cherrybina: (t-hard smile)
Today's post is brought to you courtesy of the 34495065786 tears I shed while wrestling Photobucket into submission. And for the record, I am not very good at wrestling, okay. Do you know what this means? I NEED CALMING ENERGY. Or, you know, pretty boys.


YES YES THAT IS MUCH BETTER. He is so lovely that I cannot even get a wee bit upset about the hoodie and the neckbeard and the questionable scarf choice. At least this way I don't have to worry about getting intimidated if he's dressed better than I am.

Other things that I find soothing: the never ending hilarity of Google Analytics keyword searches. I will never understand how google actually decides to send people to my journal some of the time, but it always makes me laugh. Sometimes they seem completely random (French man with purple scarf), sometimes they are not so random at all (I want to lick his ass), sometimes I cringe for the poor innocent people who took a wrong turn on the interwebs and ended up here (pi day activities 5th grade), sometimes they just leave me in a fit of helpless giggles (Colin Morgan should play an elf), and sometimes I am just like WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN (rimming and evil prostate treatment.) And sometimes, like in the days after I post nonsensical flail about Tom Hardy flashing his junk all over the place, the internet goes and delights me all the way to my toes.

See for yourself )

Speaking of Tom Hardy and all of his lovely parts, I'm pretty sure he could have had Photobucket pinned and begging in about three seconds flat. OR, YOU KNOW, ME.


And while his back does so many amazing things for the endless porn theater happening inside my head, I like him from the front even better.



*Another keyword search. Idk what it means, but I find that imagining Tom Hardy whispering that in my ear makes me forget all about the pain inflicted by Photobucket. GO ON TRY IT. I PROMISE IT IS AWESOME :D
cherrybina: (Inception Arthur close up)
I'm pretty sure that my major contribution to Inception fandom is coming up with ridiculous scenarios that I never actually write and then trying to find people to pester into writing them for me. SUCH AS THE TIME ARTHUR AND EAMES FIGHT OVER WHO HAS THE BETTER ASS. I AM NOT CLEAR WHETHER THE WINNER IS THE ONE WITH THE PERKIER BOTTOM OR THE ONE WHO GETS TO CLAIM SAID BOTTOM AS THEIR PRIZE.

Eames: Darling, your arse is like a ripe juicy peach, and your trousers are obscene. Let me eat you out, you know I'll make it so good for you.
Arthur: Nice try, Eames, but that's not gonna work on me this time. Besides, have you looked at yourself from behind recently? Just because you insist on wearing pants that are two sizes too big doesn't mean I don't know what's hiding underneath. Now bend over.


Things What I Did Today:

1. Boring shit that no one cares about
3. Made cookies
4. Rewatched the 15 minutes of Mysterious Skin that don't make me want to throw up, because even though that movie is depressing as shit, underage rentboy is a v.v. good look for JGL


Things What I'm Going to Do Now:

2. Try to catch up on the 27347959697 fics I still have yet to read in both Inception and Merlin D:
3. Find me some filthy hot porn to read
4. Dream of pretty boys with lovely bums doing dirty things to each other YES PLEASE

HEY YOU GUYS. How was your day?
cherrybina: (Inception Arthur stripes)
1. There has been some tension and angst in Merlin fandom recently, and it makes me sad to see people so unhappy. If you're feeling down and would like a pick-me-up, here are some fun things to check out:

+ [ profile] skellerbvvt is hosting a Love Fest meme thing-y, which is basically just a post full of comment fics and vids and art and recs and flail and squee AND EVERYTHING THAT IS BRIGHT AND SHINY ABOUT THIS SHOW YAY.

+ [ profile] ninja_orange is hosting a nostalgia squee post where you can relive the first time you fell in love with Merlin.

+ In case you missed it, I posted a Labyrinth of Gedref picspam, and had so much fun reading all the comments from people talking about what the episode means to them.

