnel of Love )
cherrybina: (jgl lounging)
[livejournal.com profile] pennyplainknits has recorded my totally ridiculous JGL/T-Hard ficlet Pretty Feet as podfic which you can find here. Go check it out and tell her how amazing she is ♥♥♥

Speaking of which, why is there not more RPF in this fandom? WHY? YOU GUYS. T-Hard and JGL may not have the epic history of eyefucking and suggestive touching that Bradley and Colin have, but the idea of them together is SO AMAZING THAT I CAN HARDLY STAND IT. Think about it: one pretentious little hipster + the complete and utter ridiculousness that is Tom Hardy = SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING AWESOME. The possibilities are endless.

For example: T-Hard tries to explain to JGL that taking douchey MySpace pics is a legitimate form of artisitc expression, and this leads to JGL taking a series of pics of himself and texting them to T-Hard.

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At first Tom is all annoyed because he doesn't think Joe is putting his whole heart into it, and he goes on this epic rant about how Joe always does things in his ironic hipster way and until he lets go of that, he will never reach the second level or irony that is necessary for understanding the true art that goes into being precisely that kind of obnoxious. But then the pics get sluttier and sluttier and Tom forgets all about art when Joe's delightful ass is right there on the screen. NATURALLY THIS LEADS TO FUCKING. Yes? YES??

In other news, do you guys remember this poll? I thought about that discussion today when I innocently browsing for coats at Anthropologie, came across this one, and all of the sudden found myself thinking about assfucking. WHICH OKAY HAPPENS A LOT AT RANDOM INTERVALS THROUGHOUT THE DAY BUT STILL.

Hello, lovelies. What are you up to this evening? I'm thinking it is time for wine and cookies. Who's with me?
cherrybina: (Default)
1. Last night, I was tag team incepted by [livejournal.com profile] meiface and [livejournal.com profile] weatherfront to write the JGL/T-Hard/Earl threesome that I've been talking about. Which, I was already planning anyway, and even have it started, but now it seems to have moved up on the list? But in what was possibly the best part of the entire night for me is when [livejournal.com profile] weatherfront suggested a fic in which Earl is Arthur's totem. YOU GUYS. I CANNOT EVEN.

Eames: Are we dreaming? I think we're dreaming.
Arthur: Check your totem.
Eames: Oh, but it's much more enjoyable for both of us when you're the one to do it.
Arthur: Where's the lube?
Eames: Right here in my pocket. You know I never go anywhere without it, darling. Would you like a hand with that?

2. I think I have figured out the real reason JGL and I will never work out in real life. No, it's not because I'd be forever rolling my eyes at his whole pretentious hipster thing, because I think I could learn to live with it in exchange for his pretty face. And no, it's not because I am secretly a little afraid he dresses better than I do, because I like the idea of a man who would keep me on my toes, plus I would have a blast color coordinating my shoes to his ties. And no, it's not because I'd be the same height as him in four-inch heels, because I'm really okay with that, and I do own some three-inch heels. The real reason is that I don't think we could ever work past the fact that I have a non-ironic love for Lady Gaga. I'd be all like, "I'm sorry, why are we doubting her artistic integrity? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION OKAY." Alas, our love was not meant to be. So that means it will be all dirty sex all the time, which I am really okay with. I MEAN HELLO. EVEN HIS NIPPLES ARE PRETTY.

3. Speaking of boys I'd like to sleep with, after the Tom Hardy/Bradley James showdown, someone said the reason T-Hard won all the sex questions was because he probably has more sexual experience than Bradley and Colin combined, which... yeah. I can certainly believe that. I mean in all fairness, he has almost ten years on Colin and six or so on Bradley, plus I get the impression that he's significantly sluttier than either one of them. AND I AM SORRY BUT I HAVE A HUGE HUGE WEAKNESS FOR DIRTY TALKING SLUTS. Why does he give off such a I-am-awesome-in-bed-vibe? WHATEVER IT IS IT'S FUCKING HOT.

4. And still more boys I want to have sex with: BRADLEY FUCKING JAMES YOU GUYS.

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Oh my dear sweet baby Jesus, look at the way that boy glows. HIS HAIR. I JUST. You guys know how I feel about the hair. Though, why is it so short? IT NEEDS TO BE LONGER, SO IT CURLS JUST SO OVER HIS EARS AND NECK.

How is he so pretty someone tell me )
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Okay, so I posted the other day about how in Bradley's absence, there was another pretty British boy with crooked teeth and the tendency to be ridiculous who was threatening to steal my heart away. I CAN BE LOYAL OKAY BUT IT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME WITH NO BRADLEY AND I AM ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL.

