JUST. You guys
. IDEK what to say anymore. THEY HAVE A CHOREOGRAPHED ROUTINE
TO A CHEESY 80s SONG. Between the S&M episode and the roadtrip special, I was a flaily mess. SHOCKING. I could not possibly love those two any more than I already do. And Bradley? YOUR GAY IS SHOWING. FOR REAL. If you have not seen the clip from the S&M episode, WATCH IT RIGHT NOW.
I have watched it several times, and I still cannot stop squealing out loud for real.
Okay, so roadtrip. I am starting to understand how it's possible to go on a three day roadtrip* through a country smaller than New Jersey. How does it take 5 hours to drive 150 miles? I can get from here to Pittsburgh in 5 hours and that's 300 miles away. I know, I know - it's because Wales has all of these charming, curvy roads instead of the hideously ugly but highly efficient Pennsylvania Turnpike, but I'm gonna go with the theory that has the boys pulling over for frequent makeout breaks. Or, you know, maybe Colin had his hand resting on Bradley's thigh and he kept inching it higher and higher, his fingers running over the inseam. Bradley let him at first but then he started slapping Colin's hand away because it was creating UNSAFE DRIVING CONDITIONS. But Colin just kept at it, leaning over the seat to whisper all sorts of filthy things in Bradley's ear until Bradley had no choice but to pull over at a scenic lookout, where neither one of them saw anything except the backseat of the tiny car. OR SOMETHING, IDK.
Non-spoilery episode reaction to 2x10: BRADLEY JAMES MAKES THE BEST FACES OF ANY HUMAN EVER THE END.
In other news, on Thanksgiving I was talking to a couple family members when someone made a joke about a flux capacitor. My little cousin was like, "oh, I know what that is! It's from a Jonas Brothers song." I JUST WANT TO SAY FOR THE RECORD THAT IF ANY OF YOU THINK A FLUX CAPACITOR IS FROM A JONAS BROTHERS SONG I'M SORRY BUT WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE.
*DEAR BRADLEY, COME TO PHILADELPHIA. WE CAN DRIVE FROM HERE TO FLORIDA, GET YOU A NEW SHIRT, THEN BACK AGAIN. YOU CAN BRING COLIN AND I WILL DRIVE SO YOU TWO CAN CLIMB IN THE BACKSEAT TOGETHER. TWO THOUSAND MILES IN THREE DAYS. NOW THAT'S A ROADTRIP.