I just love this fandom so much, you guys. I would never expect that people have to feel a certain way, or that they should only post certain kinds of reactions, but this fandom has brought me so much joy and I'm just not ready to say goodbye to that yet ♥

2. In case you're not following along, here are two delightful WIPs that are currently being written hidden away in my journal, both Arthur/Eames:

+ Military fic by [ profile] cobweb_diamond. This started when I begged Gav to write drunken comment fic, and has now turned into delightful h/c.

+ The Maillard Reaction by [ profile] skellerbvvt. Skeller started writing this for the rimming meme, and it has finally reached the rimming. You know, FORTY-NINE PARTS IN.

3. Pretty dimples are pretty.


Do we need some more boys? I think we do. )

4. A poll! Because it's Monday!

[Poll #1642141]

Mondays are not my favorite days, but at least I did not fall down the steps today, and that's something, right? I HOPE YOUR MONDAY IS AS AWESOME AS IT CAN POSSIBLY BE ♥

ETA: I totally forgot to say this, but I went looking for my own first time reactions to Merlin, and found that I didn't really post much about it :( However I did find this, which is just HILARIOUS. Really, you guys. IT WAS HARD TO FIND PICS OF THAT BOY BACK THEN. I AM SO GLAD I HAVE HIS FACE ALL OVER THE PLACE NOW BECAUSE IT IS ONE OF MY VERY FAVORITE FACES EVER :D
cherrybina: (Default)
1. CONFESSION: I have not yet watched yesterday's episode of Merlin. I... cannot even explain what is going on on my flist right now, and to be honest, I am sort of terrified D: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS. As far as I can tell, I need to get really drunk to get through it or want to punch someone in the face after watching it or possibly give up on the show forever or think it is the awesomest thing ever or I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT OKAY D:

2. Everyone should go check out the Not My Fandom Fest hosted by [ profile] pocky_slash because it is hilarious. [ profile] callowyn's take on Inception is so freaking awesome I cannot even deal.

3. Let's talk about Earl, shall we? As some of you know, I have had a thing for Earl for awhile now. I believe it was [ profile] froggie who first introduced me to the fabulousness that is a gold gentleman's pleasure object and matching cufflinks, and I desperately wanted fic with him in it, but it just didn't really fit in with Merlin. Imagine my delight when Inception came along in which cufflinks are canon for fuck's sake. But here is another confession for you today: When I finally wrote Earl fic, I took some ~artistic liberties~ with the dimensions. HE IS REALLY NOT THAT BIG. I mean, I don't actually know how big he is, since its given in centimeters, which is all blah blah blah to me and I cannot be arsed to convert it, but I sort of had the feeling that he wasn't this, like, GIANT PLUG or something. But whatever, I am all in favor of stretching the truth in fic in order to, you know, stretch other things with shiny gold buttplugs. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know in the interest of full disclosure :D

4. But speaking of Earl and speaking of really big buttplugs, in the comments of yesterday's post, I talked about my plans for a sequel to Earl fic, because I am not ready to let go. Basically, it goes like this: Eames decides to buy Arthur a matching plug, but after thinking about it, he realizes that Arthur's ass is too precious for gold, so he has a PLATINUM BUTTPLUG custom made. And because it's tailor made for Arthur's magnificent ass, it can be as big as I Eames wants. AND, WELL, WE ALL KNOW THAT EAMES IS NOT AFRAID TO DREAM REALLY FUCKING BIG AM I RIGHT. So he gives it to Arthur, and Arthur is like, what the fuck were you thinking this is HUGE, but Eames is just like, come on baby, you know I'd never give you anything you can't take, and I know you can take it for me. I'll make it so good for you, I promise. And Arthur is like asdfghjkl;, and Eames is like, AW YEAH. And then, you know. EAMES FILLS ARTHUR'S PRETTY LITTLE ARSE WITH PLATINUM BECAUSE ARTHUR DESERVES NOTHING LESS, Y/Y/MFY??