Well, it turns out the similarities between Bradley James and Tom Hardy are even greater than I first realized, so I decided to look at all the evidence and make the very best choice once and for all.

There's one Facebook pic in there, so don't click if that's not your thing.

Which pretty boy comes out on top? )

Considering my flist is pretty heavily weighted on the Merlin side, I already know how this is going to come out, but I'm doing it anyway. For SCIENCE.

[Poll #1616414]
cherrybina: (jgl adorb)
OKAY. So a couple people have mentioned that they're getting their Inception recs from me, and YOU SHOULD NOT DO THAT FOR REAL. I am seriously the flakiest person in the world, and if you're depending on me, you're missing a lot of awesome stuff. So! Here are a couple of recs for recs:

+ [livejournal.com profile] bookshop's delicious was my lifesaver when I first got into the fandom and had no idea where to begin.

+ [livejournal.com profile] nicolasechs just posted a rec list that looks awesome. I am still working through it myself, and I've already found several things I haven't seen yet.

And a couple awesome things I just must share:

+ Really amazing art by [livejournal.com profile] platina (NSFW art in link.) I love them all, but the spanking, UNF. Spanking is in my top five bulletproof kinks, and I am sort of desperate for Arthur/Eames spanking fic. I've read some Cobb/Arthur spanking, but I haven't found any Arthur/Eames. SO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY LINK ME IF YOU HAVE READ SOME. Also, um. So it appears that in the absence of finding any to read, I am writing it myself? Just look at that picture, you guys. ARTHUR IS STILL WEARING HIS SOCKS ♥

+ Dream a Little Dream of Me by [livejournal.com profile] meiface, based on the JGL/Zooey Deschanel dancing video. YOU GUYS. This is just so lovely. And there is dancing

SPEAKING OF THAT VIDEO. A couple people on my flist have been saying that JGL seems kind of small, and I am obviously not talking about in his pants. Okay yes, he is not a big muscley dude, but he is not that small! You get a good sense of his size compared to Zooey Deschanel in the video, and if 500 Days of Summer is to be believed, she's 5'5". Now, she is wearing heels, which in my expert opinion are about three inches (also SO CUTE OMG), and he is still taller than she is. And he clearly has no issues spinning her around and lifting her up and stuff. Okay, so I've probably got a couple pounds on her, BUT STILL. I BELIEVE THAT HE IS BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD ME DOWN AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS ANYWAY.

Also speaking of that video, who has the gif of JGL when he's on the desk doing that little hopping clapping thing of utter adorableness? I NEED IT IN MY LIFE OKAY. ETA: Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] xskintandminted!

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And finally, I would like to talk about underwear. Since nearly every fic I write involves people taking their pants off, I have to figure out who wears what kind of underwear. I've actually spent a ridiculous amount of time thinking about this, and have really strong opinions on different characters. Arthur and Eames are still so new to me, and I really need to know what's under their pants so I can better get them out of them :D

Note: the Arthur in the poll is Arthur-from-Inception, not Arthur-Prince-of-Camelot.

[Poll #1613591]

ETA: HAHA YES I SPELLED KNICKERS WRONG IN THE POLL. EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT FAIL I MAKE A TYPO IN THE POLL AND THEN CANNOT CHANGE IT. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW.
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1. [livejournal.com profile] franticsga wrote Merlin/Arthur fic and you should go read it because it is awesome. She has tried to blame this on me somehow, which, OKAY. Here is something that you should all know: you can blame me all you want, but when the end result is a ridiculously adorable fic in which boys wear suits and then come all over each other, I AM NOT GOING TO BE SORRY. I AM NEVER GOING TO BE SORRY.

2. Speaking of boys in suits coming all over each other (that is like, THE DEFINING SEGUE OF MY JOURNAL, I THINK) yesterday I mentioned JGL's dimples, and how I very much wanted dimple porn, and I just want to thank [livejournal.com profile] syllic and [livejournal.com profile] nicolasechs for taking that conversation exactly where I wanted it to go and discussing the logistics of Eames coming all over Arthur's face and then licking it out of his dimples. THAT WAS WHAT I MEANT BY DIMPLE PORN. I feel like this could be complicated, because Arthur is not really all that smiley, right? And without the smile, there aren't any dimples.

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So think about it - Eames has to somehow get him to smile, while also getting off at the same time. And the closer he gets to coming, the harder it is for him to focus on making Arthur smile. DO YOU SEE HOW THIS MIGHT BE DIFFICULT? But really, if there is anyone who can do it, it's Eames, am I right?