5. This one is REALLY IMPORTANT okay. I am going to be in NYC next weekend hanging out with [ profile] leupagus and [ profile] merelyn (and hopefully [ profile] puckling!) On Saturday, October 23, there is going to be some sort of fangirl meetup some time at some bar in Manhattan. Which, is incredibly specific, I know. BUT I AM TOTALLY NOT IN CHARGE OF PLANNING OKAY. But the point is, everyone should come! I promise it will be awesome, and by awesome I mean, I will get drunk and force you to listen to my super serious business thoughts about assfucking. AND THEN I MAY POSSIBLY BREAK YOUR TOOTH. I AM JUST WARNING YOU ALL UP FRONT. But still! AWESOME. So, everyone go fill out this poll, and then come hang out :D ETA: The poll is on dreamwidth, so if you don't have an account there, just let me know if you're interested in coming and I can make sure you get all the details. And really, you should come. ALL OF YOU.

6. I am crying a little bit because Tom Hardy was voted off in [ profile] staraflur's hot person poll. WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS. Whatever, more for me.


Mmmm, those are really nice pants.

cherrybina: (jgl mmm)
1. OKAY. So, I had a slightly stressful day yesterday and I was all set to curl up on the couch in my pjs, when I somehow got sucked into a dark pit of depravity with [ profile] cobweb_diamond, [ profile] jibrailis, [ profile] weatherfront and [ profile] bookshop, and I wrote... catboy!Arthur porn? WHAT. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE YOU GUYS. Seriously, Aja hosts a fluff fest, I write buttplug porn. Gav writes adorable snuggly kitty Arthur, I respond with sketchy catboy porn. I AM LIKE THAT GIRL WHO SHOWS UP LATE TO FANCY WINE AND CHEESE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND A BAG OF CHEETOS. WHAT IS THAT EVEN. But seriously, you should go check it out because it is kind of insane and awesome, and [ profile] platina and [ profile] kiwimangoodness have drawn some seriously amazing art. THIS FANDOM. OH MY GOD ♥



Remember when I was talking about Arthur's outfits in the movie? I said this was my least favorite Arthur outfit because of the too-big jacket but HOLY SHIT I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND BECAUSE HE LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING. I mean, really. JGL knows how to wear pants like nobody else in the whole world.

And sweaters, too )

3. I have mentioned that I love babies. LOVE THEM. And that men with babies is like kryptonite to me, so you can imagine my reaction when I saw this.



Death by cute )

4. The other day, I posted a vid of Bradley behind the scenes getting his hair blow-dried in the middle of a forest, and a bunch of people said they'd never seen it before. So now I am thinking back to all of the S1 behind the scenes stuff and wondering if there are any other clips that people may have missed either because they're new to the fandom, or just because fandom was a lot smaller then and there wasn't so much squee over every little thing. What are your favorite moments from the S1 DVD extras?

5. [ profile] hermette is hosting a Merlin fandom fu-a-thon, where you can leave prompts and write short ficlets in resposne. So, if you're having trouble getting words out and want to write something, or if you just want to read a bunch of awesome ficlets, GO CLICK NOW OKAY.

How is everyone today?

ETA: [ profile] hermette wrote Arthur/Eames fisting comment fic because she loooooves me and always knows exactly what I need asdfghj ♥!
cherrybina: (Default)
In yesterday's poll, fifteen of you said that mathematicians aren't sexy, and ten of you said there is no such thing as a hot mathematician. YOU GUYS.


But you know what? It doesn't matter anymore, because I think I have finally found my path in life. STARTING TOMORROW HERE IS MY NEW JOB OKAY.


I have always wanted to do really important work )
cherrybina: (jgl mmm)
The other day, I posted a picture of JGL in a t-shirt and a GIANT MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN AROUND HIS HIPS. The picture is from filming for a movie in which he plays a bike messenger, hence the humongous chain. I said in a comment that while I prefer the suits, it is nice to see that JGL wears a t-shirt really fucking well.

I actually was going to do a JGL in t-shirts picspam, but YOU GUYS. It is hilariously difficult to find pictures of him wearing t-shirts. But it does happen on occasion!

If I can't have the suits I suppose this will have to do )

ANYWAY. Moving along. I think it is time for a poll!

[Poll #1630235]

cherrybina: (t-hard smile)
Okay, so TOM HARDY. He is so ridiculous I cannot even deal with him. I really did try to understand him, but like so many of you all I can come up with is TOM HARDY, HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL? But you guys. I have finally figured it out. TOM HARDY DOESN'T EXIST. And like the good mathematician that I am, I can prove it :D

So, you guys know what impossible objects are, yes? They are basically optical illusions that cannot exist in three-dimensional space. Perhaps you are familiar with the Penrose stairs? I have decided that Tom Hardy is an impossible human. His ridiculousness simply cannot fit within the confines of our three-dimensional world.

The illusion becomes apparent when we look at some pictures.

The human equivalent of the Penrose stairs )
cherrybina: (jgl lounging)
[ profile] pennyplainknits has recorded my totally ridiculous JGL/T-Hard ficlet Pretty Feet as podfic which you can find here. Go check it out and tell her how amazing she is ♥♥♥

Speaking of which, why is there not more RPF in this fandom? WHY? YOU GUYS. T-Hard and JGL may not have the epic history of eyefucking and suggestive touching that Bradley and Colin have, but the idea of them together is SO AMAZING THAT I CAN HARDLY STAND IT. Think about it: one pretentious little hipster + the complete and utter ridiculousness that is Tom Hardy = SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING AWESOME. The possibilities are endless.

For example: T-Hard tries to explain to JGL that taking douchey MySpace pics is a legitimate form of artisitc expression, and this leads to JGL taking a series of pics of himself and texting them to T-Hard.


At first Tom is all annoyed because he doesn't think Joe is putting his whole heart into it, and he goes on this epic rant about how Joe always does things in his ironic hipster way and until he lets go of that, he will never reach the second level or irony that is necessary for understanding the true art that goes into being precisely that kind of obnoxious. But then the pics get sluttier and sluttier and Tom forgets all about art when Joe's delightful ass is right there on the screen. NATURALLY THIS LEADS TO FUCKING. Yes? YES??

In other news, do you guys remember this poll? I thought about that discussion today when I innocently browsing for coats at Anthropologie, came across this one, and all of the sudden found myself thinking about assfucking. WHICH OKAY HAPPENS A LOT AT RANDOM INTERVALS THROUGHOUT THE DAY BUT STILL.

Hello, lovelies. What are you up to this evening? I'm thinking it is time for wine and cookies. Who's with me?
cherrybina: (inception eames)
SO. I am not actually posting today. THIS POST DOESN'T EXIST OKAY. I need to take a break from LJ so I can actually get some writing done (and you know, OTHER STUFF THAT IS NOT FANDOM WTF REAL LIFE) because JFC this place is distracting.

But if I was posting, I would absolutely not say a word about T-Hard's birthday, because that is just weird. While I am totally fine saying, I WANT T-HARD TO FUCK ME SO HARD I FORGET MY OWN NAME, acknowledging his birthday is just taking it too far. There are some lines I will not cross okay.


ANOTHER THING I WOULD DO IF I WAS ACTUALLY POSTING. So, Idk how this happens, but I feel like every day, there are more and more ridiculous scenarios I want to see written. Born from my post yesterday, I now desperately want Arthur and Eames go to the mall and JGL and Colin get stoned, then T-Hard and Bradley find them half naked and passed out. ANYONE? PLEASE??