3. Speaking of Arthur not smiling, Merlin S3 promo pics \o/

Non-spoilery photos )

4. Speaking of fic, I AM SUCH A MESS RIGHT NOW OMG. In addition to 32847550606 Merlin WIPs, I am writing this ridiculously filthy Arthur/Eames fic which can be summarized thusly: ARTHUR IS BENDY. EAMES APPROVES. I'm also writing this painfully fluffy Arthur/Eames thing in which there is cuddling and hand holding and NO ONE TOUCHES ANYONE ELSE'S PEEN. IDEK.

So what do you guys think? Am I really that good at seamlessly moving from one point to the next, or is my journal just a never ending cycle of porn and fic and pretty boys and porn and fic and... OKAY YEAH I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY IT.

Promo pics from Merlin's Keep
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August is more than half over, and that means that fall is just around the corner. Fall means back-to-school and pumpkin muffins and crunchy leaves and crisp mornings and THE PRETTIEST SHOES OF ALL TIME. It's kind of sad how excited I get about shoes in general, and this time of year it's even worse since there are so many that make me all asdfghj.

One brand that I love is Miss L Fire. It's a London based brand, and they can be hard to find here in the US, but I do what I can to dig them up wherever I can find them. I may have even gone so far as to enlist the help of my lovely English friends on my never ending quest to get them on my feet.

Anyway, I have been eagerly awaiting the release of the fall line, and while it is not up on their website yet (which is kind of weird, I guess) I found all of the shoes on their Facebook page.

There are no pretty boys here but there is lots and lots of shoe porn oh yes. )
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So, since everyone is doing the who do I write like meme, I had to give it a try. Apparently I write like Chuck Palahniuk. No, like really a lot. That's what I got for almost every single fic. Maybe it's because of my blatant abuse of the words cock and fuck? But even Directional Convergence, which is the most innocent fic I've ever written, and involves a fully clothed makeout session between virginal teenaged Arthur and Merlin, came back with Palahniuk. OKAY THEN.

But what I found the most hilarious is that when I plugged in In Pursuit of Perfection, which is nothing but filthy porn, really, I got Mark Twain. JUST WHAT EXACTLY DID TOM AND HUCK DO WITH EACH OTHER IN THEIR SPARE TIME?

ANYWAY. I have been sort of offline-ish for the past few days due to some rl craziness, but now I am back YAY. What has everyone been up to? WHAT HAVE I MISSED? I saw Colin the fuzzy bunny (and btw, how much do I love that the overwhelming reaction on my flist was 'WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS PICTURE BIGGER??' A LOT. THAT'S HOW MUCH.) What else did I miss? TELL ME THINGS. I am in the mood for porn. WHO ELSE IS IN THE MOOD FOR PORN? Any links, my lovelies? Or, you know, WRITE ME COMMENT PORN if you are in such a mood. Just throwing that out there :D

P.S. I BOUGHT A NEW CAR. Okay so it is not really new, but it is NEW TO ME. ALSO: SHINY \O/

ETA: ASDFGHJ. NEW PICS. OH GOD. BRADLEY FUCKING JAMES. I CANNOT EVEN.

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Okay, all together now: BUT WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS PICTURE BIGGER???

Pics from here via [livejournal.com profile] gealach_ros

ETA2: And now we have comment porn by [livejournal.com profile] bentley \o/!!
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So, I woke up this morning and my iPhone just randomly decided to STOP CHARGING. As in, I plug it into the charger and nothing happens. WTF WTF.

BUT! Today is going to be a good day, no matter how much my phone tries to hurt me (AND IT HURTS A LOT I REALLY LOVE THAT THING OKAY.) I had hoped to have some porn for you guys today, but... well, I DON'T. I'M SORRY I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I can make it up to you with shoe porn?

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YOU GUYS. It's like having dessert right on my feet. Every time I want to weep over my phone, I just look down and get all smiley again. I am easily distracted by shiny things, okay? DO NOT JUDGE.

And when all else fails, there is always Bradley James in a bathrobe.

OH BOYS )

How are you, my lovelies?


Bradley/Colin pic from here
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THINGS WHAT I LOVE TODAY:

1. Triple shot nonfat lattes. You guys, I am trying so hard to give them up because it is utterly ridiculous to spend $5 a day on a freaking BEVERAGE, but they TASTE SO GOOD OMG.

2. NEW SHOOZ!

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(You do not need to adjust your monitor. MY LEGS ARE IN FACT THAT PASTY.)

3. Skirts with pockets. For, you know, STUFF.

4. Porn so hot it makes my teeth hurt. Unfortunately, I cannot link you at this time, but do not worry for soon you shall have it, bbs. SOON YOUR TEETH WILL ACHE AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.

5.
The Great Merlin Wet Fest


Because - well, do I really need to tell you why? FILTHY PORN NEEDS NO EXPLANATION.

How are you, my lovelies? TELL ME AWESOME THINGS YES PLEASE.

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