Now, I am about to disappear into the world of THINGS THAT ARE NOT LJ, but before I go, I will give you a peek at what I am working on. [ profile] hermette is having a WIP party, and since I posted a snippet over there, I thought I would share with all of you :D

Yeah, so this is 16-year-old Arthur and his hot teacher Mr. Eames )


But yeah, I guess I don't have to say goodbye since this post doesn't exist in the first place.
cherrybina: (jgl unf)
1. So, Colin Morgan in Parked. Prettiest homeless heroin addict ever, or prettiest homeless heroin addict ever? I will refrain from embedding the trailer, since it appeared on my flist no less than fifteen times last night, and therefore I assume you have all seen it. If you have been living under a rock, you can watch it here. You guys. I don't do sad movies. Like, AT ALL. Seriously, the whole delicate flower thing? NOT A JOKE. It's pathetic, really. If you ever hear my rant about the tragic ending of (500) Days of Summer, you will rightfully laugh in my face. HOW AM I GONNA DEAL WITH THIS MOVIE D:

2. Now that [ profile] hermette wrote T-Hard/Bradley/Colin, and I wrote T-Hard/Bradley and T-Hard/JGL/Bradley/Colin, I think there is only one thing left, do you agree? And that of course would be JGL/Colin. WAIT WAIT HERE ME OUT. JGL could take Colin shopping for new clothes! And JGL would be all like, dude, what is with the pants that are two sizes too big, and Colin would just blush and stammer and finally admit that not everyone has a fantastic arse okay. And JGL would just be like, well, I've never actually seen yours. This leads to JGL coaxing Colin out of his pants, which leads to JGL telling Colin that he has a lovely ass, which leads to rimming. OBVIOUSLY.

3. Hallefuckinglujah by [ profile] weatherfront. Arthur/Eames, in which Arthur pretends to be a priest for a job, and Eames... well. LIKE EAMES COULD RESIST THAT. Be sure to take note of the warning, but OH MY GOD. What a delicious and dirtywrong way to start the day. NNNGH.

4. Tom Hardy. That's... all I wanted to say, really. I feel like he deserves one spot on every one of my ridiculous lists. How about this: SOMETIMES T-HARD TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF. THIS, MY FRIENDS, IS A VERY GOOD THING INDEED.


And for all of you who were mad at me for giving him the shoulder victory over Bradley, I just really love his shoulders, even when he is all skinny like that. AND I SWEAR HE GETS PRETTIER TO ME EVERY DAY ♥

5. UM. First I should say that this is entirely [ profile] foxxcub's fault, as she mentioned the idea of having an Arthur paper doll to dress up, and then posted this ridiculously awesome J.Crew AU, in which Arthur is a model and Eames is the photographer. Since I linked to Banana Republic sweaters yesterday, I decided to first pretend that there is actually such thing as an Arthur paper doll, and then dress my Arthur paper doll in BR clothes. BECAUSE THAT IS NOT WEIRD AT ALL.

I guess this is sweater porn? )

ETA: Uh, so I wrote a wee snippet of what would happen if Arthur did actually wear those pants, inspired by [ profile] foxxcub. IDEK YOU GUYS.
cherrybina: (Default)
1. I feel like I totally missed all the Merlin post-ep squeefests yesterday D: I was late watching it, and then everyone already said everything I was feeling, so I was just kind of like, OH HEY ME TOO. My non-spoliery thoughts: I HAVE MISSED THIS SHOW SO FUCKING MUCH and ASDFGHJ THESE BOYS ♥♥♥ and OMFG IS IT NEXT WEEK YET. I do have Merlin stuff I want to talk about, which will probably come in a post tomorrow \o/

2. I am so embarrassed to admit this, but I just went and got myself a delicious account. I NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. I basically just use everyone else's, but I think the time has finally come to jump on that bandwagon because I cannot keep track of anything anymore. I have lots and lots of work to do, especially when it comes to Merlin fic because OH GOD THERE IS A LOT OF OLD FIC TO BOOKMARK but at least I have finally started. At some point, I might even try to tag some of my own entries for organizational purposes, since I've received a couple PMs recently asking about old entries/picspams I've done. BASICALLY MY JOURNAL IS JUST A HUGE FUCKING MESS OKAY and my tags are useless and I cannot find a thing D: With that ringing endorsement out of the way, hi new people who have friended me in the past few days! I just did an intro post here, so feel free to stop by and say hello if you are so moved :D

3. Fics!

+ Underneath This Heel of Mine by [ profile] recrudescence, Arthur/Eames. So, OKAY. I did not even realize I had a kink for Arthur wearing stilettos until I read this. UNF. I should not have been surprised, as it is the same author who wrote this filthy hot first time barebacking and felching fic.

+ Pick up (and Knit) by [ profile] pennyplainknits, JGL/T-Hard. I am DYING for more RPF in this fandom, and this is just adorable. Tom knits Joe a scarf, which was partially inspired by this conversation.


+ Unusual Kiss by [ profile] i_claudia, Bradley/Colin/Alexander Skarsgård. I shall just let her warnings enticements speak for themselves: threesome, barebacking, Colin Morgan’s fingers, size!kink, accent!kink, fisting, double penetration, a bit of D/s, dirty talk, rimming, orgasm denial, really filthy sex. OH HELL YES.

4. Shall we move along to the inappropriate part of this post? I THINK WE SHALL. As I have mentioned, I am currently in the middle of writing a morally dubious fic of moral dubiousness, aka Arthur/Eames teacher/student, in which bb Arthur is 16 (really, you have only yourselves to blame.) ANYWAY. It really does not help my depraved mental state when I come across pictures like this:


I AM JUST SAYING. Those of you who are still holding onto your decency will be happy to know that he is, in fact, eighteen years old in that picture. OH JGL, BLESS YOUR WEE BABYFACE ♥ But really, it is not as if I haven't already crossed, like, EVERY LINE IN THE BOOK, so this is nothing new. As someone who is much wiser than I am once said, when in doubt, ADD MORE JIZZ ♥ THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM ON THIS BUS TO HELL, BBS. WHO WANTS TO SIT NEXT TO ME?

5. Every year I look forward to fall because it is my favorite season and has my favorite clothes. But every year I also forget how so many awesome clothes = one very broke Bina D: So! I am instituting some rules for this shopping season: No more shirtdresses, coats, or boots because FFS I HAVE ENOUGH*. Okay, maybe just this and this and these. BUT THEN THAT IS IT OKAY.

*This is not actually true. This will never be true. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ENOUGH.
cherrybina: (Default)

gif by [ profile] who_love


My entire response to the interview can be summed up as follows: BRADLEEEEEEY ASDFGHJK ♥______♥ If you haven't seen the interview yet, you can find it here on YouTube. NEW EP TOMORROW. HOLY SHIT.

2. Okay so this video?

THIS VIDEO CRACKS ME UP. I know he's supposed to be an asshole paparazzi dude, and I hate when they harass celebrities when they're just trying to go about their business, but I kind of love that photographer a little bit. When JGL tells him that Fellini directed La Dolce Vita and he is just like, "WHO?" I can practically see JGL's WHAT IS MY LIFE face. It pains his little hipster soul, and I can totally relate, because it is the very same pain I feel when Bradley wears his Abercrombie shirt. But what I really love is how at first the photographer is all dismissive, like, WHATEVER, YOU ARE NOT EVEN THAT FAMOUS, but by the end he is openly slashing JGL with his friend. It would have been one thing if he just admitted that he was going for the gay angle because it made a good story, but he basically tells him that he wants it to be true because he thinks it would be hot. He's an asshole photographer with the heart of a fangirl ♥

3. Speaking of JGL, does anyone else think that maybe he was kind of bratty as a kid, and always giving his parents shit for making him do stuff like take gymnastics and dance lessons and French lessons because while he enjoyed the acting thing, the rest of the time he just wanted to stay home and play Sonic the Hedgehog on SEGA? Only now that he is all grown up he's like HOLY SHIT, THIS GETS ME LAID ALL THE TIME. I HOPE HE THANKED HIS PARENTS IS ALL I'M SAYING.

4. Can we talk about T-Hard right now? )

5. You guys should know better than to dare me AKA PORN )

*And yes, that is the second reference to that song I've used in two days. I HAVE NEVER DOUBTED THE ARTISTIC INTEGRITY OF LADY GAGA OKAY.

ETA2: [ profile] ainsoph15 wrote Arthur/Eames comment porn and it is hot and delightful!
cherrybina: (Default)
For those of you wondering how I could even begin to compare Tom Hardy to Bradley James, please note that as of right now, while Bradley James is winning overall, the majority of people think that Tom Hardy is a dirty talking slut who's into pegging. THAT'S HOW.

Speaking of which, GUESS WHAT I DID. Yeah, that's right. I BLAME EVERY ONE OF YOU PERVERTS FOR THIS.

Bradley James/Tom Hardy
~700 words of utterly ridiculous filth. I HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR THIS, REALLY.

cherrybina: (Default)
Okay, so I posted the other day about how in Bradley's absence, there was another pretty British boy with crooked teeth and the tendency to be ridiculous who was threatening to steal my heart away. I CAN BE LOYAL OKAY BUT IT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME WITH NO BRADLEY AND I AM ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL.

Well, it turns out the similarities between Bradley James and Tom Hardy are even greater than I first realized, so I decided to look at all the evidence and make the very best choice once and for all.

There's one Facebook pic in there, so don't click if that's not your thing.

Which pretty boy comes out on top? )

Considering my flist is pretty heavily weighted on the Merlin side, I already know how this is going to come out, but I'm doing it anyway. For SCIENCE.

[Poll #1616414]
cherrybina: (jgl unf)
No, really. I do. HIS NAKED ASS to be more precise. I was blinded by the sheer magnificence of said ass and did not save the pictures of him sprawled all over the bed AND NOW I CANNOT FIND THEM AND I AM JUST REALLY SAD OKAY. So, halp?

In other news, with over a 100 votes tallied, 25.7% 26.9%(!) of the people think Tom Hardy can make man-cunt sexy. Tom Hardy says FUCK YEAH I'M AWESOME.


Moving on, I am in the mood for porn. I'm blaming Tom Hardy's face. And JGL's ass. ALSO DIMPLES. Who else is in the mood for porn? Come talk to me about dirty things, bbs. Link me to something filthy. WRITE ME COMMENT PORN YES PLEASE.

Happy Tuesday. I love you all ♥♥

ETA: We have comment porn \o/ [ profile] foxxcub wrote Arthur/Eames and it is delicious :D

ETA2: FUCK YES [ profile] ermynee224 HAS COME THROUGH FOR US.

cherrybina: (Default)
1. [ profile] franticsga wrote Merlin/Arthur fic and you should go read it because it is awesome. She has tried to blame this on me somehow, which, OKAY. Here is something that you should all know: you can blame me all you want, but when the end result is a ridiculously adorable fic in which boys wear suits and then come all over each other, I AM NOT GOING TO BE SORRY. I AM NEVER GOING TO BE SORRY.

2. Speaking of boys in suits coming all over each other (that is like, THE DEFINING SEGUE OF MY JOURNAL, I THINK) yesterday I mentioned JGL's dimples, and how I very much wanted dimple porn, and I just want to thank [ profile] syllic and [ profile] nicolasechs for taking that conversation exactly where I wanted it to go and discussing the logistics of Eames coming all over Arthur's face and then licking it out of his dimples. THAT WAS WHAT I MEANT BY DIMPLE PORN. I feel like this could be complicated, because Arthur is not really all that smiley, right? And without the smile, there aren't any dimples.


So think about it - Eames has to somehow get him to smile, while also getting off at the same time. And the closer he gets to coming, the harder it is for him to focus on making Arthur smile. DO YOU SEE HOW THIS MIGHT BE DIFFICULT? But really, if there is anyone who can do it, it's Eames, am I right?

3. Speaking of Arthur not smiling, Merlin S3 promo pics \o/

Non-spoilery photos )

4. Speaking of fic, I AM SUCH A MESS RIGHT NOW OMG. In addition to 32847550606 Merlin WIPs, I am writing this ridiculously filthy Arthur/Eames fic which can be summarized thusly: ARTHUR IS BENDY. EAMES APPROVES. I'm also writing this painfully fluffy Arthur/Eames thing in which there is cuddling and hand holding and NO ONE TOUCHES ANYONE ELSE'S PEEN. IDEK.

So what do you guys think? Am I really that good at seamlessly moving from one point to the next, or is my journal just a never ending cycle of porn and fic and pretty boys and porn and fic and... OKAY YEAH I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY IT.

Promo pics from Merlin's Keep
cherrybina: (joe/tom)
Title: Pretty Feet
Pairing: Joe/Tom
Rating: R for RIDICULOUS
Summary: No one understands Tom's thing for shoes. Thankfully, Joe is there to take care of him. Inspired by this Tom Hardy quote: A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes.

Notes: Apparently I write Inception RPF? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN. I... don't even know what to say about this, really. This is entirely [ profile] meiface's fault.

Pretty Feet )


Aug. 25th, 2010 09:28 am
cherrybina: (inception arthur eames)
So, I know all of you right now are either OMG SHUT UP ABOUT INCEPTION AND PLEASE TALK ABOUT MERLIN AGAIN GOD or DUDE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IT IS ABOUT FUCKING TIME or... Idk, other things, but I am sorry okay. I just have to work through the stages of Inception fandom at my own pace. So far, I have been through Stage 1: ASDFGHJKL;. I am pretty much still stuck there. IN LIMBO.

Basically that entire paragraph was me trying to tell you that this entry is going to make no sense. THIS ENTRY MAKES NO SENSE OKAY.

Let me tell you how bad it is in my head right now. Tuesdays are sale days at Anthropologie. Every Tuesday, they mark down new inventory, and every Tuesday, I look at allllll the pretty things to see if there is anything I absolutely must have. I do this as part of my morning web browsing routine, a routine that also includes daily stalking of my favorite shoes to see if anything has gone on sale*. Yesterday it wasn't until 10:00 at night that I realized that not only had I forgotten to check the Anthropologie sale, but I HAD NOT LOOKED AT A SINGLE PAIR OF SHOES ALL DAY. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

I think that really is how to describe this fandom in a nutshell. It made me forget about shoes for an entire day.

In which I lose my shit a lot, shamelessly objectify a bunch of pretty boys, and make fun of Colin's pants. AGAIN. )
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So has everyone been following the [ profile] summerpornathon? The last challenge was posted today and IT IS WANKING \O/ There I was, reading along, all like, lalala wanking is lovely what a pleasant challenge this will be and then BAM. I got to this sentence: ARTHUR USING A CANDLE TO FIND HIS PROSTATE. FUCK, THAT SOUNDS HOT. It is really no secret how I feel about sex in the bum. I mean HELLO. Merlin's ass/Things Arthur likes to stick in it is ONE OF MY OTPS. But why I have I not spent more of the many hours per day I dedicate to porny thoughts thinking about them sticking things in their own bums? Probably because I spent most of it thinking about Arthur actually fucking Merlin and OKAY MAYBE NOT ACTUALLY A WASTE OF TIME AFTER ALL.

Now I know, I know, sex between two dudes does not always mean assfucking, but as much as I love handjobs and blowjobs and frottage, I am just a huge slut for penetration.... Perhaps I should reword that sentence? You know what? I'M LETTING IT STAND AS IS :D I'm not picky! If not cocks, then fingers, tongues, RANDOM OBJECTS FOUND LYING AROUND THE CASTLE.

ANYWAY. My point was that this challenge is all about wanking which is awesome because wankfic is always in short supply, but what is in even shorter supply is wankfic involving penetration. There is some, I know there is some. WHY IS THERE NOT MORE? So, my lovely flist, I know some of you are participating in the pornathon, and this is my humble request: PLEASE TO BE STICKING SOMETHING UP THERE THANK YOU. Fingers, candles, anachronistic buttplugs, magical dildos, WHATEVER :D


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